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MARSHALL!!!! Dude why is all your furniture so hard to make!!! Just come to my campsiiiiite.

piss off.

#Anonymous

Why those two characters? Seems like you picked the two characters most opposite from each other.

both badass

#Anonymous

Who’s your top favorite movie/tv character?

the girl from little miss sunshine or fucking uhhh,,, wednesday addams

#Anonymous

robert-hadley

Aside from Neil and Renee, who is your favorite Fox?

me

You suck dick? Or they are a dick?

both

You suck.

dick

Hi!! You’re my favorite Fox! I don’t have a question or anything to ask. I just wanted to say you’re the best!

good.

#Anonymous

nickyklose

You ever just… spring awake at 6am thinking about how during the hotel scene when andrew switched back to english to say “you’re not going anywhere” he was combining his favorite things: starting a fight and protecting neil

neuters

i need both of these now

lesbianmichelmishina

the reason these exist (iirc) is because peppa pig is banned in china for “promoting gangster attitudes”: peppa was popular (for whatever reason) with “shehuiren” (anti-establishment internet users), who made a lot of memes involving peppa and even got tattoos of her because it’s funny. the result of banning peppa is that shehuiren-types liked peppa even more afterwards, and now she’s a bit of a counterculture symbol in china. hence these shirts.

tell-me-your-vision

@ask-andrew-minyard

You’re vegan?? Is there vegan ice cream??

yes

alecgideonlxghtwood-deactivated

Jeremy Knox and Andrew Minyard are two very different types of Hufflepuff

weavemama

BY A WHAT

artistil

THATS ALL THE BIG SCARIES IN ONE BUG TFFF JU

1petulantpanda

Give it a dime, apparently.

1petulantpanda

Had to go research this thing, and the answer to what to do if it stings you is scream.

from Wikipedia-

“One researcher described the pain as “…immediate, excruciating, unrelenting pain that simply shuts down one’s ability to do anything, except scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations. In terms of scale, the wasp’s sting is rated near the top of the Schmidt sting pain index, second only to that of the bullet ant, and is described by Schmidt as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”.“

momma-crow

Soooooo…dissociate to escape or?

theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea

It’s laying eggs in you.

prokopetz

Let’s back up a second and fully appreciate that description.

The Schmidt sting pain index, a widely used classification system for the bites and stings of ants, bees and wasps, is literally the personal ranking system of a guy named Justin Schmidt, who goes around letting bugs sting him for science. Like, that’s this Thing as a scientist.

In one entry, he describes the sting of the common bee as “almost pleasant, [like] a lover just bit your earlobe a little too hard.”

In another, the sting of the yellowjacket is described as “hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.“

So when the Schmidt sting pain index characterises the sting of the tarantula hawk as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”, well, now you know what your standard for comparison is!

moonsofavalon

this is fascinating but when do we kinkshame Justin Schmidt

feralmode

I feel like I’ve read a lot of hcs about andrew finding neil’s duffle bag and keys and realizing that he must have been taken because he would never leave his keys behind

but consider this: andrew finding the duffel bag and the keys and thinking that neil finally ran away, he finally did it, he left neil josten behind. andrew realizing all at once just how much he wanted neil to stay, how much he wanted neil to stay for him.

andrew remembering neil’s goodbye (thank you. you were amazing) and thinking neil was willingly leaving him with only a thank you, andrew being so fucking pissed and thinking maybe, just maybe, if he had actually acknowledged that they weren’t nothing maybe neil would have stayed.

andrew being pissed at himself for getting attached to this runaway boy. this con artist. this nobody. pissed at himself for believing that he would see andrew as a home.

andrew finding out neil actually didn’t leave him and in fact was kidnapped and tortured and having one tiny, tiny moment of relief before it’s just so much pain, knowing neil was hurt and andrew couldn’t fight whoever did it.

andrew never taking his eyes off neil in the hotel in baltimore and just thinking over and over that he was wrong, neil didn’t leave of his own volition, neil wanted him, neil wanted him. and then neil is faced with the option of going in witness protection - something nathaniel would have killed for, to be away from his father’s men for good and never having to worry again - and he chooses to stay, because andrew and the foxes are home.

andrew failing to correct neil on purpose when he says they’re something because he wants to make sure neil knows he has a reason to stay.