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unpopular opinion probably but I actually like that ao3 doesn’t let people take back their kudos.

unlike social media platforms (which ao3 is not) where people unlike stuff whenever they think or find out the original posters’ moral compass doesn’t perfectly align with their own’s or whatever, and “likes” can be taken back at any time, ao3 treats kudos as something sacred. once you give it, it’s the author’s to keep forever.

allthingswhumpyandangsty

tragediegh

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

bluejayblueskies

supergameboytwo

If you guys don't start behaving I'm going to turn off reblogs for this post. This post is about launching matchbox cars into your wall at high enough speeds to lodge them there. Nobody cares about how strong the walls in your house are, and I'm suddenly learning that a lot of people on this webbed site don't know what drywall is, but none of that matters.

The only thing that matters is shoot cars into your wall.

drax-the-vampire-king

Every year Tumblr holds its sexy people contests. And as a result controversial figures around the world seem to die. I purpose we sacrifice Donald Trump for this years contests.

drax-the-vampire-king

My hope is tomorrow I wake to the notification of this post rebloged with Apollos dodge ball.

mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf

Same

maxverstockexchange

Something something the caretaking dynamics. Bradley Scanes describing Max's tight inner circle, and joking that getting along with Max's family was probably what helped him cinch the job. He had some (unspecified) injuries he was dealing with at the time but didn't have a physio, and he needed someone who could "look after him." Chris Harris describing an almost parental feeling of protectiveness after having met Max- even as an adult, because it's hard to look at him and not remember the boy he once was and how he was treated. Christian describing Max as like, "a thoroughbred racehorse, GP his engineer is hanging on to the reins of." Laurent coming onto the radio after Hungary and apologizing for not getting Max the car he deserves. That one Puma video showing how much goes into making the kit comfortable for each driver, with individual preferences on fit honored down to the half centimeter. All the dozens of people who have commented on Max's work ethic and loyalty. That one Abu Dhabi radio: "we love you, we absolutely fucking love you." All the shots of trainers from various wet races as they help their drivers into the car, taking off their boot covers for them. Mark Thompson watching Max grow up through the eye of his camera lense. That one pap photo I won't repost from Singapore 2022 where Max is like. Half dead on the ground behind a dumpster with Bradley crouched in front of him. Something something when the team loves their driver like something precious and hones them like a killing edge, and the driver gives them everything he is in return. Oh my lord, Max.

spilledcoffeestain

where is this love and care now, red bull?

anemptyflask

But imagine you have that. You have all of that. You, for the first time in your life, have people who love you and take care of you and seem to actually genuinely like you. And then one day you wake up and it's gone. Every one of those people are gone and the ones who are still in your vicinity are all but already gone. You think you finally finally after twenty years of misery have something worth keeping and within eight years all you have left is the ache of a memory. You can't help but wonder if all the love was actually an illusion.

maxverstockexchange

Hey.

f1reasons

"Oh my god! Oh my god! It's unbelievable, guys! I don't know what to say. I'm so happy for them, amazing job guys. I love you so much. Can we do this for another 10, 15 years together?"

maxverstockexchange

HEY.

exwife-of-frankenstein

Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.

k1ttenstappen

Funniest thing about this “who’s the next max verstappen” discourse that pops up every few months is that you’d think max verstappen lived in the 80s and is now nothing more than a distant memory in the minds of the masses. Like he’s RIGHT HERE, breathing down everyone’s neck, being a general nuisance, bringing a vibe to the function, stalling from p2, the whole spiel.

+ he doesn’t seem to be going anywhere for a hot minute so he gets to terrorize the grid from a bit more >:)

hylialeia

easy to forget but book jon snow is great actually. he gets so drunk he cries in his first chapter. he's 16 years old and laser focused on loan negotiation. he keeps getting promoted against his will. he's the chosen fantasy protagonist with the worst genre awareness ever. he implements pro immigration social reforms. he has a giant albino pet wolf. he cuts a guy's head off. he thinks he invented cunnilingus. he's been dead for 15 years.

mynorthernattitude

locked in? no. i'm tucked in. goodnight

maidragoste

Lyanna Stark x Jaime Lannister Fics!

I'm here to recommend Lyanna x Jaime fics because they're a great ship and deserve more recognition (also because I'm hoping more people will become obsessed with them and create more fanfics, lol).

Btw, the fics aren't in any particular order. I actually really enjoyed them all.

bite your tongue 'til it tastes like blood

Lyanna becomes Robert's queen after the Rebellion. She slowly begins to grow close to Jaime, her guard.

The chemistry of my brain changed forever the moment I read that Jaime was by Lyanna's side while she gave birth.

the ghosts won't matter cause we'll hide in sin

wherein rhaegar wins the war, and jaime manages to keep his head by taking a stark for a wife; or five times jaime lannister braved his marriage and the one time he was brave for its sake

JAIME CROWNING LYANNA QUEEN OF LOVE AND BEAUTY IN FRONT OF RHAEGAR!!!

everybody wants to rule the world

“Would you kill a woman for me if I asked you to?”

Jaime Lannister is not an honorable man, but at the end of the day, he would do anything for love.

L'appel du vide

In a fit of madness, King Aerys orders Jaime to be fostered at Winterfell.

Freedom had never tasted so sweet. *screaming* btw BRANDON STARK I LOVE YOU.

One of my favorite fics <3

Bonus!

+ Arthur Dayne

It's Not Living (If It's Not With You)

In a strange twist of events, Arthur unwittingly becomes the Mom Friend, Jaime makes it his mission to exorcise a demoness, and Lyanna falls into the age-old trap of falling for her two best friends.

I read this fic for the first time during the pandemic and it's still one of my favorites <3

icarusofathousanddays

Elijah and the family go on vacation but forget Kol at home, who immediately does a Home Alone and booby-traps the entire house—never realizing that the “intruder” he’s facing down is Finn, who also got left behind