Ask Megavolt

@askmegavolt

Ask St. Canard's own residential live wire, Megavolt, anything you want. Just be warned he can be cranky sometimes.

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Have you ever considered a costume change? One that DOESN'T look like it was raided from Powerline's closet?

Honestly, I’m getting a little sick and tired of playing dress up.

Megs have you ever tried not recharging? Does it improve you sanity or memory?

Not really; it just makes me tired and lethargic. I can’t do much with a dead battery.

Hey Sparky, Have you ever accidently electricuted Negaduck or any other member of the Fearsome Five?

The Liquidator and me have had our fair share of accidental run ins- that guy is a walking electrical hazard. And sure, I’ve zapped Quackerjack quite a few times, but I wouldn’t really call those accidental, heheheh.

Oh, and let this to serve as a public service announcement, and a warning! From this day forward, anyone who calls me Sparky will be promptly, and unmercifully … ignored.

It's kind of funny Megs, If your memory wasn't so fried, you might be able to get rid of Darkwing. I mean you've been to his hidout, and figured out his secret idetity which you then promptly forgot

Thanks for the reminder. You know, you have a weird sense of humor.

Ya'know Sparky, Considering your faulty memory, how do you even remember that 'unforgetable day in January(or June)' and how you got your powers?

Besides, I could never forget the life changing events that took place on that fateful day. Never! Or my name isn’t Sparky O’Mally! ... No, that doesn’t feel right. Was it Megawatt Cobblepot? Well, whatever. I’ve made my point, I assume.

Hey Sparky:) So I was wondering, If you were better than Darkwing, shouldn'd you have beaten him by now since you've been fighting since High School,

Using his intact sanity to outmaneuver me at every turn, how is that fair?!

#darkwing duck #megavolt #AND WHY MUST YOU PEOPLE CALL ME THAT?!

monstrousturtless

I have been meaning to ask someone if they could figure out what that funky smell is emanating from my couch.

Quackerjack maaaay have hidden his stash of Crazy Kevin’s Cocktail Weenies in the cushions.

#WOW you are GOOD!#How long have those been in there?

#bulb #light #filament #closeup (bij Enschede, Netherlands)

Fight your own battles; I’m off the clock.

#Also Snark #You really could have chosen a better user name #I MEAN REALLY #ANYTHING ELSE would have been better.

Megavolt/Darkwing Duck shipping tends to make me smile because I know how much that would piss Megavolt off. That makes it great. ((That said, Darkwing has a foe-yay thing going on with all his villains. And he fell for a villainess. Dude just likes them bad.))

#That does NOT make it great!#That makes it SICK!#ReVOLTing!#You people worry me sometimes.#And that’s saying something. X

SEE, I knew he would hate it. :D It’s okay, Megsy, you KNOW it’s ‘what you always wanted’.

Snark, don’t pick on Elmo. You know how amped up he gets.

Not my fault he’s a live wire. Maybe if he took a deep breath every once in a while and relaxed, he wouldn’t blow a fuse.

Hey, I’m just trying to spark a conversation with the guy, not start a fight. I can’t help if he finds direct behavior shocking.

I’m not saying you can’t be direct, but I think you’re going to overload him if you don’t alternate your approach a little more. It’s much more efficient.

Eh, rather short circuit him to be honest. Sometimes these push and pull relationships need a little force for anything to get done. Besides, he knows at the end of the day that I’m just putting his jumpsuit in a twist. He’s my electric boogaloo babe. <3

Relationship? Your babe? Whoa, whoa, hold on a minute! Shouldn’t we talk about this sort of thing first? Are you trying to get me killed??

HMPH. GEE, I don’t know Sparky…seems like everybody is clawing at you these days. But why should *I* care? You can just sleep on the electric chair tonight and get somebody ELSE to help charge your batteries!

Megavolt/Darkwing Duck shipping tends to make me smile because I know how much that would piss Megavolt off. That makes it great. ((That said, Darkwing has a foe-yay thing going on with all his villains. And he fell for a villainess. Dude just likes them bad.))

#That does NOT make it great!#That makes it SICK!#ReVOLTing!#You people worry me sometimes.#And that’s saying something. X

SEE, I knew he would hate it. :D It’s okay, Megsy, you KNOW it’s ‘what you always wanted’.

Snark, don’t pick on Elmo. You know how amped up he gets.

Not my fault he’s a live wire. Maybe if he took a deep breath every once in a while and relaxed, he wouldn’t blow a fuse.

Hey, I’m just trying to spark a conversation with the guy, not start a fight. I can’t help if he finds direct behavior shocking.

I’m not saying you can’t be direct, but I think you’re going to overload him if you don’t alternate your approach a little more. It’s much more efficient.

Eh, rather short circuit him to be honest. Sometimes these push and pull relationships need a little force for anything to get done. Besides, he knows at the end of the day that I’m just putting his jumpsuit in a twist. He’s my electric boogaloo babe. <3

Relationship? Your babe? Whoa, whoa, hold on a minute! Shouldn’t we talk about this sort of thing first? Are you trying to get me killed??

Megavolt/Darkwing Duck shipping tends to make me smile because I know how much that would piss Megavolt off. That makes it great. ((That said, Darkwing has a foe-yay thing going on with all his villains. And he fell for a villainess. Dude just likes them bad.))

#That does NOT make it great!#That makes it SICK!#ReVOLTing!#You people worry me sometimes.#And that’s saying something. X

SEE, I knew he would hate it. :D It’s okay, Megsy, you KNOW it’s ‘what you always wanted’.

Snark, don’t pick on Elmo. You know how amped up he gets.

Not my fault he’s a live wire. Maybe if he took a deep breath every once in a while and relaxed, he wouldn’t blow a fuse.

Hey, I’m just trying to spark a conversation with the guy, not start a fight. I can’t help if he finds direct behavior shocking.

You guys are speaking my language! ...

So why do I still feel like the butt end of a joke?

Maybe I should start putting sticky notes on Megavolt. Maybe he’ll actually REMEMBER TO MEET ME FOR A CHANGE.

Or MAYBE, he WON’T be able to FOLLOW the MAP drawn in CRAYON and be LOST IN THE SAINT CANARD SEWER FOR TWO DAYS!!

#Seriously that only good thing about that was my nose eventually went numb.

Megavolt/Darkwing Duck shipping tends to make me smile because I know how much that would piss Megavolt off. That makes it great. ((That said, Darkwing has a foe-yay thing going on with all his villains. And he fell for a villainess. Dude just likes them bad.))

#That does NOT make it great!#That makes it SICK!#ReVOLTing!#You people worry me sometimes.#And that's saying something.

AHH! LOBSTER WOMEN!

#Heh heh. I'm almost sorry I missed that.#Almost.

Megavolt I dare ya to kiss Livewire, you know that lady from that Superman Animated series? well she like Electric like powers so you should get a real charge out of kissing her come on do it! you would get a recharge out of the kiss so it's a win for you

I BET I HOPE TO GOD STEGMUTT (the one who wears orange shorts and a belt from DW ZEO) IS GOING TO CHASE YOU IN YOUR LAIR

... Huh?

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