ride eternal

Immortan Joe RP blog. 

[askimmortanjoe]

Please tell Kalashnikov I love him so much!

you’re only allowed to love me

[bulletfarming]

Why thank you.

Not everyone’s one of your war boy fanboys, “Daddy.” 

[askimmortanjoe]

suck my dick

[askimmortanjoe]

Please tell Kalashnikov I love him so much!

you’re only allowed to love me

[claudetheclown]

Put a Pokemon in my muse’s askbox and they will either catch it or let it go; but they can only catch 6 total!

[askimmortanjoe]

my favourite food is any food that the wretched watch me eat. bonus points if they start crying

[askimmortanjoe]

Not gonna lie, I'd really love to RP with you sometime, if that's alright?? I'm quite late joining this fandom and especially the Gigadumpster side, only watching the movie a few weeks ago and when Joe (or, well you) came on screen, I was like "Shit damn it."

(owners note: anyone is welcome to rp with this blog whether its a character or just themselves, however i cant promise any kind of quality reply as this is really just a blog where i make stupid posts with joe’s voice. sidenote: welcome to the fandom ;))

[askimmortanjoe]

So what's for dinner tonight?

this dick

[askimmortanjoe]

ok but you have to wear that thing i like

[askimmortanjoe]

who wants to ride my gigahorse

and by that i mean my dick and by my dick i mean my absolutely huge and definitely not small penis

[askimmortanjoe]

You get your eye makeup ideas from Robert Smith of The Cure, don't you?

listen, i am god and everyone else copies ME

[furyroadsux]

[askimmortanjoe]

thats it, buddy

[askimmortanjoe]

Dear god I shouldn't be this into you, fucking hell

yeah you should

[askimmortanjoe]

You get your eye makeup ideas from Robert Smith of The Cure, don't you?

listen, i am god and everyone else copies ME

[askimmortanjoe]

Wait did the warboys really wrote a fanfic about you and Kalashnikov?

i mean probably

[bai-xue]

When Daddy Joe still hasn’t bred me

[askimmortanjoe]

soon 

[askimmortanjoe]

bai-xue replied to your post “daddy’s back, bring me the fertile women”

Hi daddy

[askimmortanjoe]

daddy’s back, bring me the fertile women

[askimmortanjoe]

feelin fertile, who wants to give daddy a healthy son?

[bulletfarming]

I’m game.

[askimmortanjoe]

Wait men can’t get pregant!!!!!

[whispering to Mechanic: can they?????]

[organic-mech]

(Looks at the camera like I’m in the Office)

[askimmortanjoe]

Is that a yes

[askimmortanjoe]

5 minutes into gigahorse and chill and he gives you this look: