weird loser freak (man)

absie, he/him. youtuber rpf. reblog.

[saltoncity]

it’s cause you’re always chained to that damn radiator

[json-derulo]

Jet Lag The Game: S18E5

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

lots of handwringing and discomfort about the phenomenon of kinks forming before puberty but if you think about it’s it’s much scarier to imagine a world where kinks only ever appear without warning when you’re fully grown

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

on your 18th birthday—wait no let’s say 25th birthday—you must undergo the traditional ritual and be assigned a kink that will determine the course of your sex life forevermore and place you within the corresponding faction. you close your eyes and pray that it’s something kind of classy and chic and practical and affordable and not something that will freak you out or embarrass you. the girl before you comes out crying; she’s autistic and got “prolonged eye contact”. you gulp. someone else is hastily pulling up Wikipedia. the anarchist guy covered in ACAB pins scowls at the floor, resentfully contemplating his uniform fetish.

[nodoubtrock]

hi if youre still doing doodle requests please please kian stone… i love your bitbs so much

thank uu :) i offer kian wip

[deadmegumi]

Daily affirmations. Blond men are the devil's emissaries. Blond men will not enter the kingdom of heaven at their deaths nor will they sing with the rest of god's creatures in his choir. Blond men are a scourge upon this earth and all who consider themselves righteous and holy are bound by honor to hunt them to extinction

[red-velvet-void]

Q!Jaiden redraw that I've been picking at for too longg

Here is the og for comparasion from like what, 2023? I still quite like this one :] The redraw took me 14 hours with 46 minutes and I started on the 16th of April and finished it today!

At this point I'm tempted to just make qllau/qjaiden into my oc? Unsure if I will actually go through with that bc I've never really had an oc before.. so scarey idk

[hiveswap]

Not attracted to that character i just want him to experience being scared for his life and panicking

[nonexistent-triangle]

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

[bobbato]

[theorangepdf]

getting fixated on something is funny because the first like week i have an insatiable need to tell everyone i know about it and spread the good word but by weeks 2 and 3 it becomes so intense and personal that even hearing it mentioned in public makes me sweat as if a dark secret was alluded to

[deathonthebeach]

Do you guys think [redacted] is gay? *remembers it’s bad to speculate abt people’s sexualities* I know for certain [redacted] is gay

[paging-possum]

Bug infestation in my procreate files im gonna need to call a freaking exterminator dude

[bluetomatosoda]

I'm still not over !Jaiden, man, she deserved so much more-

[cheaphalloweencostume]

well i misread that

[rottendaughters]

from the sadomasochism wikipedia

[bigboobyhalo]

it's so like. when someone who's never been into MCYT says they hate MCYT I roll my eyes sooo bad because like you don't GET IT you were never invested in this YOU DON'T GET IT AND YOU NEVER WILL... but when someone who obviously dearly loved MCYT like I did says they hate MCYT I hold them closely in solidarity because yeah man. fuck all minecraft youtubers and streamers

[rslashrats]

girls go to college to become nonbinary. boys go to jupiter to become nonbinary