(Noises Of A Horrified Archivist)

23. Bi. She/They Nakahara Chuuya Enthusiastic. I am a Blaine Anderson stan first and a human second. Jonathan Sims Apologist.

[asgardianwiccan35]

My Character/TV Show Playlists

Part Two

Harry Potter:

tensed conversations, secret meetings, brutal fights, gentle forgiveness · drarry

chaos: behavior so unpredictable as to appear random | James · Remus · Sirius · Peter · Lily · Marlene · Mary · Dorcas | the marauders

Stranger Things:

“I’ve been meaning to tell you, I think your house is haunted, Your dad is always mad and that must be why” -Taylor Swift, seven

aka the only valid stranger things character • songs that I think will byers would love

you make me so mad it makes me love you ~ mike wheeler

songs thats the stranger things characters would listen too. 1980-1989

Merlin:

it matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be • merlin | murther

The Magnus Archives:

“Everybody wants to change the world, but no one, no one wants to die.” || a magnus archive playlist

The Raven Cycle:

“blue was a little in love with all of them. her raven boys.” • the raven cycle • arbores loqui latine

Critical Role:

you are not born with venom in your veins • shadowgast playlist

[noahhawthorneauthor]

October was full of bangers, every single one of them. Charlie Adhara's series was by far my favorite, the character development, different take on werewolves, and romance was just beyond anything I've read before.

The Bright Sword reminded me how much I love epic fantasy with outcast leads and dark whimsy, plus the queer characters actually have great arcs and endings. And Seducing the Sorcerer was such a good laugh, completely unexpected and feel good.

Liar City is another one that left me thinking about it for weeks, I can't wait for the next one. I'll be continuing the Souldbound series by Hailey Turner, I'm a sucker for grumpy and traumatized hero x cinnamon roll protector.

[selfundiagnosed]

basement i saw in 2020. May Peace Prevail On Earth

[pumpkinpaix]

oh my god OP wait here is a basement I saw in 2021 I have to show you

BLESS ALL WHO ENTER

[teaboot]

what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

[teaboot]

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

[sufficientlylargen]

One of these days the horse is gonna come out of pinko with opposable thumbs, and then we're all in trouble.

[cloudiifeather]

dance with me

[frandrawsalot]

The Raven Cycle

[teashoesandhair]

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

"lupita nyong'o can't be helen of troy because helen was greek and there weren't black people in ancient greece"

DO YOU THINK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DIDNT HAVE BOATS. THIS ENTIRE MOVIE IS ABOUT ONE OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS AND HIS BOAT

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

do you think these people can read

[phoenix]

Best comment I just saw "Helen of Troy was perfectly cast, because all these men are fighting about her."

[amalenko]

I love writing ME3 stuff from James's perspective because early in their run I decided that he fully assumes my Mshep and Kaidan were already dating if not married, and it's such a funny version of things. He's down there on Mars watching Shepard scream bloody murder over Kaidan nearly getting killed like, "Damn. Guess you don't need to pay for a divorce lawyer any more." The Citadel coup is him going "I knew you guys were dysfunctional but this shit just keeps getting worse." They start actually dating and he's just like "They worked it out? Well damn, okay. Really thought the guns would've put a damper on things, but I guess war screws with peoples' standards." At no point does anyone realize what he's thinking or correct him, nor does he mention it to anyone, except maybe for Joker who probably realizes what's happening and keeps the bit going for his own amusement. James fully just accepts that Shepard and Kaidan got married sometime before he met them and kept it quiet. The actual proposal/wedding eventually happens and he finally goes Hey what the Fuck and somehow ends up more confused than ever

[racc00nguy]

Was thinking about that one post where somebody said that Kaidan moved on easily after Shepard's death and Its been bugging me for some time so i need to rant about it

On the Horizon encounter, there are many lines that alone give away the fact that Kaidan in fact did not move on, like "thinking you were gone, it was like loosing a limb" (basically saying that he felt like he lost a part of himself after Shepards death), + "I wanted to believe the rumours that you were alive" (giving delulu king 👑) or most importantly "I moved on , at least I thought I did" proving that he tried to move on but just couldn't, because of the impact Shepard has left on him when he was still alive.

Kaidan not joining Shepard or being mad about them working with Cerberus doesn't mean that he moved on. Just because he didn't want to go against his own morality and priorities doesn't make him the monster some of y'all make him out to be, quite the opposite, it proves that he's his own person living by his own rules, and won't let go of them that easily, instead of just taking and going with whatever is thrown his way (which some of ya'all expect from him).

Shepard joining Cerberus was too much for him, even though he missed them, he couldn'tve just moved passed that, not then at least, but that still doesn't change the fact that he didn't move on after Shepard's death, romanced or not.

No hate to the op but damn if you don't know shit about a certain character, dont make analysis on them dawg 😭

[onlyplatonicirl]

Oh man I haven’t had a new interest in a while. It’s always been the same three things on repeat. I wonder when I’ll st-

Ok.

[tyler-the-geek]

Same lol

[fettunfettered]

[ryliith]

He likes the blue ones better. The yellow ones are his second favorite. He does not stop eating crayons after this.

Based on this:

[endlessly-ranting-antheia]

Ilya: *sleeping peacefully*

Shane at 3 am:

[lujinarchive]

Katara and Sokka

[specialagentartemis]

Cannot enthuse enough about looking at the flyers on corkboards. As soon as you start noticing them, a whole world of unique events opens itself up to you. There are always people offering guitar and piano lessons, but I’ve also seen flyers for queer game nights, town hall protests, hiking clubs, live music festivals, student film showcases, indie film screenings, stone carving sculpture classes, Pride events, jazz in the park, genderswapped Star Trek stage plays, bike-a-thons, cyberpunk drag shows, an online asexuality archive… tons of the events being promoted are even free and they’re things I never would have known about if not for a flyer in a café or ice cream shop or park kiosk

[aenigmatica]

i love hitting everyone with my transgender beam except cliff marleau who i prefer to think of as being the final boss of “confused but has the spirit”