Are Hot Pockets American Ravioli?

[ask-dae-king-pyoun]

HOLY SHIT 100 FOLLOWERS-

[asklucaskaiser]

might fuck around and jump the fence at the zoo

idk

we'll see

if i do ill tell yall bout my adventure

[ask-dae-king-pyoun]

Do a flip coward

[ask-dae-king-pyoun]

((Dae redesign? Dae redesign.))

[ask-dae-king-pyoun]

((I couldn’t stop thinking of Bae on a vogue cover so I had to draw it))

[ask-dae-king-pyoun]

((When JB tells the jerks she’s dating Lucas))

[avnai]

👋 Send Me Emojis 👀👌

☝ - How tall are you?

✔ - Sexual Orientation

🚬 - Do you Smoke?

🍷 - Do you Drink?

♒ - Do you Take Drugs?

😳 - Age you get mistaken for?

💉 - Have Tattoos?

✏️ - Want any tattoos?

✂️ - Got any Piercings?

✌ - Want any piercings?

👌 - Best friend?

♥ - Do you like anyone?

🎤 - Top 5 favorite bands?

🎶 - Top 5 favorite songs?

😒 - Biggest pet peeve?

📝 - Story from your childhood.

💬 - I wish…‼️ - Something you’ll change?

💦 - What makes you horny?

🌟 - A wish you’ll wish for?

🔥 - Something spicy you like?

👃 You hate the smell of ….

👊 - Something you hate?

🚶 - Are you single?

💬 - Can we text?

💌 - Fan mail me?

💍 - Marry me?

💘 - Be my tumblr crush?

💭 - Favorite foods?

☀ - Story about your day.

💘 - Top 5 celebrity crushes?

🎥 - Top 5 favorite movies?

📺 - Top 5 favorite TV shows?

✏ - Random fact about yourself.

✈️ - Where are you from?

🚀 - Where do you wanna visit?

😍 - Do you have a crush?

😷 - Something you hate eating?

🙈 - What makes you shy?

💃 - Can you dance?

💏 - Do you love anyone?

👟 - Favorite shoe(s) to wear?

🌴 - A island you would visit?

🌎 - A country you would visit?

🌀 - Favorite type of weather?

🔮 - Do you believe in luck?

📱 - What kinda phone do you have?

📅 - Favorite time of the year?

📚 - Career goal you want?

🍴 - Favorite food(s) to eat?

🍭 - Favorite Candy?

🍇 - Favorite fruits?

🚘 - Dream car(s)?

🚔 - Have you ever been arrested?

🚑 - Have you ever driven in an ambulance before?

🎫 - Do you have a license?

🚼 - Do you have or want kids?

🔞 - Are you under 18?

🐶 - Do you own a pet?

😔 - Something that makes you sad?

😡 - What pisses you off?

😏 - What turns you on?

😈 - Are you a freak?

💪 - Do you work out?

[itsjackieeex]

Send

[misery-loves-order]

#1 dad

Small doodle for today ^^

[ask-nurse-lynn]

Ok.. I’m so sorry but you ae such an inspiration to me, I just HAD to hop on the dad bandwagon!

Why not have a friends’ dad for that dad friend? 

[misery-loves-order]

He looks so great! :)

Now Mr King has a little companion haha

[ask-dae-king-pyoun]

((Let me in))

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

[madmud2730]

[thedemonsurfer]

[carolinskyy]

[injuries-in-dust]

[shayberri789]

[charlieism]

[howdowormsreproduce]

[ko-katt-deactivated20210211]

Alternatively:

Protip: save the images of you saying dumb shit it makes these easy

[ddomingo-en-fuego]

That’s it. That’s me. (I think this is a cropped screenshot from ao3? But i don’t know)

[eveningcolor]

[chippani]

[maya-tl]

[thepastelpeach]

[rapidhighway]

[imthepunchlord]

[newdog14]

[raeofgayshine]

[silly-bean]

[deleriousfromcoffee]

[rum-and-shattered-dreams]

(It really is blank inside)

[lilac-chimera]

[a-serendipitous-silence-deactiv]

[possonion]

[indiigocats]

[toast-part-two]

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

[ask-dae-king-pyoun]

[askeverettgray]

top 3 dumb mistakes

1) Marrying Carol

2) divorcing carol

2) Pran

3) making out with Kierce that one time

[ask-dae-king-pyoun]

[ask-dae-king-pyoun]

Hand me presents - Luna

Is a hobby shop coupon good?

[ask-dae-king-pyoun]

👁👄👁

👁👄👁

[its-kierce-sherman]

So it seems that you have joined the dark side my friend.

It does look that way doesn’t it?

[ask-dae-king-pyoun]

Yes, yes it does.

[askeverettgray]

Eggs are the most popular form of child to eat

[askshilohfields]

Oh! That makes sense!

[ask-dae-king-pyoun]

Tasty.

[ask-pran-taylor]

So a while ago I promised that I’d do a little writing giveaway at 100 followers and I haven’t been paying attention. I’m at 105 followers and it’s time to do that giveaway.

Rules:

You must be following me to enter. Entering is easy, just like this post. If you reblog it you get an extra entry. Anyone can enter even if you aren’t currently following me and you follow because of the giveaway. The giveaway ends at the end of the week on July 19, 2020 at 12 am EST.

Prizes:

There will be 3 winners and they will be chosen based on a random number drawing. The first person drawn will receive an XOD story of anything of their choosing that will be between 1.5k-2k words. Second place will receive a story between 1k-1.5k and third will be between 500-1k words. I’ll post the results on July 19 with the winners tagged. If you win, I’ll dm you with more information.

Hope you have fun with this!

[ask-dae-king-pyoun]

@wait-its-carol-anderson back me up here.

[askeverettgray]

How dare you say shit about Natsuki?

She’s second best

[ask-dae-king-pyoun]

Stop lying to yourself.

[askeverettgray]

First of all Sayori is the best and here is a comprehensive fucking list

First of all- she has presumably been secretly in love with the protagonist for years. Unlike other love interests (Yuri, Monika) she does not feel the need to make this your problem

She wants all of her friends to be happy and thanks you in the good ending for saving them.

She loves her friends so much holy shit. When natsuki and Yuri were fighting and natsuki mentioned yuri’s titties Sayori jumped into say everyone had nice titties

She’s a good girl who likes to laugh and play jokes and has a lot more depth than she’s given credit for (her poem and her saying “I told you I was going to write the best poem ever didn’t I?” Because she’s a boss bitch who keeps her promises.

She’s the childhood friend trope come to life

And she’s very direct and open about everything and isn’t ashamed of her more childish traits

[ask-dae-king-pyoun]

Natsuki baked us cake and is actually and is a mood.

[askeverettgray]

How dare you say shit about Natsuki?

She’s second best

[ask-dae-king-pyoun]

Stop lying to yourself.

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

Okay first of all: yuri is the bottom of the barrel so jot that down

[ask-dae-king-pyoun]

Okay, putting Yuri down is valid.