Asexual Owlbear

Counting the days before this blog dissolves into chaos 24 (she/he/they/I don’t even know at this point)

[rockcaster]

"I've got an ace up my sleeve" and its riz in gorgugs sleeve waiting to shoot a gun

[dont-tell-my-mom-im-here]

Fantasy high is an accurate portrayal of when you become friends in your first year when everyone is 'straight' and then a couple years later you're the queer group

[crokka-smile-deactivated2022041]

I love Shakespeare

[junefrombug]

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[asexualowlbear]

Since it seems like 4 of the pcs in Cloudward Ho are members of an old adventuring party, I wonder if we will see a divorced couple/exes.

[asexualowlbear]

A reaction image that I really needed

[asexualowlbear]

I feel like at the start of season 9 we will have “2 years later” which started the day after “one year later was filmed.

[asexualowlbear]

[asexualowlbear]

As an asexual it is hard to remember to most people 😈 means “horny” and not “I’m going to kill your D&D character”

[catboybiologist]

Y'know that quote about "if you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room"

Also applies to queerness and neurodivergency

[godless-of-the-hunt]

idk how to compare those lol

[catboybiologist]

The original quote's purpose is to say that you should always seek out people smarter than you for your own intellectual development.

If I'm the gayest and most mentally ill person in the room, I need to find a room with more gay and mentally ill people for my own gay and mentally ill development.

[lost-my-soup]

And thats why you are on Tumblr

[catboybiologist]

You get it

[transfrogrified-in-the-void]

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

[tech--romancer]

oh know I sneezed and hit reblog by accident and now I’m typing this by accident too

[asexualowlbear]

When there is a aroace warlock in my campaign:

Me: move over Johnny Spells there is a new no-fap warlock in town

[chaser]

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

[chaser]

First like and this has already found its intended audience

[chaser]

uh oh

[itsmyturnonthegender]

[asexualowlbear]

One of my favorite things to think about is what would academia look like in a modern day fantasy world.

Just imagine magic academics being like:

Guys please stop killing the dragons. They are an apex predator and it sends the ecosystem into ruin.

I’m teaching a class on the thermodynamics of the fireball spell.

I think the knowledge god would prefer my primary source to your secondary source

Here’s my paper, “A study of ROS production via cellular respiration of homo sapien communis, homo sapien edhellen, and homo sapien khazâd”

[transgenderfabianseacaster]

demiromantic fabian i think. sexual attraction comes naturally for him, he loves sex and kissing and is pretty horny lol. but the other parts that are expected to come with a relationship - romantic connection - he’s doesn’t really feel till he’s established a specific connection to his partner

also he absolutely is NOT introspective enough to know/understand this. like i will hc fabian with all sorts of things but bro has No idea what any of them are lmao

[smoothoperatorleclerc]

rb to have a super gay 2023

[non-binary-lil-star]

rb to have a super gay 2024

[magicmumu2]

rb to have a super gay 2025

[asexualowlbear]

D&D players will look at their characters and go “is anyone going to give them endless love and effection” and then go “no” and add another tragedy to their backstory