the lethal mermaid

30ish. NWFL. @bahama-trapezoid’s wife. Mom. Spoonie. Cat lady. Fat. Cringe Millennial. going down with this hellsite if it’s the last thing i do. find me on twitter and instagram: @ashleighlynne

[katestewartt]

The Doctor + speeches

[mclennonyaoi]

i think it’s funny when someone acts really angry about something you say online. could be whatever. and you check their profile and go. oh wait. you’re literally 14. nevermind. talking about this with you is like 100% useless. and they go “my age has nothing to do with this” like actually your age has everything to do with this. when you are 14 literally everything is influenced by how fucking 14 years old you are.

[da-riya]

[realnatashabedingfield-deactiva]

I need to be more disciplined starting tomorrow

[realnatashabedingfield-deactiva]

Starting TOMORROW

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#That Season 2 Slow Burn First Kiss

[snvffbears]

I deserve a lobotomy. As a treat

[cyberxbattalion]

[roundo]

Girl brush the crumbs off your tits and keep going <3

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[greater-than-the-sword]

RB if you think CD drives in computers are not obsolete, but in fact still necessary, despite being artificially phased out

[lastgirlonearth16-deactivated20]

♡

[just-somedude-deactivated202502]

I am not spiralling, I am just following a suspiciously curved path

[egberts]

that is not what i meant to type

[striders]

[o-lei-o-lai-o-lord]

Either people need to learn how to tell the difference between an “I’m sorry” that takes direct responsibility and an “I’m sorry” that signifies sympathy, or I’m gonna start responding to unfortunate information with a solemn nod and a “Sympies,” because I am tired of receiving a “Why? It wasn’t your fault” every time I try to vocalize compassion.

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

I'm forwarding all of you my next therapy bill.

[animentality]

[ruinedchildhood]

[paraphrasieren]

ME

[catgirlz00mies]

I cant believe there are ppl who have unleashed sex like what if the bottom tries to run away

[roaldamundsen]

beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever

[spectralsuggestions]

i like the concept of soulmates—not a “you’re destined to meet me, and love me” kind of soulmate, but a “i’d pick you, every time.” kind of soulmate. a “no matter what happens, and what has happened, i want to go through it with you.” kind of soulmate. a “i love you by choice, and you’re a blessing, and i’m going to continue thinking about you this way not because i have to but because i want to.” kind of soulmate. a “you help me rest easy when everything is difficult” kind of soulmate. a “in every possible outcome, i want you there, to share it with me.” kind of soulmate.