welcome to the SunshineTree farm !

This is an ask blog for my farmer Espoir (Hope, for short)! Feel free to ask anything

[ask-espoire]

Deedle is adorable!

yes he is !!

[catchymemes]

[ghirahimbo]

this might he the first time I’ve ever seen a meme on this site and thought “I should send this to my dad”

[bedpissercastiel]

my dad does not approve

[jenniferhills]

can i have a kiss, marble?

[renee-f]

@pupperoni-pizza

[ari-enbear]

MAUBLEEEEEE

[juliadorable-deactivated2020120]

[grad-school-fool]

This is 100% how anxiety works

[cheese24k]

Monkey teaches Human how to Crush Leaves

[yungdoctor-deactivated20191230]

this changed me

[teapartyspider]

[captain-snark]

“i am going to make this hairless one’s day. He’s never before experienced bliss such as the crunch of a good leaf.”

[ask-espoire]

Do you have any animals yet?

“yeah ! i adopted a rabbit not long ago ! his name is  Deedle , he’s an idiot and i love him”

[pixelins]

concerned some people don’t have eggs in their haribo starmix

[carrionkid]

Thinkinge about this tiktok

[carrionkid]

[autotuned] so i go to college and i have the wooorst job on campus. i’m an RA ON CAMPUS and one time at 4:30 in the morning, i get a knock on my door. and someone says to me “there’s a kid dead in the bathroom” and i said “dead in the bathroom?” and he goes “DEAD IN THE BATHROOM” and i said “oh my god” so i walk down the hall and they show me this kid and he looks like he’s DEAD IN THE BATHROOM and so i called the cops and said hey there’s a kid DEAD IN THE BATHROOM

and the cops show up and then the kid wakes up and he starts ~throwing up violently! all over the place!~ and the cop says “we should call an ambulance” and then the kid says “DON’T CALL THE AMBULANCE” and i said “WE SHOULD REALLY CALL THE AM-BU-LANCE”

…… and we didn’t call the ambulance

[extremely quietly] and then the kid gets into a fight with the cop and the cop gives him a hearing notice and then the kid 

[deep sigh] TEARS UP THE HEARING NOTICE IN FROOOOONT OF THE COP

……and this happened at 4:30 in the morning

[saint-batrick]

oh thank god, this was stuck in my head the other day, but none of the words - just the general cadence and tune. it’s a relief to listen to it and exorcise it from my head.

[stardewsun]

❧ happy valentines to @ask-espoire 🌼 !

❧ this letter is sent with a bouquet of irises which symbolize hope, cherished friendship and valor! also included is a jar of wild honey and a sunhat with a yellow ribbon!

[ask-espoire]

"Hey there, it's always nice to see someone new it the valley! I'm June, I live with my friends Tara, Ramona, and Jackie at our farm! If you'd like to ever come over to our farm we'd love your company!!" June stands smiling while holding a jar of pickled parsnips "Oh! And have a little something as a welcome gift! I grew it myself!" (@ask-the-four-corners-farmers)

“thank you so much !! i’d love to go to your farm when i have the time! Ah ! i’m so sorry i don’t have anything to give you! i didn’t think that anyone was gonna come here today ! i’m sorry!”

[toastynoneofyourbusiness]

Everyone always admires SCP for the horror. But NOBODY talks about how genuinely funny some of them are (and no, I’m not counting J’s):

The box that is entirely designed to piss off the nearest person in the vicinity in an extremely specific and personalized manner

The pills that were intended to give whoever swallowed them radiation poisoning, but instead make them explode with bananas

The roll of infinite toilet paper that abides by the laws of conservation of energy, thus causing nuclear explosions if too much or too little is used

The tub and water who each have their own respective personalities and constantly argue about communism vs. capitalism

The tomatoes that throw themselves at you at a speed relative to how terrible you joke is

A coffee machine with a keypad that dispenses (almost) any liquid

A guy that is constantly lost, can’t be tracked, and anyone who finds him gets lost with him

A statue who moves when you stop looking at it, but instead of snapping your neck, it just tries to startle you

Three words: The Nerfing Gun

A Wendy’s with a haunted bottomless freezer that sometimes plays Frank Sinatra

A bag of inifinite potatoes

I am a toaster

[mostlysignssomeportents]

Random mansion generator

The Procgen Mansion Generator produces large three-dee dwellings to toy with your imagination, offering various architectural styles and other options. Each mansion even comes with floorplans:

https://boingboing.net/2019/07/12/random-mansion-generator.html

[something-from-elsewhere]

Oooooh! Saving this

[lady-feral]

That’s fun

[vesperlionheart]

Hey, but don’t fall asleep on this Medieval Fantasy City Generator   

[sidras-tak]

here are some things I just heard:

a door slamming

someone exclaim “oh, you sneaky bastard”

the sound of a bell jingling down the hallway

someone at the end of the hallway gasping “hello beautiful!!” in that very special I’m-talking-to-an-unexpected-cat voice

[clyde-anti]

skin color ref because some of yall non-black poc and whites keep fucking up as if yall don’t know there’s other shades of brown when u racebend for woke points or something 

(non-black artists please reblog)

[nebbie91]

Please reblog regardless of your race/ethnicity.

[inkandego]

heres a chart I made for myself showing diffrent undertones and how that affects the skin if anyone’s intrested

[vigaishere]

Use this to make a skin palette in your art program!

[creativelycrazyfangirl]

Bless y’all I have been trying so hard to get skin tones that look like actual normal human people

[kittychan-sings-enka]

presented without commentary or apology

[tariqah]

Why OP

[adulthoodisokay]

slam that fucking unmute button

[danielledreamsthedayaway]

🙌💛🙆

[danasn0wc4t]

“I know I’ve heard this before. Is this from an anime or someth-OH FUCK!”

[trashedketchum]

Dammit….dammit… dammit lmao

[ask-espoire]

my feet hurts because i ran to much today so i think i’m gonna go in my bed to respond to your questions :)

[ask-espoire]

What prompted you to move here?

“i just... i just don’t like to talk about my time in the city”