the worst knight errant you've ever seen

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[artwins]

champion

[pointnclick]

"we live in an uncaring universe." sorry the special planet full of beauty and animals and food literally growing out of the ground isnt good enough for you. i guess

[knightbiter]

would any other knight let me grind on the— I mean polish their armor.

[freshwatergoth]

You would have to be some kind of disgusting mutt to reblog this

[freshwatergoth]

You would have to be some kind of disgusting mutt to reblog this

[freshwatergoth]

It was told by the other knights that it really needs to stop licking the blood off of its blade in the middle of its duels.

It will stop sensually licking the blood of its dueling partner off of its sword when its enemies stop getting weak in the knees from it doing that.

[greenlabcoat]

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

I love having a beautiful interaction with a stranger and being like yeah I may be forever changed bc of this one simple and sweet moment

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[prokopetz]

It's a shame that porn games and sim games don't have a lot of present overlap, because I feel like "horny mechsplo game where you have to actually win the fights to get to the sexy bits and it's one of those hyper-detailed 1990s era mech piloting sims that uses every single key on the keyboard" would do numbers with a very particular audience.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[skopostheorie]

[kayla-denker]

Y'all will see a depressed trans woman dejectedly say "...Yeah, whatever, sure... I don't care if you misgender me." and go "Yippeeeee! Thanks bro! I always knew you were one of the good ones, dude!"

[wintymute]

Hey are you okay? You’ve been fantasizing about being institutionally abused and dehumanized while hooked up to an iv drip of enough drugs to permanently prevent you from reassociating and having all responsibility taken away from you by a mean lesbian who doesn’t care about your autonomy, again.

[corpsehusk-creaturedoll]

for pride month this year, support your transfem sisters! start by harassing tumblr staff until they stop pressing the "kill a tranny" button

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

reading shitty coming of age lesbian fiction and it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair