Sellsword Luet

"WARCRY"

[mortem-et-necromantia-deactivat]

Elias Aquino.

[madcat-world]

Ottoman Guard - Gianluca Rolli

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“You now have a grudge against rakes, Arros.”

Our DM to our Dwarven Paladin after stepping on a rake that hit her in the face during her introduction. (via yourplayersaidwhat)

[teathattast]

thorsty

pacmanfrogmariko

[crowtesque]

flowers for you 💐

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

September

[the-shy-fox]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“I PUNCHED A GODDAMN DRAGON IN THE FACE, YOU THINK I’M AFRAID TO DIE!?”

[krekk0v]

Dazed. Reeling. About to break.

[thecollectibles]

Darkest Dungeon by biggie frank

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Have fun finding a new healer cuz I got killed by soup…

(via yourplayersaidwhat)

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Bard v. Eldritch Wolf God

“I hit the oozing wolf in the exposed neck with my hurdy-gurdy.”

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Dm: “the kobolds scream”

Everyone: “REEEEEE”

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[orriculum]

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

[digitalfare]

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

[jamesandlilys]

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

[monsterhighalumni]

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

[wereyoulookingforsomething-deac]

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

[moldychesee]

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

[dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052]

Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

[beckyhop]

Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.

[visionssofgideon]

Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl 

[onceuponamirror]

ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.

[piedude]

Irish recipes:

[headcanontheshitoutofsoulsborne]

Grant and Sanctus, Leeroy’s sacred weapons, are actually sentient, capable of speaking to Leeroy in his mind. BUT, they get into arguments about the dumbest things and make witty comments at the worst times, such as when their master is trying to sleep.

[ask-sellsword-luet]

“No wonder ye such a nutter ‘en eh?”

[iguanodont]

In another, better timeline, we have Knuckle Horses, and farming is vastly improved.

[valtsv]

oh to be a sinister robed figure with no visible physical form except for clawed hands and glowing red or yellow eyes

[valtsv]

hell yeah babey

[shrimpnest]

The Dark Souls II experience