An Autistic Papyrus

  (Rp/Story blog. Don't hesitate to talk to me!) [Warning: Abuse, Physical/mental stablility, And Trauma] Stretch is a tall skeleton with a worried, wounded soul. 

[askaninsomniacskeleton]

Ya know what? Fuck it! *unleggos your eggos*

@diamondblueorchid

@duskofthevoid

[diamondblueorchid]

>:O how DARE you. How DARE you.

[askaninsomniacskeleton]

*unbutters your fly*

[diamondblueorchid]

How the HELL do you unbutter a fly?

[askaninsomniacskeleton]

;)

[askaninsomniacskeleton]

Ya know what? Fuck it! *unleggos your eggos*

@diamondblueorchid

@duskofthevoid

[diamondblueorchid]

>:O how DARE you. How DARE you.

[askaninsomniacskeleton]

*unbutters your fly*

[askaninsomniacskeleton]

Ya know what? Fuck it! *unleggos your eggos*

@diamondblueorchid

@duskofthevoid

[askaninsomniacskeleton]

Oh my god- are these the same accusations from 4 FUCKING YEARS AGO?! Against pyro?! OH. MY. DUCKING. GOD!!! THAT WAS FOUR fUCKING YEARS AGO!!!

[stay-chill-vibes]

REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.

[askaninsomniacskeleton]

@diamondblueorchid

funny how you named her lilly, because lillies are known for being the flower of purity, but also:

[diamondblueorchid]

WTF.....I would be lying if I said that was intentinal.......but just....wow.....wow....wow.....wow....I am at a loss for words......THAT IS JUST LILLY!!!!! WHAT THE F***!!!!!

[askaninsomniacskeleton]

Unintentional intentional subtle references to flowers of purity and a new life

[askaninsomniacskeleton]

@diamondblueorchid

funny how you named her lilly, because lillies are known for being the flower of purity, but also:

[gaylord-zuko]

Kya: Dad, I have to tell you something...I’m gay

Aang, thinking about Kyoshi:

[askaninsomniacskeleton]

No dan didn't say the N-word (/-_-/) y'all fuckin reaching for sumthin?

[diamondblueorchid]

I'm not sure who's going to see this. But I've been feeling a little down lately.....and I know that's normal these days......with everyone feeling this way. But can every one who sees this. Reblog it and put your favorite gif, or video, or picture, or song? So that maybe we can have a collection of happy things to cheer us up in these sadening times?

I'll start.

[askaninsomniacskeleton]

This makes me happy owo

[askaninsomniacskeleton]

@diamondblueorchid AGGHHHHHHH AGGHHHHHHHGGHHHHHHH HHHHHHGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHHHHHHH HHHHHHGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHHHHHHH HHHHHHGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHHHHHHH HHHHHHGGHHHHHHHgghghghh

*deepbreath* thank you

[raptorific]

I still think it’s hilarious that the reason nobody ever figures out Superman’s secret identity or where he lives or what he does when he’s not saving the planet, is because he already told them all the Kryptonian stuff that can’t be tied to any of his human friends or family. I guarantee you the in-universe wikipedia article on Superman lists his name as Kal-El and the “personal life” section says that he lives full-time at his private fortress of solitude at the north pole. Nobody in the world looks at Clark Kent and thinks “oh my god, maybe he’s superman!” for the same reason nobody ever starts to suspect that their coworker who looks KINDA like Barack Obama is actually secretly Barack Obama – They know who Barack Obama is and know what he does and they know their coworker Greg is Greg and not Barack Obama. They have no reason to assume Barack Obama secretly moonlights as Greg The IT Guy at their workplace even though they’ve never seen Greg and Obama in the same place. At best, “Greg is secretly Obama” would be a running joke at the office, and the same is true at the Daily Planet. “Kal-El of Krypton, who lives in a CRYSTAL PALACE at the NORTH POLE and whose dayjob is SUPERMAN, sometimes puts on a suit and pretends to be a clumsy reporter and lives in a one-bedroom walkup in Metropolis” is a ridiculous concept to anyone who doesn’t already know it’s true

[mousathe14]

[bigpastapete-deactivated2018060]

[From Max Landis’ amazing “American Alien” series about Superman.] SO GOOD

[detective-birdy]

SCREAM 👏🏻 IT 👏🏻 TO 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 BACK 👏🏻 SO EVERYONE 👏🏻 CAN 👏🏻 HEAR

[logisticbumm]

His shit eating grin in the last one sells it

[reformed-roark]

I love the idea of Clark Kent turning up to every office Halloween party in an ill-fitting Superman costume from Target.

[joshscorcher]

Still one of my favorite clips from Superman: The Animated Series.

[fidgetelftree]

This has gotten bigger since I last saw it ant that’s FANTASTIC

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Henry Cavill literally once stood in Time Square, in a superman t-shirt, under a giant poster of himself and no one recognised him, even though he was actively trying to be recognised.

[advanced-procrastination]

I’ve never seen this post but it just became my favorite post on the internet

[mercy-angel-09]

Wanna know the kicker?

In the first chapter of JLA’s “Divided We Fall Arc” both Clark and Bruce reveal their civilian identities to the rest of the League. This is post “Tower of Babel” where nobody but Clark still trusts Batman, and in order to start building trust again, Clark urges Bruce to unmask himself to the rest of the team because Bruce obviously knows who everyone else is. Bruce agrees on one condition, Clark has to “unmask” himself as well.

When the big reveal goes down, Kyle Rayner says it best re: Clark being Superman: “He doesn’t…wear a mask. I never even…thought he had a…day job…”

That’s right, the canon reason why nobody makes the connection between Superman and Clark Kent is because nobody thinks that Superman HAS a civilian identity.

Also, with a really good actor, Clark Kenting is entirely possible, as Christopher Reeve demonstrates in the 1978 Superman film.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

There was actually a story where a scientist at Lexcorp developed a computer program to analyse all available evidence and work out who Superman is

It figured out he was Clark…and Lex fired the scientist for wasting company resources because he COULDN’T BELIEVE that Superman would ever “Pretend” to be human because it would mean pretending to be “Weak”

90% of Superman’s disguise is everyone else doing the work for him

[ayellowbirds]

the best secret identity of all.

[dccomicsbookshelf]

I love every version of this post because they are all beautiful.

[askaninsomniacskeleton]

Superman is a fucking idiot and is a little bitch ass OP pussy who can't do a fucking singlee thing right, fuck off with superman! Fuck Supermann the OP bastard baby. -_-

[askaninsomniacskeleton]

AGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bixels]

Sokka, Suki, and Toph watching Aang energybend Ozai from the airship.

[mustdang-100]

@otterbender​ i YELLED

[pacificcoasthighway]

ppl w adhd and autism reblog and add what texture is so awful it haunts your dreams its okay if its incredibly specific ill go first: scratching my nails on a car

[askaninsomniacskeleton]

Velvet and hard fabric

[askaninsomniacskeleton]

WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT SUPERNATURAL?!

[diamondblueorchid]

:D oh yay!!!! We share a similar annoyance about hearing about it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again

[askaninsomniacskeleton]

I DONT GET IT!!!! WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE SO FUCKING OBSSESSED WITH SUPERNATURAL?!

[diamondblueorchid]

It's the same with every TV show franchises. I mean I could say the same thing about spounge bob.

[askaninsomniacskeleton]

That's not what I meant -_-

[askaninsomniacskeleton]

WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT SUPERNATURAL?!

[diamondblueorchid]

:D oh yay!!!! We share a similar annoyance about hearing about it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again

[askaninsomniacskeleton]

I DONT GET IT!!!! WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE SO FUCKING OBSSESSED WITH SUPERNATURAL?!