Local Creature Of Spite Strikes Again

TPP, TMA, A:TLA, TAZ, Dimension 20, whatever else makes the good brain juice. AO3 - ZenzaNightwing  Any Pronouns (please get funky with em)

[boneliness]

a trap song with the rapper growing increasingly concerned about all the gun sound effects in the music 

[boneliness]

[strawbebbynya]

all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me

[whitachi]

I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks

[sharpestrose]

[setulose]

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

[setulose]

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

[setulose]

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

[sweetfears]

Too funny to leave in comments @inkskinned

[maester-of-spreadsheets]

I keep laughing at this screencap I took of a comment in the world cup subreddit btw

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[hypotheticalpeople]

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

[headspace-hotel]

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[aurpiment]

*monkey’s paw gives me a biiig thumbs up*

[ps192]

$6 coffee oh ill see myself out

[clottedblog]

[snapdragonnz]

i just found out about this bird (scale-crested pygmy tyrant) trying to find the most biodiverse countries and i feel tears welling up in my eyes because its so cute

why does it look like that i love him so much he's a little fella

[hallwaysss]

We need to make more aus based on the barbie movies

[hallwaysss]

some examples:

my sister I never knew about is cursed to be a Pegasus and I have to find a way to turn her back

Accidentally got into a princess school and now I have to uncover decades old secrets and stop my evil aunt

Me and this other girl look identical so we switch lives and uncover government secrets along the way

As a child I got stranded on a island and raised by animals Tarzan style, years later I'm rescued and brought back to society where I slowly realize that I'm royalty

I'm a fairy but I don't have any wings :( and now I have to find a way to save everyone

Turns out I've been a half mermaid this whole time and now I have to dethrone my evil aunt

there's a secret fairy world and my boyfriend has been kidnapped

[ilovedirt]

never seen that show but I did watch it on tumblr

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

[earhartsease]

on it boss

[awakefor48hours]

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

[berkelbites]

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

[virtualgirladvance]

[golden-retriever-husband]

If one of my friends says something rancid I will say aloud to them "Sims minus minus" and it never fails to hit the mark.

[in-a-mellow-tone]

Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe

[in-a-mellow-tone]

[in-a-mellow-tone]

How high was I last night?

How much lamb stew did I want to make??

1,814¾ lbs of Lamb????

[beemovieerotica]

>960 cups beef broth >2 bay leaves

the unfathomable power of bay leaf