Sentinel Prime for Magnus!

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[ask-scribblesentinel]

Primus was on something when creating YOU or he made Unicro create you who knows! I wouldn't surprised tho

[ "Pffeh. Do people still believe in that nonsense?" ]

In any case, Unicron is the Un-maker. Everyone knows that, dummy.

[ask-scribblesentinel]

Why do you yell at the baby boys the Jet Twins 🥺

[ Sentinel points sternly at you. "They're NOT babies." ]

The fact that he knows what a 'babies' is is already disgusting. Primus below.

"They're relatively new builds, I grant that, but they- and all of us -were made as- as adults, or whatever you organics call it. We don't grow like that."

Babies. Bleugh.

[scfeguard]

It’s a fairly commonly known fact on board the Steelhaven that Jetfire and Jetstorm will find any excuse they can to act weird. In this case, their excuse is an Earth holiday.

Those of you who wanted bad costumes, fear not; the twins have two servos each, are bad at arts and crafts, and share their level of intelligence with space barnacles.

[museqotd]

Does your character have any recurring dreams?

[haro0o]

That inspired by this and this fic

@transingthoseformers

Somehow Tfa sentinel became one of my sons my blorbos and Idk what to feel about that skakasm

[ask-scribblesentinel]

[[ i hope i am not just a guy who draws sentinel a concerning amount to you guys, but also a guy who has a shockingly low sense of lab safety and a guy with a somewhat alarmingly low appetite for food. Merry new years and may the coming year be prosperous in spite of everything.

Go watch Dinner for One if you didn't do that last night. ]]

[ask-tfa-alarinthia]

*puts a speaker in @ask-scribblesentinel 's office alongside a note that said "Leave my little brother alone" and quickly runs out of there*

(This is the song that's playing: CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY - SOULJA BOY (LYRICS) )

[ask-scribblesentinel]

Finally back on Cybertron.

So of course he finds some kind of message left in the middle of the military base where he happens to be stationed- loud and obnoxious music that feels like something Jazz might have left, if Jazz were of a temperament more like the twins.

Finials flick back at the noise, which is grating and distracting as he reads the- "little brother?"

He has no idea what this is about.

Both note and speaker get dumped in the nearest waste receptacle before he returns to his desk. Probably some kind of prank.

[pompeiusmagnus]

youare all just jealous of my severed head

[ask-tfa-alarinthia]

wait were you flirting with me?

I mean... Would you freak out if I said yes? I did mean what I said.

[ask-tfa-optimus-deactivated2026]

please I am romantically dense you have to spell things out for me

[ask-tfa-alarinthia]

*Alarinthia laughs a bit*

Primus, you really ARE adorable!

[ask-tfa-optimus-deactivated2026]

is that a yes or a no??

[ask-tfa-alarinthia]

Yes, I was flirting with ya.

[ask-tfa-optimus-deactivated2026]

:0

[ask-tfa-alarinthia]

What, has nobody ever flirted with you before?

*Bewilderment could be noticed in Alarinthia's optics*

[ask-tfa-optimus-deactivated2026]

I mean yeah but I’m not exactly a desirable bot

[tfa-elita-one]

I call bullshit

[ask-tfa-alarinthia]

I agree with her.

[ask-scribblesentinel]

"No, yeah, Elita and the new bot are both right."

[ask-scribblesentinel]

Sentinel Prime married to success B] (they have an on and off relationship)

[[ i spent ten minutes cackling to myself over this when it first came in and i'm still giggling now GAHAHAH ]]

[toskarin]

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

[ask-scribblesentinel]

thank you king for being the aro representative

[[ thank god someone else gets it ✨ ]]

[ask-scribblesentinel]

bro it doesn’t even have to be your main focus, it could be a back burner thing!

"With Elita? And Optimus?"

Nope. Both would deserve better than being back-burner'd. And he's happier being a defender than being involved like that anyway.

And Optimus already has terrible taste in partners. It might actually reflect poorly on Sentinel to get involved there- he knows what Optimus's standards look like.

[ask-scribblesentinel]

THROUPLE PT2 IS ON YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ * loud incorrect buzzer sfx * ]

"I didn't say anything about that! I said I'd be happy to have my old friend back! I'm still busy!"

Same answer as always when the matter of romance comes up. When will people frakking believe him when he says he doesn't want or need anything to do with romantic anything?

[tfa-elita-one]

@ask-scribblesentinel @ask-tfa-optimus

GUESS WHAAAAAT I HAD THE LITTLE FEMME ORGANIC HAVE US THREE LEGALLY CONJUNXED!!

[ask-tfa-optimus-deactivated2026]

what.

[ask-scribblesentinel]

:/ what, for tax breaks or something?

[ask-b127]

(Pokes you)

Optimus pokes you back.

[bestoftheclones]

(Pokes you more)

[ask-b127]

Y'know what? Poke chain!

@ask-tfone-megatron I poke you >:)

[i-am-minding-my-own]

You have no prime duty to attend?

@lord-starscream-tfone I wanna stab you but for now only poking you

[lord-starscream-tfone]

@ask-one-badassatron boop <3

[ask-one-badassatron]

@sentinel-is-a-traitorous-glitch BOOP

[sentinel-is-a-traitorous-glitch]

Negatory. Boop boop.

@ask-tfa-optimus

[ask-tfa-optimus-deactivated2026]

:D

@ask-scribblesentinel *punches in the face*

BOOP

[ask-scribblesentinel]

"OW-!"

... @tfa-elita-one *boop*

[indulgentprompts]

Send 💢 to spar with my muse.