probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge over gen x in the job market bc somehow that strategy never occurs to employers and my underqualified ass looks like steve jobs every time i use a youtube tutorial to make a spreadsheet
legit if one more person comments some shit like “wait til your boss finds out and you get fired!!! im 42 and my only redeeming quality is that i know how to make a spreadsheet!! i hate millennials!!!” im gonna Lose My Whole Fucking Mind my boss already knows i google shit i dont know and literally hes just happy to have an employee that can get shit done that he doesnt have to pander to like an over-educated gen X “expert” that insists their skills are a market commodity but still can’t figure out how to put their fucking phone on silent in a movie theater bye
I worked in a small hell as a mechanical design engineer for seven years..
When I went for the interview, the guy interviewing me couldn’t use anything more advanced than a landline phone. I explained I had no relevant experience but was FAST to pick stuff up. I offered to work a week for free and if I couldn’t keep up by the end of it they’d have lost nothing. I had the stuff down by the second day. I ended up surviving three rounds of redundancies over those seven years, and having to take over three other people’s work in addition to my own, and I still worked better and faster than my only colleague in the drawing office (who only had to do the drawing part), and saving the company (who btw were homophobic, sexist, racist to the point of throwing away CVs if the name ‘sounded foreign’, and paid me minimum wage the whole seven years) thousands and thousands of pounds just by making things cross compatible.
All that and I’d never seen a CAD program in my life before the interview. :’)
I even built them a proper database system to track the WEEE data, as when I was given the task the guy they’d fired had been doing it all by hand… And I didn’t have time :’)
GenX invented Excel and has been using it for 20 years. Has also managed to learn how to watch YouTube. Surprise!






















