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[ashinafl4sh]

Very late intro post.

My name is Hunter

I identify as a trans demiboy, bisexual, and as a therian. My theriotypes are silver fox, grey and white Maine coon, and german Shepard.

I'm otherlink: Blonde raccoon, lion

And fictionkin, Amaru from amaru the self care virtual pet

My pronouns are he/it

I enjoy..

Heartstopper

Anything Osemanverse

Quadrobics

My chemical romance

Johnnie Guilbert

TX2 (saved my life ❤️❤️❤️)

Roblox

Emo stuff

Scene stuff

Little kid vibes

Cavetown (my beloved)

Weird theories

Playing the drums (I'm a percussionist)

Jake and Johnnie

The Sturniolo Triplets

Exploring

Fanfiction

Writing things

Ranting about school

Yaelokre

Dni if..

You're a terf

If you come here just to bring bad vibes

If you think you know me irl

Not allowed on my page

Politics, unless it has to do with the post

Religion

Venting, unless it's related to the post/under certain circumstances.

Hate

Zoophiles

Pedophiles

Trolling

Thanks that's all! :3

[itsabird-itsaplane-itsspiderman]

FIDDLEFORD HADRON MCGUCKET THE MAN YOU ARE

[flwrrico]

[housecatincarnate]

[musicalmelody22]

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 

Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

[fororchestra]

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.

On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

[corruptbucky]

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

[justtkeepcalmm-deactivated20250]

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.

The lengths we go for music.

[lady-gorthaur]

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

[elsajeni]

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”

And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:

[stifled giggling]

[reeeeeeally deep breath]

[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]

The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.

In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”

FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

[minguskingus]

This is the best band post 

Everyone else go home

[oxboold-deactivated20180729]

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

[prokopetz]

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

[vivelafat]

Julius IdontgivaFucik

[septemberbells]

More like Julius Fuckit

[sushinfood]

Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share

[haha-leigh]

I haven’t been in band for years but this made me laugh so hard

[hisroyalnerd]

I haven’t seen this post in ages and I’m dying of laughter

[tobinlaughing]

I didn’t think it could get better after The Foghorn Tuba Story, but it did. It got better. Bless you, MusicTumblr.

[cumaeansibyl]

as far as I can translate it, the German notes at the octuple forte mean something roughly like “You want the instrument to cough… this is not for wimps”

this man was a menace

[it-was-justified-deactivated201]

Yeah I need to join another brass band

[kierongillen]

Getting Tuba feels.

[tocamos]

my band conductor is always like “oh my goDdd flutes just play quiter you annoying tubes” like bro. what. you don’t get quiter than a flute

[aroacedragongirl]

I think one of the loudest sounds I have ever heard was hitting a rim shot on a marching snare drum at full force in a tiny hallway im surprised my ears still worked after that

[tocamos]

ooooh I broke drumsticks once by doing that lmao

[nelsaqift]

shes got that coping skills thing figured out

[kagilasgilas]

I've been rewatching Gravity Falls :] Now when are we getting that Sea Grunks mini-series.

[ashinafl4sh]

I feel so sorry about the election even though I'm not old enough to vote.

[ashinafl4sh]

My history class notes look like the news.

[might-be-a-fae]

Guys I fucking love tx2

That’s it just wanted that to be known lolz

[g0thnico]

[artsymeeshee]

random doodles of the best boys of the sea 🌊

(Do NOT tag as ship please :T)

[kayiiin]

Da boiz are doing great🥺the comfort I need

[lmbibitor]

“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun

[diacidic-remade-deactivated2025]

fiddauthor holding hands

indeed..

[supremewarlock12]

Guess Nick's grades may have been better but after all they are enough for him entering the university of his dreams

In the webcomic you can see his A-level subjects and based on his character, these must be his results

[bookwyrminspiration]

I engage with fiction in a normal way. don’t look at my blog

[wentothewoods]

destroying my already destroyed mental health further by re watching specific scenes of heartstopper 🧍‍♂️

[thecowgirlwitch]

Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?

[baylone]

[existentialterror]

🤔 a compelling model

[snailifier]

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

🐌 a snompelling snodel

[gimmick-thief]

🐌✨ get snailed! 🐌✨

sny is it?? snat I can go snough the snole day sneeling snine and snandy but the snecond I snay snown for sned snimpeding snoom snettles on sne?