🐟 "Farmer" Tillie 🐟

i am NOT from the ocean. let's be friends :) pfp by @/artem-on-the-moon

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intro post

name: Tillie Tilapia

age: ~21 years old

background: A sea-person who crawled into town one day and was mistaken for the farmer... hijinks ensue as she tries (and fails) to pretend to be a human from Zuzu City. Can you befriend this strange green girl and discover the secrets of the ocean?

Loved Items: All fruit (EXCEPT spice berry), strange bun, crab cakes, rainbow shell, seafoam pudding

Liked Items: All fish, banana pudding, ice cream, maki roll, sashimi, salmon dinner

Disliked Items: Hot pepper, ginger ale, coffee

Hated Items: Eggs, beer, joja cola, spicy eel, pickles

Rules:

no nsfw

flirting is fine but tillie is very oblivious and will not know what you are saying

no fourth wall breaking

this blog is run by @unfortunatelyem, the same person as the ask haley blog >:)

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man fuck you

*smacks the back of her head with cheese*

@merfolk-monika

ough...

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Hey tills heard what happened hope you’re doing ok take it easy alright? Here have some strawberries

Hello Nugget! Do not worry, I am alright! It is not the first time I have met someone who does not approve of me. Thank you for the snack!

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SKIBIDI TOILET

...

What?

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do you wanna be friends? I’m Juice. You may have heard of me. Maybe not. I brought pickled herring. - @farmer-juice

I would LOVE to be your friend! I like your name. And your face!

But, blegh.. do you have herring that is not suspended in spicy juice?

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hey, tillie!

guess what~~~

...

....

i love you!

!!!

...I love you, too!

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... so, are you a mermaid or a siren? Hopefully you aren't a mermaid.

Aster wore a unreadable expression. He tightly crosses his arms as he rolled his eyes in nonchalance. They don't seem to be very fond of Tillie.

— Aster ( @acanthus-aster-sdv 💜 )

Why? Do you have something against mermaids?

Watch your tongue.

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I was just asking. Don't get too assuming.

By the way, you should be the one watching your tongue, fish.

I might do something you'll really regret.

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Are you threatening me? You are a fool. I suggest you change your tone before I am forced to return the sentiment.

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... so, are you a mermaid or a siren? Hopefully you aren't a mermaid.

Aster wore a unreadable expression. He tightly crosses his arms as he rolled his eyes in nonchalance. They don't seem to be very fond of Tillie.

— Aster ( @acanthus-aster-sdv 💜 )

Why? Do you have something against mermaids?

Watch your tongue.

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heya, jellyfish <3

did you sleep well?

i missed you!~

hello star!!

it was a very good nap.. i dreamt about you!

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*yawwwwn*.

i am awake... that was a good nap.

good morning!

*inbox reopened!*

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Do you feel the air getting colder? The tides are changing, and so are the seasons.

I think I will take a little- *yawn* nap. You will still be here when I wake up, right?

*Tillie is going on hiatus! This will only be for the length of winter break so I have time to spend with my family and preparing for the new year. Happy holidays to all of you, and we'll see you soon!

- em

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hey, jellyfish!

it's getting a lot colder.. i'm not a fan of the cold, personally..

so.. if you ever get too cold, you can always come find me and we'll snuggle under a huge blanket, okay?

hmm.. with one those humidifiers in the room - just so it doesn't get too dry..

the air gets so dry when it's cold.. >__>

- ⭐️

... I believe I would like that, Star.

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TILLELELE

You, me, rocker powered bathtub filled with water, you in?

-Dee @ask-dee-sdv

You do not even need to ask, Dee! We shall paint this town the color of red, as the saying goes!

Am I using that right...?

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... hello, Miss Tillie. I just passed by, and I saw that you like all fruits. Uhm, here, it's my favorite orange. You can have it.

— Crisostomo ( @ask-crisostomo 🍊 )

Oh, thank you! I was feeling hungry.

*Tillie scarfs the orange down in one bite, peel and all.*

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Hello other human

- @not-an-alien-milo

Hello, other human! How are you doing on this perfectly normal day that we are both having as humans?

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Hey there! I'm Silvia. Oohh, I absolutely love your outfit!

@silviastdvasks

It is nice to meet you, Silvia!

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Tilly! I learned to fish recently. Here's a present! [ He hands over a woodskip. ]

Oh, Clover, excellent job!

Are you using the fishing rod method or the teeth method? I find both to be equally effective.

Oh, well. 'Down the hat', as us humans say! *chomp*