Ask Agent Maria

Hello, I am Executive Director Maria Hill. I am an agent at SHIELD and I can answer any questions you have, personal or not. In association with : Assembled Avengers Asks http://assembled-avengers-asks.tumblr.com/

[filipe-coulson]

HAHAHA

DAVEY AND I ARE SHARING A TENT ON THE CAMPING TRIP AND THERE’S NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO AB OUT I T!!!

[askagentmaria-blog]

That's 100% against the rules.

[asksassystark]

ITS BEEN LIKE A WEEK AND AGENT HILL STILL DOESNT UNDERSTAND THE OWL JOKE AND SHE CAME TO ME THERE IS NO ESCAPING UR LIFE WILL FALL APART BECAUSE OF THIS JOKE AND I CANT STOP FUCKING LAUGHING NO ONE TELL HER WHAT IT MEANS

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My entire existence rests in the balance FUCKING EH;[P ME

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I figured this camping trip would be a good break from all of the recent paperwork, but being assigned to plan the whole damn thing tells a different story. At least I'm doing something, I guess.

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... Coulson

[ask-thorandloki-blog]

Loki: Pardon? Would you like to repeat that? 

[ladysasspooltalksback-deactivat]

[[Yo. Last update ever, for reasons. So the anons that hated on me came forward, and I really appreciate that. We had a nice discussion, and we have reached a general consensus that I should shut down my blog. It’s been awesome chilling with you, and I’ve had a lot of fun here. Thanks for the awesome times. I know I haven’t been very outgoing, but I do consider all of you friends. So yeah. Peace out guys! My account will forever sometime next week.

Stay awesome. (: ]]

[askagentmaria-blog]

(( NO LADYSASSPOOL I guess I can't say much because it's your decision and I'm sure you have your reasons but ugh I will miss you bby))

[askagentmaria-blog]

((Hey Nat I half-assed some fanart for you just squint when you look at it okay

by the way that's Budapest))

[martinscorsegay-deactivated2015]

For the creator of ask Maria hill uWu’ (Taken with Instagram)

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((Thank you so much darling. Guys. Maria got fanart.))

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((Maria's new design. Probably.))

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Maria is on a mission, but she is more than ready to get it done and relax for the rest of the week.

[askagentmaria-blog]

I'm always up for a hug. They just aren't offered often.

[asksassystark]

Original Audio (x)

I’m sorry.

[askdarcybamflewis-blog]

We do what anyone would do when faced with being responsible for a group of highly volatile, egotistic superheroes…we drink.

Some more than others, of course.

(bar source: http://www.crosskeysbellerby.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Bar-front.jpg) 

[askagentmaria-blog]

It was really dark in that bar.

[askagentmaria-blog]

((So here's the deal.))

((Going on vacation tomorrow, but not on haitus. I repeat, NOT ON HAITUS. So for about 7-8 days, my posts will either be drawn on my iPad or traditionally. I'm also carrying around Maria paper dolls to take pictures with because I'm weird. I apologize for the lack of updates, but I'll be queueing/posting tonight. See you tomorrow, where I'll be in almost-Mexico!))

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Happy birthday, Captain Rogers.

[ask-misspepperpotts-blog]

Happy 4th of July from Assembled Avengers Asks! View in high resolution please!

((Sorry I couldn’t put everyone on the list in this picture! D: Crey.))

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