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Hi! My name is Arthur... feel free to ask me anything. (Looking for joker? You’ll find him here: @askjokerfleck)

[askarthurfleck]

Hey Arthur! Yesterday, I was at the show you invited me to a while ago. :)

“Oh,”

Arthur begins to look nervous.

“You were? Ah- did you like it?”

[askarthurfleck]

"Well I never g-got your name, didnt want to be rude. Pretty eyes, cute hair. I think I'll call you pretty eyes. Is that okay?"

Arthur freezes.

“Oh! Ah- I mean... uhm.”

His eyes wander around, anywhere but eye contact.

“Hah... uh. Wow, this is.. new. You’re, uh, quite the compliment-er, arent you?”

He quickly clears his throat.

“My first name is Arthur, by the way. Nice to meet you.”

[askarthurfleck]

you're very cute, Arthur !

“Oh... gosh, wow... haha. That’s... a new one.”

Arthur looks away, face flushed.

“Thanks...”

[askarthurfleck]

"M-mister fleck? I think your eyes are really pretty and I bet your s-smile is too. You s-should s-smile more often"

“Oh- uh,”

Arthur smiles and looks down at his feet.

“That’s... very sweet of you. No ones ever said that to me.”

He then giggles.

“Mr. Fleck, huh? That’s.. new. You’re very polite.”

[askarthurfleck]

Oh hahahaha you got me there. I was kinda scared for a second haha. So when is your next show? I‘d love to see you perform.

He looks a around for a moment.

“Like... seriously? Genuinely?”

...

Arthur looks down at his feet with a smile.

“I do have a small gig on Wednesday. If you want to go. You, uh, don’t have to. But. It would be nice...”

[askarthurfleck]

SUCC

Arthur rereads the word over and over, trying to understand.

“I’m not uh- really sure what this means.”

“Succ. Hmm.”

He looks confused.

[askarthurfleck]

Robin who?

Arthur giggles.

“Robin you, now hand over the cash.”

[askarthurfleck]

I'm not all that funny, I only really know like 10 jokes...

Arthur smiles.

“You have to start somewhere, right? The best comedians are usually the ones who start off of scraps.”

[askarthurfleck]

I think this one is so cute! How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!

He puts his hands up in defeat.

“Okay, I’ll admit, you’re pretty good at this. Haha.”

“You should do comedy.”

[askarthurfleck]

Who‘s there?

“Robin.”

[askarthurfleck]

Do you like building snowmen? What did one snowman say to the other snowman? It smells like carrots over here!

Arthur is loving this, he can’t get enough.

“It’s so cheesy- it’s amazing... hahaha.”

[askarthurfleck]

Here's one you can write down! What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?Thunderwear!

“Th-“

Arthur is stopped by his laughter.

Through giggles, he tries to speak again.

“Thunderwear! That’s- haha- thats brilliant.”

[askarthurfleck]

I have another one! What did one eye say to the other eye? Between us, something smells!

This time he let out a much louder laugh.

“Ohhhh my god. That ones good, I’m gonna have to write that down. Pfft.”

[askarthurfleck]

Where do cows go on Friday nights? They go to the Moo-vies!

Arthur tried to keep a straight face. He really did.

“Pfft. Haha! Okay, okay- you got me there. Cheesy but classic.”

[askarthurfleck]

Would you like to hear a joke? :D

“Only if you promise that it’ll be better than my material. Go ahead.”

[askarthurfleck]

Oh, no you didn‘t. That‘s so cool! Can you tell me another joke?

Arthur is caught off gaurd.

“Wait- you... ah...”

He looks to his side, to think for a moment.

“...”

“...Knock Knock.”

[askarthurfleck]

LET ME HUG P L S

Arthur doesn’t know what to do with his hands.