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Howdy ya’ll

I’m Kat, an illustrator who loves to draw the cute and chaotic

I’m obsessed with Splatoon, cartoons, and WWDITS

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Watch me paint and game here ->Twitch

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Reblogs and nonsense tumblr here -> Dumbr Tumblr

ask-katotter

So last year my friend asked me, "can I commission you to do an oil painting of Eric Andre so I can make him a duke in my dnd game?" to which of course I said hell to the yeah. And that's how the party met Lord Duke Andreas gentleman, scholar and champion of charity.

Except oh no, Lord Andreas is actually a wicked duke.

One who does a lot of bad guy crimes and not just the fun ones! So my friend who is of coarse is a very clever DM also commissioned a portrait of his disguise to keep the town and the players in suspense!

dreadlock-detective

Now, that first portrait is fantastic, no doubting that. But who is that stunning gentleman in the second portrait? Dashing and mysterious, a most dangerous combination!

ask-katotter

#the lore was complex and writing notes down is hard #I think. hear me out. it could be...#TUXEDO MASK ?????

So last year my friend asked me, "can I commission you to do an oil painting of Eric Andre so I can make him a duke in my dnd game?" to which of course I said hell to the yeah. And that's how the party met Lord Duke Andreas gentleman, scholar and champion of charity.

Except oh no, Lord Andreas is actually a wicked duke.

One who does a lot of bad guy crimes and not just the fun ones! So my friend who is of coarse is a very clever DM also commissioned a portrait of his disguise to keep the town and the players in suspense!

#art commissions #eric andre #sailor moon #tuxedo mask #katotter #my art #I'll have you know this was entirely his idea #also he said make the mask look as fake as possible and fought me over adding shading lol

dogpuppy

ask-katotter

That's Markiplier bro

#I mean obviously?#the reading comprehension problem has escaped to other hell sites clearly

Recent commission work for @archioslukos

Thank you!

#my art #digital illustration #katotter #original character #dnd character #art commissions

Recent commission work for @archioslukos

Thank you!

#my art #katotter #original character #dnd art #artists on tumblr #art commissions

worldofultimategaming

The World of Ultimate Gaming

randomencounters

Encounter: some kind of overly helpful pink furry thing

Old Deutoronomy....

This comic is 25 YEARS OLD. This doesn't feel like a joke anymore.

enjoylentgreen

This was one of the worse black mirror episodes tbh and YET HERE WE ARE

loachfriend

I'm gonna put my mom hat on and remind everyone that you can explain almost anything to a child as long as you explain it at their level.

"Sometimes people are born and girl and feel they should have been a boy, so they decide to live as a boy". My four year old understood that instinctively.

"Sex is when people touch each other's bodies and it feels good, but it's usually something you don't get interested in until you become a teenager. Masturbation is when you touch your own body and it feels good. " That was how I explained sex to a 6 year old.

"Some people are having a hard time with drugs or have a mental illness that needs treatment. If you see someone acting weird in public but they aren't hurting anyone or themselves, you can just give them space." A classic city neighborhood lesson.

You can explain human things without creating a cocoon of shame over every aspect of life. My goal as a parent is to raise an informed, empathic adult who doesn't turn in fear from other people.

ask-katotter

Casual reminder that early very basic sex education is statistically linked with avoiding/reporting pedophiles.

Children are better at protecting themselves when they have the language to call out sexual abuse for what it is.

spindrifters

hang on I’m trying to see something

don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name

#my little pony #lil chipmunk #STINKY #thief of kisses #pubby #scoundrel #honestly a lot

foone

one of the most annoying feelings in ADHD is the can't-get-started-with-anything feeling. like, your ADHD is screaming you have to do something. you can't just rest, resting isn't a thing. even if you are resting, it's by doing something.

but nothing works. you try to watch something, it's not right. you can't. read? can't read right now play? nah none of these games seem fun make something? ehh, you're not feeling any of these projects right now social media? it's boring or worse right now, so... find something else it's like you're not moving but it's because you're too tense to do anything, just vibrating in place

3liza

its like being the protagonist of an adventure game and everything the player tells you to combine or look at or use or do youre just like "hmm....that wont work" "i cant do this right now" "its locked" "i dont think so" "i cant do that yet"

ask-katotter

This is the dumbest thing and not a cure for getting no dopamine from task which is the root cause, but I've found a solution that works sometimes.

1st you gotta sneak up on it. Like the less thoughts in your head the better don't bargain don't hype yourself up NOTHING TO DO ABOUT DOING THE THING.

2nd arrange all the tools you will need to do it in the place you will do it. Important don't think about it much, and remember this doesn't mean your going to do the thing today tomorrow your just setting it up...

3rd Drop it. Leave it alone and go do something else.

Lastly next time you are bored/annoyed at any other task, pilot your flesh prison to the initial doing thing location. Pick up the arranged tools just to mess with it a bit. If you did all this without psyching yourself up, telling yourself to do it, and are just head empty i am here ...now. You can pivot to goofing off by doing the thing you were procrastinating the most.

I have done taxes, haircuts, and vile dish scrubbing by using this method. I have no idea why it works.

Enjoy?

#adhd hacks #idk maybe its just me #but it works

Still here. Still drawing really hinged things btw.