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[asgardianstudios]

just putting this here as a reminder

[asgardianstudios]

I’m tired of pets dieing in horror movies

just ki the damn owner looking at you child’s play reemaje you price of shit

[hagiomoto]

Most popular Jack the Ripper theories from ripperologists just blame immigrants, but personally I think it was British empire soldiers...guys who'd just come back from committing massacres in Africa and Asia and figured, why stop now?

The British army committed tons of mutilations during the massacres they committed in colonial times. Removing breasts and mutilating uteruses has been recorded before. In India, in Kenya etcetera.

It's silly to think Jack the Ripper was just some random blue-collar worker from Poland instead of a soldier who probably just came back from the Xhosa Wars, for example.

And Xhosa Wars happened about a decade before the first Whitechapel murder.

[asgardianstudios]

That’s interesting makes sense

not to be an arse but my theory is it was some purity culture obsessed arse. And or a women (if or some other motivation obviously)

[secularsasquatch]

Also human sacrifice with the story of Jeptha’s daughter.

[asgardianstudios]

[asgardianstudios]

writing prompt idea for y’all because I’m bored

You are a bandit king, and you have kidnapped the prince from the local kingdom unfortunately said prince is married to the most feared dragon in the kingdom which is not take kindly to people attempting to harm the love of their life . Predictably antics insue

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[asgardianstudios]

this made me snort laugh out loud so loud that my cat looked at me like WTF is my hooman doing

[phair-enough]

the Phair song of the day is To Hell and Back by Sabaton

[asgardianstudios]

happy pride month

[secondhandsoupfrog]

if you reblog this your gay

[asgardianstudios]

I’m bi so

[yourturnyourtricks]

red and blue ships are the best

[bebamonica]

i know youre not talking about radiostatic but,,

[asgardianstudios]

I’m a Hazbin fan but my mind went to TF2 and Red medic x blue heavy

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[asgardianstudios]

This is so cute

[validblogname]

accurate

[asgardianstudios]

Reblogging this at sonic’s speed

[stillnaomi]

a lot of the moralizing against revolutionary violence makes absolutely zero sense when you acknowledge that revolutions don't happen because some people think violence is a generally good tool of solving problems, but because the mass of the population is pushed past its breaking point by the conditions imposed upon it by the system the ruling class is using violence to enforce

[asgardianstudios]

Exactly see the comic series Lazurus for perfect (all be it fictional) example of this

[asgardianstudios]

just had a realisation

So a while back I saw a reaction video to someone conservative cuck saying “oh white people died to end slavery, black people started slavery” and I realised that like a perfect way to respond to it is “so you admit John brown is a hero”

[dizzys-not-dead]

Oh ! (I’m scared)

[asgardianstudios]

Be a shame if someone connected to that an downloaded a virus that fucks with whatever internet you’re connnected to

[zmioniks]

I just realized that existance of ICE is one of few things that could bring both autobts and desepticons togeter to wipe them off the planet (that whould be a peak fan comic)

(Despepticons literaly started to fight coruption and descrimination based on alt modes it whould hit way to close home to see wtf humans are doing )

(And autobots ofc freedom is the right of all sentient beings )