ask badly drawn Cassandra

[sa2sugu]

hiruzen really had a private tutor train and monitor his grandson 24/7 but let the 4th hokage’s son eat milk and ramen in a shitty apartment full of cockroaches for 12 years of his life

[doc-anders]

“They bond when they can.”

[therearecookiesdraws]

Been a while since I professed my love for Cassie, so now i’ll do it in ink.

[kaylabeemarie]

A very batty Christmas! Featuring: decorating the tree, trying to take a decent family photo, Christmas bedtime stories, and opening presents!

[serdunkthelunk]

-  I like to think Bruce Wayne explains every single one of his injuries as “hurt myself shaving”

- “How’d you break your arm?”  “Oh, it was a shaving accident”  “…okay?”

- It’s just not something you respond to with an accusation, you know? Most people would take it as playboy Bruce thinkin’ he’s funny 

- (And he really does think he’s funny)

- Meanwhile Dick Grayson comes up these crazy elaborate stories that always somehow hold a little bit of truth

- Jason just says exactly what happened but gives it no context

- “Hey man, what’d you to do your ankle?” “Fell off a roof.”  “What?”  “Yeah. It wasn’t fun.” 

- Tim routinely forgets to think up a story and ends up improvising some crazy shit on the spot like “My arm? Oh, well, see, I was working my internship at Wayne tower and some guy broke in so I-” 

- One time at a gala someone asked Alfred why he had a leg brace and without really thinking he said “I was kidnapped” (an occurrence which, previously, had been kept secret) 

- Cue Bruce and Al improvising an entire story for the press. It goes off flawlessly

- Damian very bluntly says EXACTLY what happened but no one ever believes him and he loves it 

- “I dislocated my shoulder while fighting one of Nigma’s goons”  “Aww he’s got a sense of humor just like his father’s!”

-  “How’d you mess up your knee, Cass?”  [Cass nonchalantly shrugs] 

- Steph just blows off the questions in increasingly amusing ways 

- “What happened to your arm?” “What?”  [Gestures at cast] “What did you do?” “I don’t know what you’re talking about” 

[timeme-drake]

@cassandra-memecain @stephameme-brown @robimeme @redhoodmeme @im-batmeme @damienwaynememe

[robimeme]

BC CIRCUS

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Headcannon

Since cassandra steals everyone’s clothes as a gag everyone started to make shirts with quirky catchphrases. At one point Damian made a “ Damian is the best” shirt to see if she would wear it. This prompted others to retaliate.  

[ask-badly-drawn-cassandra]

What music do u listen to

“Lots of different kinds.”

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Did she ever go to your prom or graduation? How lit/bummed/indifferent were you?

“While I’m not one for parties, prom seems like a nice experience. “

[ask-badly-drawn-cassandra]

Looking for another mod

Even though I don’t get many asks  I would like to add another mod. This way the answers and the content won’t feel redundant. There are no real requirements so yeah. You can message me if you have any questions.

 Thank you.

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[pegsie-art]

Scheme sheets I made (I’m still working on more), I’ll be doing these, feel free to repost and do them yourself (uwu) have fun💕

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Inspired by the dbz best dad mug comic.

 I feel like Bruce would get really emotionally touched when the batbrats remind him that he isn’t such a bad dad. They all have their different ways of showing it. I also feel like Bruce makes really bad dad jokes .

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What is Cassandra doing for father's day?

enduring the dad jokes

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So is Cassandra a top or a bottom?

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Yes it’s another ask blog

hi c: 

send your asks or request of cassandra cain if you want.