Ash's Random Ramblings.

Uh I sometimes do things. Occasionaly. Xe/Xer. 20s (minors dni)

[covidsafehotties]

[catgirl-kaiju]

so this knight came to my wizard's tower one day and asked me to cast a spell that would allow him to take his beloved princess' hand in marriage. pretty typical this kind of wish, and i had just the spell. a combo of "turn person into a royal" and "transform appearance to match romantic ideal", easy. he paid handsomely for it too, so how can i says no?

turns out his princess is a lesbian and nobody knew, so when i cast the spell it made him into a beautiful princess. she asked for a refund right away and begged me (cryin', held me at swordpoint) to turn her back, but i says to her, i says, "The die has already been cast, and your fate is now sealed!" which is my way of sayin' "no refunds".

turns out, bein' a princess weren't so bad for her and she was able to take her sweet and beloved princess' hand in marriage. seems like everything worked out.

but then, surprise of my life, they both show up to my tower and my spell was undone. some dark sorcerer shithead (some kinda sketchy royal adviser who wanted to usurp the throne, a million like 'im) had removed my enchantments and turned our princess back into a knight. but she didn't want to be a man no more and asked me to redo the spell. gladly i changed her back in exchange for fuckin' up this sorcerer shmuck, (could be a threat to my business, you see) gave 'er an enchanted sword an everything. to my shock, the other princess takes the sword and vows to get this guy for me.

now i got all this guy's magic shit and good graces for life with the queens of the land, plus the best advertisement money can't buy. "yes, i am in fact That wizard from the story of the princess knight!" classic.

anyway, all that to say, no i ain't changin' yous back. you'll be mommy's pretty little maid and you'll like it.

[notoriousmasc]

chipotle isn't hard to pronounce

you serve guacamole which is objectively more syllables

kind of racist

appeals to vax-skeptical food concerns about "chemicals"

reads more like an interns first tweet than a slogan

does not roll off the tongue at all

why is this printed on your bags

this is the worst slogan ever written

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[captain-price-returns]

[kn0wmore]

[posthumousprincessparts]

wdym where's my halo? you don't need a halo to be an angel, and i clearly am look at my beautiful holy wings.. wdym they're covered in soot and brimstone? you can't say mean things like that to an angel like me! they're literally radiant and pretty??? wdym "what about your cartoonish succubus tail?" that's literally my fucking angel... thing.. it's got a heart on the end ur not working with me here wdym wdym

[posthumousprincessparts]

*flutters my wings indignantly in a way that makes my boobs bounce* ur all just jealous of my angel thing

[posthumousprincessparts]

W D Y MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[transhuman-priestess]

Trump won because he’s the first president to ever understand that pro wrestling is real.

[transhuman-priestess]

It’s not a shitpost! And you hit every point dead on!

[captain-price-returns]

[barstoolblues]

truly there are only so many words

[prisma-art-collective]

Welcome to the Prisma Art Collective!!

We're just now getting set up, and the other girls are still setting up their workstations, so what you'll see most right now is flintknapped pieces from me, Eve.

But in the future expect pieces in all sorts of mediums from Diana, Magdalena, Iota, and Adeline!

We sell most of our pieces through our Etsy, linked below, but we also do commissions and direct sales for those who don't want to deal with Etsy as a platform.

A note on international shipping, we're still figuring out the details on where we can reliably and quickly ship to outside of the United States, so to avoid misleading anyone our Etsy is set to US only. We are still willing to ship internationally, but for now we're handling that off-platform on a case by case basis as we figure out what countries we can manage.

UPDATE: After an absolutely lovely first batch of sales, we have discovered that international shipping and customs forms are way easier than expected, and we now offer it directly through Etsy as well! Thank you for your patience and I hope this means more people get to enjoy our work. Due to increased shipping costs internationally, we cannot offer free shipping on international orders, so expect a price increase of you are ordering outside the US.

Feel free to message us if you have questions, want to discuss a potential commission, or want to buy directly.

We're also all very passionate about our crafts and love to discuss them and their history! So expect a lot of posts about that and feel free to send questions.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/PrismaArtCollective

[prisma-art-collective]

updated <3

[sexualencountersatwalmart]

i have multiple nominally transfeminist trans women on here blocked because they just can't stop spreading the incredibly easily debunked lie that "(C)AMAB/(C)AFAB" terminology was appropriated from intersex activism. literally even fucking wiktionary acknowledges that this is a "folk etymology" originating on tumblr. it is explicitly an intentional transphobic lie intended to rob trans people of terms that allow them to describe their positionality. COINing is not fucking real. the people who originally pushed this canard want you to say you were "born male" or are "biologically male" instead of "camab" because they support a cissexist, naturalized view of coercively assigned gender as biological fact. they are not good faith intersex activists, they are terfs and other trans exterminationists. STOP SPREADING THEIR PROPAGANDA FOR THEM!

[rochester-ny]

Chairman Mao Memorial Hall (毛主席纪念堂), Rochester, NY.

[queer-as-city-folk]

True!

[squeakitties]

cloth gown gridlock

[creepymutelilbugger]

[daisycowgirls]

goth clown gridlock.

[puppetstuffing]

you are the puppygirl in the essay.

LMAO

[puppetstuffing]

if you needed any more proof that literally all that essay was good for was giving the few disgustingly parasocial & ableist tgirls more of a go-ahead to harass disabled girls, here you go

[dark-spirit-tamamoland]

going above and beyond merely "dumping your puppygirl" to hunt disabled transfems down to attempt to murder them, not that that's anything new; they just have a shiny new transfem-backed excuse and acceptable target for the hate and murder they've always carried and wanted

[storyweavingspider]

Comrade they get tamamoland within 7 days at most usually. They got puppet twice today, usual is within 24 hours max. I think both of them have had bare minimum 40+ accounts at this point. Puppet is homeless and survives off of 100% tumblr donations.

The cruelty is the point.

[suzirya]

I got permission from this friend to post this because holy fuck I can't stop laughing

[guillotine-drop]

I think modern day Duke Nukem would be a total chaser because he’d come out of whatever coma Randy ‘Greaseball’ Pitchford has him in and he’d hear about trans women and be like “Damn… they’re making new chicks… I gotta get a piece of that action.” And he’d pull his notepad (labeled ‘SHIT I GOTTA TRY’) and crayon out and write ‘TGIRL PUSSY’ directly under ‘NEW MCRIB’ and ‘CONCUSSION’