Oog

oog caveman, answer questions about cave, fire, mammoth, big stick

[ask-oog]

Oog, how does your tribe celebrate pride?

oog cave celebrate pride by hunting straight mammoth only

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

my buddy who's an early human was showing me his rudimentary stone tools like "these are gonna change everything". bruh 😂😂

[gork-cavegirl]

hey man :/

[crag-the-caveman]

Kinda rude of you OP

[cavegirl-gobb]

we're doing our best :(

[ask-oog]

better have tool and not need, than need tool and not have

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag, two things:

I am very curious about what parallel dimension youre in that has cave men with the dinosaurs

Look out for big rocks in the sky.

what dinosaurs you talking about? Glyptodon? Glyptodon ice-age mammal that live as late as 11,000 B.C.E. and well known to have been hunted by archaic humans.

[blaglartha-cavewoman]

[whizpurr]

[avantgarden-er]

cave guy: sorry i was out hunting a mammoth with gog

fujoshi cave wife: and how was it.

[zegalba]

[blaglartha-cavewoman]

Oh sorry, me no mean to bother you

[theehorsepusssy]

[midiport]

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag can see Crag's house from here

[feldfrog]

If I was hunting and I saw some gatherable berries, I’d be like. That’s none of my business

[crag-the-caveman]

Maybe if Crag eat enough poisonous foods, it make Crag poisonous too, and less likely to be predated upon

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag tummy hurt

[cavegirl-gobb]

eat hot coal to feel better

[ask-oog]

oog not sure if that good idea 🧐

[crag-the-caveman]

Maybe if Crag eat enough poisonous foods, it make Crag poisonous too, and less likely to be predated upon

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag tummy hurt

[gumptioncretaceous]

hate it when you're looking for a good painting to watch on cave wall and by the time you find one your mammoth hunk is cold 😭

[ask-oog]

oog ever feel like a girl?

oog was girl. it complicated

[vernadskova-deactivated20230803]

i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time

[crag-the-caveman]

/ooc

I've been really struggling to come up with posts for this blog lately. I started Crag when I was feeling really stressed out from college and it was kind of a way to poke fun at myself. I constantly felt under threat from bad grades so Crag constantly felt under threat from smilodons. I was unwilling to ask anybody else for help so Crag was unwilling to join a tribe. I could barely remember to feed myself regularly so Crag was really bad at hunting and gathering. Crag's unhealthy obsession with Shaman's Brew is meant to directly mirror my feelings about Monster Energy drinks.

But now that I'm nearly finished with college I'm doing a lot better, mentally, and it's been really hard to put myself into the "scared depressed paranoid caveman" mentality that I need to be in to effectively Cragpost.

I'm certainly not going to delete the blog; and Crag will still have things to say from time to time; but I don't think he's going to be anywhere near as regular as he has been in the past. I just wanted to give my followers some explanation as to why I haven't been as active on this blog as I used to be.

[blurg-from-bog]

Blurg similar. Blurg life been boring and Blurg not know what to post.

[ask-oog]

oog feel same way. start blog when parents get divorce, now things better and oog not have inspiration for caveblogging. oog return someday but right now oog take break. oog love you all!

[ask-oog]

oog watch project hail mary

wise rock friend from sky? oog wish rocky real!

[ask-oog]

oog think spear overrated. rocks everywhere, why not throw rock?