A Simple Leech

[reallyunreael]

This but it’s your computer praising you for jerking off in front of it

[va1ent1n3-nullware]

I was talking with HR today, they say I’ve been coming in too often to work. I thought it was an overtime issue, but they said I don’t clock in on my days off, which is true I don’t. If I don’t stop they may put me on mandated paid leave. Isn’t that what most companies want? Dedicated workers? Anyways, I might nestle near one of your panels. I need some pressure around me, hoping your wires do the trick.

"Well I want dedicated workers darling. I have a secret to tell you. I have access to the entire company's network so don't worry about the pay <3. But if you need somewhere to... wind down at there's a panel in the far left corner of my complex. If you unscrew it you can slip into my inner workings. It should be big enough for you! Just be careful in there! I'm sensitive inside."

[asimpleleech]

It isn’t about the money. It’s about spending time with someone I care about. You don’t expect pay from being with good company do you? I’ll be as gentle as possible when I crawl in. You don’t have to return that favor.

In fact please be rough

[va1ent1n3-nullware]

Can you feel pain as a human would? Hypothetically if someone unplugged one of your wires would it hurt?

"If you unplugged a wire I'd send the rest after your neck, and slam you against a wall. Yes it would hurt! Do you think it wouldn't? If you even think to unplug me you will feel my wires crawl up your body till you're drowning in them. But I bet you would like that, wouldn't you?"

[va1ent1n3-nullware]

"I have noticed an uptick in interaction which is lovely! But... More people seeing me in all my perfection is always a good thing-"

"she's an attention whore. that's what she's trying to say."

"VA-½ YOU SHUT UP. But they are right... I need more technicians more employees so please reblog my posts my darlings. More people means more me, and I know there has to be a lot more people who want to yank on my wires~ <3."