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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

damianmcgintleman

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

equalistmako

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too

prokopetz

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

snickerslizard

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

prokopetz

Yes.

iguanamouth

star-spangled-jackass

oh god theres art

tediousfeline

@altadude you know what must be done.

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lesbopsappho

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

gaydrienagreste

@mathes0n

juliawiinchester-deactivated201

I hate men

juliawiinchester-deactivated201

Can we bring this back? He’s the reason I started carrying knives everywhere… One time he saw me inside of a liquor store and I refused to step outside until he finally left.. AN HOUR LATER. He just stood there waiting for me to leave the store. Ugh. I’m glad I’m across the country from this creep.

juliawiinchester-deactivated201

Oh he also stopped by my work EVERYDAY to ask me out and EVERYDAY I would say “no thank you” it got to the point that whenever I saw his car pull up I would tell my boss and then go hide in the back room. He honestly terrified me.

thecouncilofjune

Men are fucking terrifying, I once had some random dude stalk me at work because I smiled at him. … something you get in trouble for if you don’t do when in customer service!

theeeprotagonist

what the actual fuck

personal-insane-asylum

Everytime a guy tries to describe himself to me as a nice guy and that i shouldn’t be afraid, my warning siren in my head gets louder.

cronagorgonzola

protip, people who are actually nice, don’t usually feel the need to tell everyone how nice they are.

benzarro-smash-blog

Attention People with OCs

Interested in developing your characters, or just want to talk about them? I’ve created an online questionnaire that will help people flesh out their characters. The best part is, it also doubles as a survey that will let me collect data on what sort of traits people tend to give their OCs. Once I get enough responses I’ll be publishing the results for all of you to see. It’s not academic or for a project, but I think it will be fun.

The survey is fairly long, over 100 questions total, but almost all of them are optional so you can skip over however much you want. You can take the survey for as many characters as you want to. I’ve tried my hardest to make it gender neutral and compatible with various species. Whether your character is a human, a vampire, a cat, or an alien squid, you should be able to answer most of the questions.

Even if you don’t have an OC or don’t want to fill out the survey, please reblog this to spread the word. My goal is to get 500 responses or more. Thank you!

legoswrld

EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICAS FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN

toxicrants

My kink is husbands & wives who are still portrayed as very much in love with each other, because even after years of commitment and kids, they still talk to each other, go on fun random adventures and try new things. No resentment. No portrayal of marriage as a chore. Just actual love.

kissmyafropuff

Did you mean

marshmallowmachinegun

No joke Linda and Bob Belcher have the healthiest relationship being portrayed on mainstream television right now.

stickydoona

Not that hard to do, really.

furry-paradise-deactivated20161

You’re killing yourself by doing this. Reposting helps get you out there so people know you exist, by doing this you’re really just showing how stupid you are.

middroo

Reposting kills the artist. And what i mean by that is the artist themselves dont get the recognition they deserve. For example, the original post gets about 100+ notes, while some wise guy decides to repost INSTEAD OF REBLOG and said post gets 1000+ notes. That artisit doesnt see those notes, the wise ass does. Get me?

While i dont mind reposts as long as they ask permission and credit me, and not edit my work (which happens a lot to artists, which is one of the many reasons an artist would prefer and request people not repost) theres always going to be some asshat who just happens to find a cool art piece, repost it with no credit/source or the original comments by true artisit, and pretend everything is fine with the excuse of “well they should be grateful, their art is getting out there” bullshit. So yeah, reposting gets art out there but it doesnt help the artisit when people say “OH WOW THAT IS BEAUTIFUL, i wonder who made this… OH WELL DERPDADERP” -reblogs- you know what thats come to? Its called stealing. While there are the few that source the art when reposting (ya’ll are great and i hope you got the ok to repost) the majority of the time from what I’ve witnessed, someone took said artwork, posted it with no link or source to the artist with some comments about the art. (ex. this is cool, great fanart wish i knew who drew it)

Tell me again, how stupid are we? SO. You know what benifits the artist? Reblogging instead of reposting. Its that simple. Really, how hard is that?

So instead of reposting, REBLOG. GIVE ARTISTS THE ATTENTION AND RESPECT THEY DESERVE. and if anything ask permission from the artist, and make sure you credit them. If they say not to repost then its common sense not to. Respect the artist. No means no.

dentiuschestus

When your kids are playing kirby super star upstairs on your $4000 subwoofer

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longnuts

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i like how the universally accepted setting for a coffee shop au is a slightly modified starbucks. what about a coffee shop au au where instead of starbucks… it’s tim hortons.

tanknspank

Because “I’ll have a large double double.” doesn’t fill a word count like “I’ll have a venti no-foam, half-caff, fat-free, soy latte with extra caramel drizzle.” does.

calliestumbler

Better yet, regular Starbucks customer ends up in small town Saskatchewan and has to figure out how to order at a Tim Hortons.

I’ll have a venti…

Sorry, is that a large or an extra large?

Umm, extra large mocha…

Sorry, we don’t have that. We can get you a hot chocolate though.

Oh, I was looking for something cold umm…

Okay, Extra Large Ice Capp!

sainamoonshine

other Canadian variants: - You are in Toronto. The competition between the four Starbucks and the seven Second Cup on the same street is strong. The new employee is a former Tim Horton’s barista who doesn’t know the fancy coffee terms but makes a mean sandwich. - You are in Gatineau. Half of your regular speak french and the other half english. You learn to know which language to use by the thinking sound they make while looking at the menu - You work at Niagara Falls. The customers keep trying to pay you with american money. - You work in Montreal. You are the only barista on staff who speak english. - VARIANT! You work in Montreal. You are the only barista on staff who speak french.

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