Beep!

(Ask me anything!)

[ask-beep-bop-skee]

Heya.

If I worried anyone, I’m so sorry. Forgot my tumblr stuff... Very forgetful. But I’m here. Perhaps ready to rp as well.

[ask-beep-bop-skee]

Found on iFunny

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Tell my muse dumb jokes.

Let’s see which ones they react to- out of annoyance or actual humor.

[memeasaurus-promptus]

My muse got their head stuck in something!

You may now laugh at them as they bumble about and struggle to get unstuck! Or…help them…that’s an option too I suppose.

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Hello! I am 1 RPer looking for new friends!

Sometimes finding new people and blogs to RP with is hard. Please reblog this post if you don’t mind other RPers who also reblogged this following you! 

(Please read their blog rules first! Ask questions if you don’t understand something or wish to know more! Sometimes people seem scary but we’re all just big shy dorks I promise)

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Place a flower crown on my muse!

Feel free to use this to give the flower crown a little more meaning!

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Show my muse some affection!

Ruffle their hair, compliment them, give them a hug or a slap on the back. Something to make them smile!

[memeasaurus-promptus]

First Meeting Starters

“Hello there! I’m __!” 

“Who are you?”

“I’m sorry! I didn’t see you there!” 

“Woah, you’re huge.”

“Woah, you’re tiny!” 

“Lost too, huh?” 

“Mind if I sit here?” 

“I’m sorry to bother you, but do you know __?”

“Excuse me, but can you help me?”

“Excuse me, but you look like you are in need of help.”

“Good evening.” 

“Good morning.”

“Nice day, isn’t it?” 

“Excuse me, but you dropped this!”

“Have you seen __ anywhere?”

“Can you please move?” 

“Are you __?”

“Do you know __?”

“I like your __.”

“Pardon me, but are you okay?” 

“I don’t know who you are, but I think we should run now.” 

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Platonic/Friendship Sentence Starters

“Want to take a walk with me?” 

“Do you need a hug?” 

“Dude, I’m taking you out shopping. No buts.” 

“This couch is big enough for the both of us.” 

“I stole your __ I hope you don’t mind.” 

“Can I hold your hand?” 

“There’s nothing wrong with friends holding hands!” 

“You look like you could use a hug.” 

“My socks look good on you. I wondered where they went.” 

“Come here! Cuddle session!” 

“Think I can squeeze in there with you?” 

“Why did you put that all the way up there?” 

“Can you open this for me?” 

“Do you need help opening that?” 

“Not gonna lie, your clothes look good on me.” 

“You look comfy.”

“You look good today!” 

“Can I brush your hair?” 

“Can you brush my hair?” 

“Can you get that for me?” 

“I’m wearing your name tag obviously I’m you.” 

“This couch is all mine I will push you off if you try sitting on it.” 

“Budge up you’re hogging all the room.” 

“I know that look- you’re up to no good.” 

“Do you know where __ went?” 

“I will roll you up in a blanket if you refuse to go to bed.” 

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Send my muse an icon, and they will…

🎨 tell you a skill or talent few know of that they have

👻 tell a fear they have

🔆 say one of their dreams/aspirations

🎁 show off something they have

🚿 mention one of their shower thoughts.

🎭 say how they are really feeling

📅 speak of a past experience

🐱 talk about their favorite animal/pet

🌙 tell about one of their recent dreams/nightmares

🍀 regale a time when luck was on their side

👪 speak about their thoughts and feelings about someone they know

🔪 talk about a time when they were hurt physically, mentally, or emotionally

👄 whisper a secret no one else knows

🎓 say one thing they are proud of

😳 say one thing they are ashamed of

👀+ a question of your own!

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Send a feeling/emotion and my muse will talk about a memory or a time involving it

Grief

Loneliness

Aggression

Rage

Joy

Peacefulness

Empty

Loss

Overwhelmed

Frustration

Drained

Anxious

Excitement

Enriched

Knowledgeable

Passionate

Crippled

Uneasy

Nostalgic

Empowered

Defeated

Victorious

Vengeful

Included

Crazed

Uncontrolled

Kinship

Loved

Unloved

Unrestrained

Chained

&+ your own word!

[ask-the-multishipper-blog]

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

[imivi]

???

[daxin-freeborns-news-feed]

2snowy4u:

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

[kynisme-blog]

oh?

OH

[ohcaptainmycaptain1918]

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

[followpearlpinesnotthisblog]

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

[teuthiis-blog]

I JUST GOT “Cheese” IN MY ASKBOX WTF

[i-heart-war-boys-deactivated201]

wtf lets see

[nicksamazingdaughter-blog]

Oh-

[luckycharmy-19-blog1]

:0

[lucky-fuyu]

Lol 3rd reblog

[littleangel006-deactivated20200]

Ok what

[underloadhell]

*squints*

Also yes hello we still have power.

[wajoonjee]

This seems fun

[ask-beep-bop-skee]

((I call bullshit))

[habitualshaker]

[peacchidrops]

honestly same

[ask-beep-bop-skee]

I'm back! God, I don't even know how long it's been, I've forgotten my password for a while. But it's okay now! Sans got bored with the whole answering questions thing, so I decided to bless you with your Lord and savior.

[ask-beep-bop-skee]

Once again I can’t help but be complete trash.

[ask-beep-bop-skee]

Cuphead and Mugman? Can you die of a broken heart? Is it possible to die of sadness? Emotions can either increase or decrease the production of important hormones such as adrenaline. Adrenaline has the effect of narrowing the main arteries, putting a person in a situation where they may die of heart failure. I'm just curious to know about depression and other negative emotions can cause heart attacks and strokes that can lead to death.

“Mugman isn’t around quite yet, but I’d be happy to answer for you! Dying of a broken heart, huh? Golly, that may seem like a scary thought, but it’s actually true. A broken heart would cause stress, of course. Elder Kettle also told us that too much stress causes irregular heartbeats. Too many irregular heartbeats and you might end up with a heart attack and pass on. Short answer? Yes. Yes, you can die of a broken heart and/or sadness.”

[incorrectpapermarioquotes]

Luigi: I’ve finally conquered my fear of ghosts.

Tippi: That’s the spirit!

Luigi: OH FUCK, WHERE??