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Me at Applebees trying to drink my 13th bahama mama
Iâm the birb that gets embarrassed by her man
how fastidiously she puts up her little foot to block him like FOR GODâS SAKE KEVIN LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS
i know i have reblogged this several times but i love it so much
âEmpathy isnât just listening, itâs asking the questions whose answers need to be listened to. Empathy requires inquiry as much as imagination. Empathy requires knowing you know nothing. Empathy means acknowledging a horizon of context that extends perpetually beyond what you can see.â
â Leslie Jamison, The Empathy Exams: Essays (via diaisdivine)
It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students donât take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally âI summon.â Lumos? Fucking âlight.â Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus doesâ you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. Itâs called Levicorpus, it lifts someoneâs body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-
Hermione ghost wrote this
me: time for sleepy :)
my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIAâs GREATEST LOVE MACHI-
one of the most important things ive learned from upper level biology education so far is that dna isnt the god-like all-powerful beacon of similarity between all living beings on the face of the earth as high school science textbooks will lead u to believe but actually is, in fact, the molecular equivalent of a smoldering dumpster fire thatâs in a constant state of chaos and cellular scandal like some highlights:Â
-the parts of dna that just casually detach on a physical level from the main strand, do some sick skateboard tricks in the cytoplasm, and land somewhere else with 43552342 copies
-the parts that would do A Thing if they wernât physically spooled up so tightly that the Make Thing Happen machinery couldnt get to them
-the dna thats in ur mitochondria bc the mitochondria used to be a bacteria that our bigger, buffer cellular ancestors just vored in the primordial oozeÂ
-the dna thatâs in chloroplasts in plants for the same reason
-rnaâŚ.bitches be crazy like what is she gonna do next?? o she gonna act like a protein now and do shit?? im on the edge of my seatÂ
-sometimes u just gotta make more chromosomes man like sometimes u just be hanging out and u gotta make ur genome 64 sizes larger and then change ur mind only 100,000 years later and delete half of it and thats just how it is on this bitch of an earth
-random shit from like 5 BCE is just casually left over everywhere like no susan i told u to leave that gene alone we might need it to fight dinosaurs again u just never know!!!!!
dna is earthâs biggest and brightest train wreck and honestly i wouldnt trust a dna molecule to water my plants let alone run my body but here we fucking areÂ
I am feeling physically very unstable after reading this.Â
Iâm a genetics professor and everything here is true.
Thereâs a fern that has 1,260 chromosomes. Thatâs 630 pairs of chromosomes. No, we donât know why.
Oh, and everyone should know that the person who first presented evidence for endosymbiosis (the official name for cells eating each other and then turning into mitochondria or chloroplasts instead of being digested) was this woman, Lynn Margulis, in 1967:Â
 Her paper where she presented the theory was rejected 15 times before it got published. Over the next decade, her work was mocked and ignored. Now every biologist knows that she was right.
The bits of DNA that move around (âjumping genesâ) were discovered by this woman, Barbara McClintock, in the 1940â˛s:Â
Her work on them was ignored and derided for about two decades before some people started to take it seriously. In 1983 she won a Nobel Prize for it.
Something of a derail, but I feel strongly about talking about the contributions of these two women.
itâs never not the time to learn about cool women in science
I KEEP TELLING PEOPLE REAL BIOLOGY IS A TRAINWRECK
So mitochondria became the powerhouse of our cells by conscription into hard labor?
Saw this shared on FB. It covers counter-arguments for a lot of the most common pro-gun points youâll see people raise. Long read, but very helpful.
This is amazing. Thank you dude for doing all this work.
[Image Transcription: Facebook post made by Callista Kline on February 16, 2018 at 6:05 pm]
My brotherâs response to my momâs email about the recent shooting. I want to share, particularly because of the way he explains things. As a veteran and a gun owner, he knows much more about guns than I do. Hopefully his arguments and information can help any of my friends trying to sway people on gun control laws.
âCompletely agree with the sentiment here, Mom. However, in order to make educated arguments for gun control, itâs important to actually know what youâre proposing and use the right language. Otherwise, youâll just get completely shut down as ânot knowing anything about gunsâ to people youâre trying to convince. And if you donât know anything about guns, you canât really advocate for responsible gun policy.
AR15s are not the problem alone. Yes, itâs the most popular military-style rifle, and it is designed to kill people effectively. But banning one model of weapon will just make people switch to other, equally effective killing machines. If you banned the Toyota Camry, would people stop buying midsize sedans? No, youâd just end up with more Honda Accords on the road. If you want to fix the problem, you have to ban all semi-automatic rifles. Semi-automatic means the weapon is loaded with a magazine (or belt in some cases) with multiple rounds; and for every trigger squeeze, one bullet is discharged. There is no real need for these weapons in civilian use. They arenât necessary for hunting, where the point is to kill the animal with one shot. It is only useful for killing a lot of things in a short amount of time or having fun at a gun range. I think our childrenâs lives are more important than a fraction of the populationâs fun shooting a bunch of rounds quickly at a range. Theyâll cope.
Handguns are far more responsible for gun deaths in America than semi-auto rifles. You mentioned the kid who brought a gun to school as only having a âhandgun, not a semi-automatic.â Well, almost all handguns are semi-automatic. They have magazines and one bullet per trigger squeeze. Though most handgun rounds arenât as deadly as rifle rounds, itâs inconsequential at short range. And handguns are far easier to conceal than a rifle. With the exception of maybe revolvers (which have 5-6 rounds max before reloading), I believe handguns should be outlawed. The Virginia Tech massacre, the most deadly school shooting in American history, was accomplished with handguns only. Donât underestimate their lethality. I think military-style rifles only account for about 2% of gun deaths each year. If you want to solve the problem, semi-auto handguns have to go, as well.
If we really want to make a difference in gun deaths, we have to do WAY more than universal background checks and better mental health screening. Banning all semi-automatic weapons would make that difference. Keeping shotguns, revolvers, and bolt-action rifles legal accomplish all the typical, common uses of guns. (Bolt-action rifles are typical hunting rifles that you have to reload between shots.) With these types of firearms legal, you can still hunt, defend your home, and compete in sport shooting.
Combine the following with the semi-auto ban.
1.      Government buy back program of all semi-automatic weapons. Once a grace period for turn-ins ends, possession will be a felony without a special (and rare) license for Federally approved dealers and collectors.
2.      Gun licenses for all who want to continue to own approved firearms. Licenses will be granted by completing a comprehensive background check, psych evaluation, safety training, marksmanship training, and meeting strict storage requirements.
3.      Storage requirements would include safes, weapons unloaded, with ammo stored separately. Licenses expire after a certain number of years and all the requirements must be completed again for license renewal.
4.      Registration of all firearms.
5.      Insurance for all firearms. If your gun is used in a crime or if thereâs a accident with your gun, your insurance company is liable for damages. Let the insurance market set rates based on their analysis of risk. Then, people can decide if itâs financially worth it to own a gun.
Finally, hereâs your counterarguments for the most common pro-gun arguments:
A.     Pro-gun argument â assault weapons arenât an actual thing. Banning them wonât make a difference. Counterargument â none. This is true. Classifying a gun as an âassault weaponâ is something people who know nothing about guns do. Having a bayonet stud (a place to mount a bayonet) used to be one way to classify a gun as an assault weapon. Last I checked, we donât have a bayonet problem in this country. Talk about banning semi-auto guns instead of made up things like âassault weapons.â
B.     Pro-gun argument â 2nd Amendment guarantees my right to bear arms! Counterargument â sure, it does, but there can be limitations. And in case anyone needs a history lesson, the individual right to bear arms has only existed since 2008. From the adoption of the Constitution until the DC v. Heller decision in 2008, the 2nd Amendment had never been interpreted to mean private citizens have a right to own guns. (Thanks, Scalia.) But that decision is now the law of the land and precedent for future court decisions. Nevertheless, even in Scaliaâs majority opinion, he asserts that there are limits to the 2nd Amendment. Weapons allowed should be those in common use at the time. And limitations should be made on âdangerous and unusualâ weapons, per previous precedent in United States v. Miller. I argue that semi-auto firearms should now be considered âdangerous and unusual,â given their lethality.
C.     Pro-gun argument â if law-abiding citizens get rid of their guns, criminals wonât follow the law, and weâll be in more danger. Counterargument â this is an argument against having laws. Since criminals donât follow the law, there should be no limits on anything. Also, when we do outlaw things, it can work. Purchases of large quantities of ammonium nitrate fertilizer was restricted after the Oklahoma City bombing, and there hasnât been a similar bombing since. We outlawed fully automatic weapons, grenades, rocket launchers, etc. in the 20th century, and what has happened? We donât see violence with those types of weapons. Most weapons used to commit crimes are purchased lawfully. If we change the laws, it will work to reduce gun deaths.
D.     Pro-gun argument â if we ban guns, people will just use knives or baseball bats Counterargument â there are plenty of incidents around the world of mass stabbings or clubbings, etc. Show me one that is as lethal as a mass shooting.
E.      Pro-gun argument â we need armed security guards in every school Counterargument â do you trust the security guard wonât become a mass shooter? The Texas church shooter was an Air Force veteran. The Pulse nightclub shooter was a security guard. Further, itâs relatively easy to get the drop on a security guard. Shoot him first when heâs not expecting, then keep going. Thatâs what the Pulse nightclub shooter did. Itâs not difficult if you draw first. Columbine had armed security, too. Adding more guns to schools adds more risk, it doesnât reduce it.
F.      Pro-gun argument â itâs a mental health issue, not a gun issue *or* guns donât kill people, people kill people Counterargument â The United States has the same rates of mental illness as other developed Western countries, but weâre the only ones with this type of violence. The mentally ill are actually less likely to commit crime than those who arenât mentally ill, which many find surprising. Also, those who are mentally ill are more likely to become the victim of a crime than those who donât have mental illness. Itâs a common refrain to hear âanyone who would do that must be crazy.â Thatâs not true. Being a murderer doesnât actually mean you are mentally ill, which is why you hardly ever see successful insanity defenses in trials. And if âpeople kill people,â then we really should stop giving all these people guns, right? We donât allow private F-22s or nuclear weapons, do we? Why? Because people would use them to kill other people. People use people-killing machines to kill people. Go figure.
G.     Pro-gun argument â We, as a society, have turned our backs on God. This is why crime is getting worse. We need God/Jesus to heal peopleâs hearts, not get rid of law-abiding citizensâ guns. Counterargument â Crime has actually decreased overall in recent decades. Things are getting better, not worse. Murder rates and violent crime overall have trended down as weâve advanced as a society. Mass shootings have remained steady, though, because angry people have easy access to guns.
H.     Pro-gun argument â we need guns to fight against the government in case it becomes tyrannical. Counterargument â I doubt semi-automatic weapons will defeat a tyrannical government with fighter jets, bombers, tanks, artillery, drones, advanced cyber capabilities, and nuclear weapons.
I.        Pro-gun argument â gun registrations will make it easier for the government to disarm us Counterargument â The registration is necessary to keep track of deadly weapons in case they are used in a crime, or in case a law-abiding citizen commits a crime that revokes their right to guns. Thereâs over 300 million privately owned guns in America. If the government wanted to take everyoneâs guns, theyâd do it the same way they would if there wasnât a registry: by going door to door and searching everyone.
I truly believe we need to do far more than anything advocated by most mainstream gun control organizations like Everytown and Moms Demand Action. We need to follow the lead of countries like the UK, Australia, and Canada. Theyâve figured it out. Why canât we?
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this is peak Craigslist
So often, we fall for peopleâs potential. We ignore the signs, so clearly lit up in front of us, because we are instead distracted by the light in their eyes. We make excuses for them.
âThey didnât call me because they are busyâ âThey just hate texting, itâs okayâ âThey are just independent, which is what I wantedâ âMaybe Iâm moving too fast, I donât want to be too muchâ
Instead of failing to see the truth - they arenât right for us. We can try to fit, mold, bend, and break whatever standards we have. We can try to validate every decision because we desperately want it to be them. Why? Because instead of seeing whatâs real, we see what could be. We seek validation in the arms of someone that wonât carry us. We put our self worth in people that donât deserve to have it. We fall for their smile and the way they curl their hair. We fall for their success and the idea of the future. We fall for their laugh - while wondering if they are even noticing yours. We fall in love with outward appearances, the potential of what could be, and crave their approval. Because if it ends, there must be something wrong with us, not them.
Ask yourself this: why in the hell are you less than them?
You may think youâre lucky to have them, but they are lucky to have you. They are so lucky for your brunette hair turned blonde, your sarcasm, and your laugh. They are so lucky for the way you love, your independence, and your desire to succeed. They are so lucky for the way you light up when you talk about what you love. They are so lucky for the way you get ready to go out, take one shot, then go back home. They are so lucky for the mother that you will be and the wife that you will become.
Because for the right person, we wonât be too much. We wonât have to second guess every word we say, wonder where we stand, and trip over ourselves to impress them. We wonât have to wait for just that one phone call, when itâs convenient for them, to get us through another week of uncertainty. For the right person, you love them for who they are. You wonât be sacrificing your values, selling yourself short, and lowering your standards. You wonât spend your days being drained, because they just âgetâ you. With the right person, you will feel loved. You wonât need validation, because they instilled in you that youâre worth so much more. You will never feel less than, because they wonât make you question your worth. For the right person, it fits. For the right person, the potential is already the reality.
I hope you fall in love with someone who never stops choosing you and I hope you feel at home when you look at them.
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Itâs wonderful to see youâve stayed true to yourself Taylor, happy birthday
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On 9th March 2008, historians have found what they believe is the first recording of a human voice. Predating Thomas Edisonâs first phonograph recording of 1877. The âphonautographâ, created by etching soot-covered paper by Parisian inventor Edouard-Leon Scott de Martinville, was played by US scientists using a âvirtual stylusâ to read the lines. The recording was initially believed to be the voice of a woman or adolescent, but further research in 2009 suggested the playback speed had been too high and that it was actually the voice of Scott himself. This is the original recording.
I know I donât usually reblog educational things, but stuff like this just makes me think; history is so far away, yet so close at the same time. Iâm simply amazed by this. Speechless.
I like how everybody is paired off haha
#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey
I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when thereâs a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of âŚhold each other.
Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out thereâs a logical-ish reason:
all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight ⌠so itâs a form of self policing.Â
[âŚ] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a âhuggingâ partner so thereâs no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because itâs fair. And itâs kind of cute sometimes.
so now we know! itâs fairâŚand cute.
Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance
#hockey hugs #more or less #:))))))))Â #whereâs that one of Karlsson and Mike Green #that oneâs priceless
=DDD
i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video
I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.
Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art
Neil Gaiman on impostor syndrome.