A 2v2 match in the dead of the night
Hungry SSS predators lurking in sight
In the shadows they hide, in the shroud of mist
In the depths of the night, by lag, they are kissed
Their weapons gleam, as sinister foes
+12 they say, and your spirits sink low
For how can you, a lowly rat on the ground
Compete with the music of KoGâs sound
The money theyâve paid, the KChing theyâve bought
All of your efforts are simply for naught
Your flimsy +7 and your sparring gear
Decimated by the products KoG does rear
You lay upon the ground in a puddle of blood
Your salty tears wash away in a flood
As do the Glitters of Velder sally from view
At the feet of KoGâs empire, so do you
âRematch!â, you call, refusing your despair
You stagger to your feet and make them a dare
They look down at you with eyes of disgust
But for free AP, they will do what they must
They accept your proposal, they ready their sword
And you charge upon them, forgetting you are poor
With a single blow, they strike you down
They jump on your corpse and in your blood, they drown
âGG,â they mock, turning to leave
As you can only listen in defeat
You vow to improve, you swear to Lady El
That someday you will escape this hell
But alas, like stone, reality hits you in the face
You have just lost, in total and utter disgrace
What can you do against KoGâs system
With flaws so many, you can barely list them?
A B Slot for 9 dollars, a mana necklace for more!
How can you afford anything in the KoG Store?!?
But to be like them, the Gods of the green,
The ones who pay for characters behind a screen,
You, as well, must sacrifice to Elsword
But alas, the greedy, will always want more.
Perhaps, you think, after much pondering and thought
You can become a good player with the skill you were taught.
If you could simply defeat that SSS ho,
In glory you would bask, to success, you would go.
So you try, you try, you try again
To defeat the enemies in that iniquitous den
And finally, finally, you are SSS rank!
You are the top of the charts, you are money in the bank!
But then, whatâs this?! A new balance patch?
You are struck in the chest by a merciless catch!
âWhat is this?!â you cry, awash in fear
KoG laughs, âIt is a nerf, my dear.â
âBut not to worry,â KoG reassures
âYou can job change your class to one without nerf.â
You stare at the ticket, your destiny in hand
And youâŠ.pay 2990 KChing to switch to OP land.
KoG cackles, money from the item mall!
And with this, KoG will never fall.
Consumed by greed, like the dragons of myth
KoG rules all with an iron grip.
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