happily married old men (you bet that got dean blushing)
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hello vonnie

Kiana Khansmith
Three Goblin Art

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taylor price
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Mike Driver
i don't do bad sauce passes

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Misplaced Lens Cap
cherry valley forever

Origami Around
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happily married old men (you bet that got dean blushing)
Possibly terrible BNHA idea: Izuku is kidnapped by the LOV and replaced with one of Twice's duplicates. Duplicate Izuku (Duplizuku? Izuplicate?) figures this out and, being Izuku, decides to go rescue real Izuku. He is, of course, unable to drink any bone breaking juice while doing this, possibly is considered a villain by the HPSC, may or may not be able to use OFA, and considers himself enirely expendable.
This is basically Loser Ranger btw. Great series
OHMY GOD SO I JUAT PLAYED AKINATOR AND TRIED TO MAKE HIM GUESS HIMSELF BUT HE KEPT ASKING IF THE PERSON I WAS THINKING OF WAS GAY AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I JUST KEPT PRESSING YES AND THEN
LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE
AKINATORS BOYFRIEND
uhm…guys?
Very happy pride to bisexual polyamorous Akinator
more like
(via @some-loser-called-jab )
LONG POST INCOMING BECAUSE I HAVE WORDS TO SAY
the electoral college was created in 1787, 3 years before the first official census in the United States. it was created at the Constitutional Convention after being discussed and debated for several days. the 3/5 compromise was to keep the south as part of our country despite the qualms they had with their population being more than 30% black. the electoral college was never meant to be perfect, it was meant as an antithesis to the monarchy they had previously been under until the end of the Revolutionary War. the first census was in 1790, but they calculated estimations in 1780 that, while being way off on the actual quantity of people in the US, the percentages were approximately the same as in the 1790 census.
during the constitutional convention in 1787, the south didn’t want the black population to count AT ALL, it was the north that wanted them to count, since the estimated percentage of black people in 1980 was 38.4%. since then, the United States gave black people 1. freedom, 2. the COMPLETE right to vote, allowing them to be seen as 1/1 a man in the eyes of the electoral college instead of 3/5, and 3. the respect they have always and will always deserve.
in the electoral college, there are 538 votes total that can be counted, and a candidate needs 270 to win. this means that you need 51% of the votes to be considered the winner of an election cycle. each state is allotted a certain number of electoral votes, determined by general demographics of that region. places like Wyoming or Alaska has few votes to represent fewer people.
fun fact: 82.5% of the United States population is urban, and 17.5% is rural. let’s consider the following: each vote is counted as 1, there is no electoral college, and every legal citizen of the US can vote. let’s also assume those percentages exclude anyone under the age of 18, so they purely represent voters. now, let’s consider a situation where 100% of the urban population voted for one candidate, and 100% of the rural population voted for the other candidate. in this hypothetical situation, the rural population would very clearly lose, yes?
now, come the next election cycle, consider if the rural population and got discouraged from voting, so maybe 50% of the rural population voted in this election. they would lose even worse, correct? this is the kind of election we can expect without an electoral college, although not this extreme.
now consider if every state with majority-rural population (for the purposes of this, we will consider that all states with single-digit electoral votes) voted for one candidate. total number of votes for that one candidate would become 29.5%, which isnt enough to win the popular vote, but has a much better chance to win with a split urban vote.
in summary: i agree that something needs to be done, but i dont agree that that “thing” is getting rid of the electoral college. it serves a purpose aside from supposed racism. i think it needs to be massively overhauled to give the rural communities more power and take into account the popular vote, but it isnt a good idea IMO to abolish it completely.
sources: https://www.history.com/news/electoral-college-founding-fathers-constitutional-convention
https://www.history.com/news/the-history-of-the-electoral-college-debate
https://userpages.umbc.edu/~bouton/History407/SlaveStats.htm
https://www.statista.com/statistics/985183/size-urban-rural-population-us/#:~:text=Size%20of%20urban%20and%20rural%20population%20of%20the%20U.S.%201960%2D2019&text=In%202019%2C%20there%20were%20approximately,people%20living%20in%20urban%20areas.
https://www.britannica.com/topic/United-States-Electoral-College-Votes-by-State-1787124
https://worldpopulationreview.com/states
I call this
Churches you could conceivably attend when visiting Kentucky!
First up we have this improbable combination of large animals and geographical features.
Good for them?
Sounds like a fun time
I would say this was a red flag but I’m honest to god not sure what color this flag is.
…???
*inappropriate joke*
Damn straight!
Really unnecessarily badass
When your homophobic family wants to know where you’ve been going to church and you have to make something up off the cuff.
and last but certainly not least…nothing I could add would make this better
I’m not done.
You have to be, to fight off the Presbyterians.
Seems legit!
Uhh
Different strokes for different folks
None sin with left beaver
I Really Don’t Know What to Say to This
They also do cosmetology I’m guessing
This seems somehow incomprehensibly insulting.
Don’t mess with them
A new and somehow even worse denomination arises
Don’t worry if you’re not religious, though! Our state also has other attractions, such as:
and last but certainly not least
This is Neon UMC erasure:
It’s beyond me why they don’t invest in a nice neon sign… hipsters would flood the hills for that photo opportunity.
There is very little Americana I love more than Absolutely Bonkers Small Town Names and The Places In Those Towns Forced To Adopt Them.
i am better than i was. i will be better than i am.
i am i will be better better than than i was i am
the DELIVERY
Shakespeare would write this
Hey does anyone have a transcript of this? I’m having a bit of trouble understanding the middle.. sorry.
@xakumi
1st person: “Hey Casey can you hand me a napkin?”
*interlude as 2nd person stops ‘texting’ on a DirecTv remote, moves predatorily to the napkin holder, viciously scrunches the napkin and wets it with water, and hurls it heavily towards 1st person.*
2nd Person shouting in British accent: “Why would I give you a napkin if you are not my kin!?”
1st Person now in British accent: “We are half brothers, Draymont! Draymont The Curious, as Mother would call you… stupid blo-“
2nd Person still shouting, still in a British accent: “The only thing I’m curious about is boys!”
1st Person in British accent: “A name which quartered has but 3 parts clever and 1 parts coward. Cunt. Stupid cunt. Look at you with your cunty little face. F*ggot.”
Notes: in hamlet there is a line that goes “a thought which quartered is one part wise and three parts cowardly”
i would like to point out that they are half brothers, as said in the video, so the fact that your tags said you didnt know their gender is crap because brothers by definition are male.
that being said, thank you for the transcript.
For Mawmaw
I made a money pool for my grandma in honor and memory of my grandpa if anyone wants and is able to donate.
My grandpa, who I call Pawpaw, died August 8th, 2019. My grandma, Mawmaw, is heartbroken. He was her greatest friend and he was always extr
im reblogging this kinda late because life is hectic for me rn, but all my 3 followers, help my friend pls!!!
please watch this
tag yourself, i’m Joseph Joestar
raspberry post-op
what’s yours?
Strawberry bad back
Pomegranate Period Pain
Blueberry Headache
Pineapple Migraine
Pineapple Broken Ankle. Huh.
Lychee Bronchitis
Green Apple Addiction
that legit sounds sick
MEME MATH CHALLENGE!
Im legit curious to see who can do this.
Okay, so the video below (which i suggest watching to understand) is called: “We are number one but every time they say one it gets slower and one is replaced by cooking by the book but evertime they say book is replced by you are a pirate but everytime they say pirate it is replaced with the entire bee movie sped up and everytime they say cake it plays all star shrek and every hey is replaced with let it grow but every grow is replaced with 25% speed yee and we are number one gets faster”
^ This is the word form of the differential equation. How would you turn this word problem into an actual formula using variables. Example: We Are Number One = a ; Cooking by the Book = b ; You Are a Pirate = c ect.
okay so i used variables associated with the songs in question, like w=We are Number One, and the variable prime (represented by a degree symbol, since Word is dumb and doesnt have the roman numerals. gotta work with what i have) to express the number of times the word that changes the song is said in the song, like w-prime=the number of times “one” is said in We Are Number One. the only prime-prime i have is c-prime-prime, which is “cake”, and c-prime is just “book”. with that out of the way, here is my attempt at this challenge. also sorry for the low quality.
A sudan is a four-door car. A coup is a two-door car. I think I was at least 25 years old by the time I learned that.
Sudan is a country in East Africa
A coup is where they dethrone the person in power or something
no one’s gonna comment on “car breeds?”
1st Letter Of My Name : 2nd Letter Of My Name : 1st Letter Of My Moms Name : 2nd Letter Of My Moms Name : 1st Letter Of My Dads Name : 2nd Letter Of My Dads Name : My Child’s Name Would Be ?
is this how rich white americans name their kids?
Alfred
Lmaoooo that’s definitely a white rich fuck’s name
Alnore.
Ew
Rikani 🤔
Kijoji
Apparently this is the name of a well known bonsai-tree collector?
Kijoji Itoh, but I cant find what the name itself means??
Jocrda
my kid’s a Jojo
#Request#
Limestone Pie
inb4 tumblr flags for <female presenting nipples>