K-2SO Sass Master

The Captain said you are a friend. I will not shoot you. Ask me a question instead.

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Why are you so sassy? Who crapped in your cornflakes? Just kidding. But seriously. Why do you dislike humans so much? I would really love to know.

Why do you ask so many questions? 

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Can I marry Cassian Andor and have a hug from you or Jyn Erso??? Both possibly?

You would not like Cassian if I told you he picks his nose. You would not like to hug Jyn if I told you she never showers. And I will not hug you because you probably pick your nose and never shower. 

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I want to get some type of commemorative figure of you. Would a salt shaker be appropriate?

You may certainly get a sodium chloride filled shaker, however I do not see how the connections between the sodium chloride and I work. 

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How much do you hate Jyn Erso?

I do not hate Jyn Erso. I just do not like her. I believe there is a difference. Look it up. 

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How do you learn to be so brutally honest? Also, would you like a hug?

How did you learn to be so nosy? And no, I do not want a hug. Ask the Captain. 

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Hey K2. Why does everyone else get a blaster and I don't?

Because life is unfair.

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Hey, K2! How's your day going? All your systems and whatnot working out just fine?

My day is like any other day. My system is functioning just fine. Also, Jyn is being stupid, but captain won't let me shoot her.

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Whats ur favourite movie

What is a movie?

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Do you think you will ever find love?

Haha, no.

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Thanks for not shooting amigo <3

You are most welcome... for not shooting you... yet.

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How long have you been around? Do you remember anything before you joined the resistance

I have been around for a while. But I have no memory of life before the resistance, the Captain got rid of those memories, it is fine by me, though.

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Are Jyn and Cassian together? Romantically I mean

I believe I detect some amount of chemistry between the two. However the chemistry might not be love. More like wanting to shoot each other.

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Aren't you dead?

Not as dead as you will be in a few seconds…. *raises gun*

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Aww i love u so much u r so cute stop

I am not fully sure why you are typing like this: u r cute. Without using punctuation or proper spelling. “U r cute stop” does not make sense.

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Do enjoy being part of the rebellion

If there is anything I “enjoy”, it is telling Jyn off and getting her in trouble.

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Hey, K2, can you shoot my douchebag of an ex? Or just ya know scare him a little?

I will gladly shoot him for you, or give you a gun so that you can shoot him. But there is a 100% chance you will get arrested.

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What do you do in your free time?

Keeping an eye on Jyn. Captain’s orders. I swear.