Asexually Frustrated

Nonbinary Transfemme Queer af ✌🏻

[sidebuds]

[disgruntleddemon]

Obsessed w how the gangs' all posed in this scene ngl

[ottawa--centaurs]

i just feel like we don't celebrate fingers in his mouth friday like we used to anymore

[ottawa--centaurs]

[journeymanfool]

I'm gay and my taxes are done!!

[journeymanfool]

friendly reminder that in this house we say FUCK TURBOT*X. they're the reason taxes in the US are so complicated, because they actively lobby to keep them that way.

instead of paying hundreds of dollars to have a corporation prep and file your taxes, consider instead doing what I do (and have done for several years now without fail) and go to freetaxusa.com and use their FREE online tax preparation system. It's organized, well explained, and trustworthy. it helps you know exactly where to input the little numbers from your W2s and other forms, asks straightforward questions to help you make sure you don't miss out on possible deductions, and will even e-file or mail your federal and state forms for you for free (except in states that charge for you to file, like Ohio 👎)

I've been prepping and filing my taxes this way since 2021, and freetax always helps me end up with as many deductions as possible, and most importantly isn't scary and isn't going to charge me $200 like h&rblock used to when I used to go there.

this is not an ad, I just genuinely hate turbotax and other places like it, as well as the US tax system in general.

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[starfuckscafe]

The back of that outfit btw🍑

[soaphoe]

this tweet is absolutely taking me out

#UseYourButt

[jasoncanty01]

[septicake]

I love how all of them carry a completely different tone than the others

[yespolkadotkitty]

FUCK EM UP YOUR GRACE

[fishyandclintbarton]

Pop off, my liege

[bearwithh]

[wickedsick]

Which Geometric Transformation is the Hottest?

Rotation

Translation

Uniform Scaling

Non-Uniform Scaling

Reflection

Shearing

Voting ended onMar 10

[natalieironside]

Due to my weird childhood and my weird brain, I have this very unhelpful compulsion to conceal Everything I do from Everyone. I Cannot be observed performing any action, no matter how mundane. My nervous system is convinced I'm gonna, like, Get In Trouble for eating food at dinnertime or sleeping in my bed at bedtime.

I've taken to asking myself, "Okay does this task actually require subterfuge or am I stealing a balloon on Free Balloon Day"

[depsidase]

[kosmogrl]

sorry but I do feel superior to anyone posting ai caricature of themselves. first of all you’re dumb. and second you’re lame as hell.

[asexuallyfrustrated]

Walking shoes for elderly with poor balance.

[asexuallyfrustrated]

*DJ Khaled voice* another one

[asexuallyfrustrated]

Walking shoes for elderly with poor balance.

[mogwaipoet]

This game, about listing as many animals as you can, is shockingly well-considered and polished for such an apparent shitpost of a game idea

hot new brain workout

[calamitycons]

117 animals listed!!! HARD AND SCARY 😸🐕🦁🐅🦒𓃰℥🐆🦜🐦🐦🐑🐐🦙🐎🦓🦛🐊🐦🐦𓅨𓅪🐦🐦🐦🕊️𓃸🐼🦝🐀🐁🐰🦂🕷🪰🕷🐍🐍🐍🐿🐽🦊🦎🦎🦎🦟鯉🐦🐺🦔🐋🐬🫍🐻‍❄️🐻🐻🐻🦥🦃🐤🦉🦇🐜🐛🐛🫅🐄🐗🫎🦌🪱🐛🐞🐛🦖🦫🦦🐟🦈🦈🦈

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[pusheenthenerdcat]

oh trans twins you scientific GOLDMINE... absolute blessing to the world of medical research on a level that is barely comprehendible... the same age and same genes and can be tested in the same experiment conditions simultaneously? one independent hormonal variable? absolutely magical oh my goodness gracious

[sea-salted-wolverine]

Hey. Heyhey. Do me a favor real quick.

If you don't already know you have issues doing so, squat down real quick. Bend your knees all the way and touch the floor. Just make sure you can do it. Okay? For me? And then stand up all the way and make sure you can balance on one foot.

Like. You don't need to blow it into some huge thing. Just. Make sure all your bits and peices still work the way you think they do.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

Can you turn your head to look behind you without twisting your shoulders? What about standing on your toes? If you sit down on the floor can you get back up without using your hands?

If there was ever a tumblr post worth sending to your mom, it's this one.

Just saying, bodies are a use it or lose it kinda thing.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

okay so every time I see this post crop back up in queues and notifications I end up thinking about it. Because I made the post and even I'm still doing the thing where I read the post about maintaining range of motion in my delicate meatsuit and I nod and hmm and think yeah that's a good idea and then dont move from where I'm curled up shrimp style staring at the nightmare rectangle.

So like. Thinking real hard about moving doesn't count as moving. Major bummer. Anyways. Joints.

[storyweavingspider]

@fucking-relax helps a lot with this tbh