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brothers from another mothers

I feel like we all need to understand that Carl is canonically six foot three and over two hundred pounds. The webtoon does him fucking dirty and so do a lot of the fanartists. Stop twinkificating characters because you hate fat people god its embarassing and pathetic.

beelijah

dcc fans are doing the thing where they misinterpret a character to make them more visually appealing but instead of making some bland boy pretty theyre all collectively ignoring how fucked up purebred persian cats look

constellation-sapphic

I just finished book five of Dungeon Crawler Carl, and I've seen some people (on instagram lmao) mischaracterizing Carl, sort of joking that he blows stuff up without hesitation and without thinking through it

But, Carl is so chronically an over-thinker? He had four (or more!) backup plans at the end of the Butchers Masquerade, and was actively mixing and matching elements of them to fit the changing scenario. The only times I can recall him acting without thinking through it is when he's defending, not attacking.

Hell, he even fine tunes each of his bombs to be meticulously right for any given scenario. He thinks through each possible path he can imagine. He optimizes *everything*.

I love him sm please don't water his character down into brash dumb explody man

currently-just-here

I'm mass posting about dcc right now but I'm kinda surprised there's not a larger fandom on here. maybe it's too mainstream? I feel like there's a larger fandom on tiktok/Instagram as opposed to here which baffles me. this book series is like THEEEE tumblr shit,, y'all would eat this up. guys the dungeon ai is literally a freak. it's literally nerd dnd shit. y'all love that. where are you? get into dungeon crawler carl nowwwwww

goatituptown

My conviction that Carl is very handsome has nothing with the several comments about his appearance which indicate that he is, but is almost solely based on the fact that he was in a long term relationship with Beatrice.

Beatrice strikes me as a person that's deeply invested in appearance, both how her partner looks and how they are perceived by others. Despite her cheating on him she looked at him as the person she wanted to marry, and was trying to manipulate him into proposing. I just genuinely don't think she would do all that if he's not also bringing the benefit of being a smokeshow to the table

itmightbehere

bitch, what? by Andrew Mar

sandgrassbagel

mordecai with donut and carl is such an embodiment of that one post that's like "is that my..? fuuuuck that's my circus. and are those? dammit, those are my monkeys."

mimi-maru

the vengeance of the daughter

veritymoon

continuing my streak of dungeon crawler carl art we have tsarina signet!! signet is so cool and i never want to draw her tattoos ever again

colourful-arpeggio

So excited to have completed my first Dungeon Crawler Carl fanart!

After reading the series three times (soon to be four, thank you book eight) I just couldn't shake the absolute love I have for it and the characters within. I see a lot of art of Carl and her Majesty, the Queen Anne Chonk, so I figured I would start with some characters I rarely or never see art of.

Tsarina Signet was the automatic first design I had come to mind. Her story moved me so dearly, and her blood magic and tattoos was so freaking cool, I just had to draw her!

This piece took me 18 hrs, 31 mins.

Hint for the next character work in progress:

💀x12

philcollinsenjoyer

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

redstonedust

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

vintagewildlife

"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, being spent on species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?

This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.

whencartoonsruletheworld

hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"

like did nolan have two guys standing at his side at all times whispering ideas in his ear and one told the truth and the other told lies and they didnt tell him which was which until they wrapped production cause