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Luke and Brian Logan Dales at Warped Tour - August 07, 2016 [x]

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You guys, you guys. Did you know there was a marriage proposal after the women’s final rugby matches? Olympics volunteer Marjorie Enya (in the yellow) proposed to her girlfriend Brazilian team rugby player Isadora Cerullo (in the green). And, you’d better believe, she said yes. Blame it on Rio, indeed.

Turn ons: well choreographed fight scenes

Turn offs: unnecessary romantic subplots

misslucigoosey

the weirdest thing someone has said to me recently was “you know you’re not supposed to wear the bands shirt to the concert.” why not? am I supposed to be playing hard to get with the band? like im at the show, they know i like them, its okay

memewhore

fucknodoms

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

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men are fucking incredible

khooleesi

If you ever see a bad picture of yourself just think about sunsets

Have you ever tried to take a picture of a sunset with a crappy camera? It turns out like shit. I mean that could be the most beautiful sunset you’ve ever seen in your life and the photo looks gross.

That doesn’t mean the sunset isn’t breathtaking, it just means the camera can’t contain its beauty.

You are a gorgeous motherfucking sunset never forget that

squishycalum

when ur at a family gathering and one of ur relatives asks “so how’s school going?”

canadianprimeminister

gps: *says something* everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

minoverboard

yodelmachine

My laundry basket is self-loading.

fieldbears

My day has not been great, and this actually really helped

guilty-as-battery-charged-deact

TV show idea:

Baby boomers have to switch life situations with a millennial for a year. The millennial gets to live in their house (which they paid off like thirty or forty years ago) and work at their job that provides a good salary and benefits. The baby boomer has to live in the millennial’s shitty, overpriced apartment and struggle to pay rent and work a minimum wage part-time job as well as an unpaid internship in their (the baby boomer’s) field.

The show can be called Switching Cribs and every time the baby boomer throws a tantrum a little cartoon of a baby crying appears in the corner of the screen.