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@ask-neutral-tjd
you never responded to jason saying he thought you were in a polycule with kon. meanwhile i keep getting mistaken for being in a polycule with kon. very suspicious of you.
neutral tim
I am not in a polycule with Konbert. The trying to clone him 99 times while he was dead thing gave him the ick, which honestly, fair. Not a good note to start a relationship on
oh yeah thats fair
but also you did what
"is it possible for a [thing] girl and a [different thing] boy to be in a relationship? 🥺" i'll stop you right there. get a notebook cause i'll only tell you once. men and women are not allowed to date each other
this is why i got divorced.
if you were making a Dringe(tm) account what would you put on it?
My boyfriend and I haven’t discussed polyamory, I’m not making a Dringe™️ account
Wait youre not already in a throuple with Kon?
in my universe kon and bernard are dating. we’ve been mistaken for a throuple before but that’s because i keep buying stuff for them. why do all the kents have such powerful puppy eyes?
BERNARD WANTS ME TO MAKE A Dringe™️ ACCOUNT. YOURE JOKING. LOVE LOSES 💔
everyday i am grateful to be aroace and nonamorous.
anyway good luck on the polyamory?
Do you think somewhere out there a middle schooler is writing yaoi of a toilet and a urinal. Like “but urinal-san, we’re both boys.”
Y’know
are you sure you’re not the evil tim drake?
Yeah, I’m pretty sure. Why do you ask?
they should study you in a lab
the best way to shut down conversations with your parents about their nuclear family/heteronormative expectations of you is by technically fulfilling them in the worst possible way. for them at least. im having a ball! like oh get married ? i’ve already done that. yes i got divorced immediately afterwards but i did get married. oh you want bio grandchildren? I have donated to multiple sperm banks. Oh what about my legacy? well i plan to donate my money to charity after I die, do you not want the food bank to have that money?
Do you think somewhere out there a middle schooler is writing yaoi of a toilet and a urinal. Like “but urinal-san, we’re both boys.”
Y’know
are you sure you’re not the evil tim drake?
Do I understand multiversal theory?
Not really
Do I understand whats going on with Tim?
Also no
dude i don't understand myself either. which i why i got a therapist. Love you Dr. Quinzel!
timothy jason drake
i must ask
what is your beef with twinks?
I don’t have an issue with twinks, I have beef with evil twinks. There was a clause in my vigilante contract that specifically stated that if I am to inherit the mantle of robin, I have to inherit Batman’s beef with evil twinks just like all the other robins that came before me
????
He made a fucking contract???
Yes??? I had to sign one before I could go out as Robin??
You didn’t????
No????
Bro he literally kidnapped me after i took his tires
You think i was signing anything?
and this is why my ex wife (robin) signs with a fake middle name. batman somehow has not caught on.
Thank god. At least one robin isn’t an idiot about identity and legality
I LITERALLY DO DRAG IN EUROPEAN COUNTRIES HOW AM I AN IDIOT ABOUT HIDING MY IDENTITY
there there, you can always learn and grow
timothy jason drake
i must ask
what is your beef with twinks?
I don’t have an issue with twinks, I have beef with evil twinks. There was a clause in my vigilante contract that specifically stated that if I am to inherit the mantle of robin, I have to inherit Batman’s beef with evil twinks just like all the other robins that came before me
????
He made a fucking contract???
Yes??? I had to sign one before I could go out as Robin??
You didn’t????
No????
Bro he literally kidnapped me after i took his tires
You think i was signing anything?
and this is why my ex wife (robin) signs with a fake middle name. batman somehow has not caught on.
whats being robin like? For you at least. I know some things as I used to date robin. she would get so much free robin merch and give it all to me. it was awesome. not the dating part tho. but we fixed that.
I <3 divorce
-neutral tim drake
Wow. Uh, congratulations on the divorce? I wish my parents got divorced.
Being Robin is pretty cool? I get to fight crime and apparently learn about multiversal dating apps for myself specifically
Thanks! we specifically got married after breaking up just so we could divorce. signed a prenup and everything. also dude maybe thats something you should bring up with a therapist, i got a therapist and she's great!
fighting crime sounds cool. my ex wife loves it.
okay so there's three of you... which is the real tim?
I’M the real Tim, duh
are any of us truly real?
what do you think of evil you?
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT’S GOING ON. THIS IS ALMOST AS UPSETTING AS THAT TIME I GOT PUT IN A DISHWASHER WHEN I WAS 11
Woooooow, the dishwasher thing again. Is this your only personality trait?
WHAT IS Dringe™️
What the fuck why did. Why did my speech do that. What.
Dringe™️ is the Tim Drake only dating app. Which clearly you are not on (and would suck at, lol).
everyday i learn something new against my will
very important question: when batman needs to put gas in his car does he do it himself at home or does he let the gas station attendants do it(at gas station tho he’s batman there could be a gas station in the bat lair i don’t know him)
The bat-mobile is fully electric now, but back when I first knew him, he’d make the Robins get out at the gas station and fill the tank. Said it was an “essential vigilante skill” or something. I think he just didn’t want to interact with the attendants
I second the belief that he didn’t want to interact with the attendants
my friend used to work at a gas station and told me that one time batman showed up and when she tried to get him gas he just glared at her. Now the thing about my friend is she has worked at every shitty retail job, she has faced Karens with looks of disdain strong enough to break down the joker (he is only safe because this level of Karen only exists in metropolis and due to this my friend found her move to gotham rather peaceful in comparison) anyways. she withstood the glare and gave her own. and thats how my friend refilled the batmobile tank.
anyway my point is maybe batman is still afraid. because my friend has been promoted to manager. and she trains her employees well.
Seeing a LOT of other tim drakes on this app, but not a lot of dishwashers… posers…
The way this is worded makes it sound like its a dating app and you’re looking for dishwashers
Sounds more like he’s looking for Tim Drakes, but he’s just in denial, imo. Tim Drakes are all the rage on Dringe™️ iykwim.
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
Tim Drake.
WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT WHAT NO I’M TIM DRAKE
I’m also Tim Drake.
and im tim drake 3. dude you're apparently robin, how do you not know about the multiverse?
Guess I gotta ask you as well
Are you a twink?
No? I'm an otter.
