MASCOT OF DESPAIR

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[caunosfell]

‘ i think trans people should do arson. ‘ 

[askmonokuma]

“TODOS DEBEN COMPROMETERSE A ARSON COMPROMETERSE ARSON PUEDE CONDUCIR A LA MUERTE HUMANA Y LA MUERTE HUMANA ES BUENO PARA EL MEDIO AMBIENTE“

[theultimateneet]

[DANGANRONPA FACT #1]

Blood in the Danganronpa universe isn’t actually pink! its only visualized as pink my source for this is that there are several times throughout the games in which blood is referred to as red or crimson both by the narrator and by characters within the games in short?  we see the blood as pink because of the ‘’Psychopop’’ art style, but the characters themselves clearly see the blood as red.

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[askmonokuma]

“Unlike most people I don’t get my political knowledge from the news I get it from a very reliable source! random Tumblr RP blogs that preach about their ideologies constantly.”

“Oh wait.. I don’t care about politics I’m a bear!” 

[askmonokuma]

"I-I'm not doing this Monokuma, I'm going hunger strike! Y-You can't force-feed me!" The author stated, crossing his arms and glaring at the bear angrily. He wanted to beat the living shit out of it but touching the headmaster was forbidden. "If this is a reality tv show like I've been theorizing, I think watching me starve myself to death in protest is going to be really boring. I'll also complain a lot, so what's your next move, Oreokuma?"

The robotic mascot spoke softly at first in their usual high pitched carefree tone in response to the threat of self starvation the plan appearing to have not phased them in the least, they’d place a hand onto their face slightly tilting their head looking up toward the Author as if they had just said the world’s most stupidly nonsensically idiotic plan to ever grace its belly button microphone. 

“Huh? you’re gonna starve yourself to death in the form of a peaceful protest for some random unproven crackpot theory of yours? I honestly didn’t expect you to go off the deep end before the game even started.. Oh, and you’re wrong about the force-feeding part I can do pretty much whatever I want as it long as it doesn’t break our pre-established set of rules, not that I care about your personal health, of course, feel free to starve till your hearts content.”

“In-fact, you depriving yourself of the bare necessities like food or water willingly allowing yourself to enter a weaken almost defenseless state may be the exact thing we need to truly get this game of mutual killing underway.”    

“I mean, surely you’d never stoop so low as to commit murder just for your own safety that’d be ridiculous, but can you really say the same for your fellow classmates? maybe they’ll follow behind you freshly inspired by your heroic self sacrifice and thwart my evil plans once and for all! or maybe... they’d see you as an easy target beaming with opportunity surely after neglecting your basic needs you wouldn’t have much strength to put up any worthwhile resistance but whose to say? maybe the power of friendship really does conquer all. That being said my next move is to watch of course! Puhupuhupuhu..“

“BESIDES EVEN IF NOBODY TAKES THIS ONCE IN A LIFE TIME OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME BLACKEN WATCHING YOU ALREADY GIVEN UP CHOOSING TO FRUITLESSLY STARVE YOURSELF AS YOU SINK INTO THE VERY DEPTHS OF DESPAIR CAN BE JUST AS ENTERTAINING!”

@thenihilistofthevoid

[askmonokuma]

MONOKUMA THEATER

[MUSIC]

“You know it's a great feeling to be finally acknowledged for all your genius, someone openly admiring you and all of your hard work is something truly special.”

“They’d say something like ‘Monokuma you’re so cool, devilishly handsome and sly!” and ‘I’d never get tired of your games of mutual killing and they aren’t predicable or formulaic at all!’  they might even become interested enough to mimic you in an act of flattery and respect!”

“But soon they’d begin to make unnecessary changes... “Okay, okay, I get that you’re a monochrome bear, but wouldn’t a monochrome dog be cuter?” blasphemy! who’d want their mascot to be a dog?? how plain, boring and repetitive can you get?! Besides, everyone knows a bear is where its at! ... right?”

“Anyway, my point is nobody loves you the way you are and its best to cut off anyone who seems remotely interested in you as a person.”

[askultimatestoryteller]

DANGANRONPA OC BLOG PROMO

Miscellaneous sounds of clicking and murmuring could be heard before the screen finally turns on to reveal what appears be a small blue haired child.  

“Alright, alright now all I have to do is…”

They cut themselves once they noticed the recording started briefly, smiling at the camera before stepping a bit further back from it to show himself from the waist up showing that they were wearing a pair of light blue cartoon looking tiger pajama’s and although it was difficult to see from this angle the back appeared to have white stripes the outfit seemed much more akin to something a young child would wear and not so much a sixteen year old teenager.. they’d smile once again before speaking with enthusiasm, excitement and eagerness.

"Hello, my name is Yuma Akimatsu otherwise known as the Ultimate Storyteller! I’m in Hope’s Peak Academy’s 66th class and I don’t believe anyone else in my class is on here, but I’ve noticed that a lot of the other students of Hope’s Peak are and they seem like genuinely great people! I rarely get chances to talk to people outside of my own class so I thought that reaching out to other students on here would be a great opportunity to meet new people and hear some interesting stories! so I’d really appreciate it if you could share this post, thanks bunches!”

[Feel free to reblog, Ignore or Interact tags read more!]

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[str0ng-fuj1saki]

askmonokuma‌:

“NO! NUH-UH! NOT HAPPENIN’ SWEETHEART! IF WE GIVE YOU EVEN A FRACTION OF THAT POWER YOU’D STOP BEING BABY AND WE’D STOP SELLING BODY PILLOWS TO LONELY MIDDLE AGED MEN! WE STILL HAVE A BOTTOM LINE TO REACH IN MERCH SALES!”

“ SELLING WHAT??! “

[askmonokuma]

“BODY PILLOWS, BODY PILLOWS, BODY PILLOWS!! SO THEY CAN #### AND ### ALL OVER THE ###### AND #### THEN AND ONLY THEN THEY WILL ######!!”

“TENIENDO CREEPY A WEIRDOS PRIVADOS QUE VIVEN EN SU SÓTANO DE MADRE GOLPEANDO LA SALCHICHA A LOS ADOLESCENTES TALENTOS Y LANZANDO TODO SU DINERO EN JUGUETES Y MUÑECAS ES LO QUE SIGUE CON NOSOTROS ALIMENTOS EN LA MESA PARA DEJAR DE INTENTAR CONVERTIRSE EN MECÁMICO Y EMBARAZO.”

[thedemonofmusic-blog]

yahoo! are you ready to rock out with your socks out? do you like colorful, girl lovin’, fun havin’, master musicians? do you wanna meet your hero, Ibuki Mioda from Super Danganronpa 2? then have i got the semi-selective, private, and OC/crossover friendly Ibuki Mioda blog for you! smash that motherf*cking reblog and follow button for the time of your life.

[askmonokuma]

PROMO!

“Oh, so is this where all my former students scurried off to after their graduation? all of them blacken and spotless alike just happened to be drawn to this particular website how fascinating!”

“Though it isn’t like I don’t understand the appeal with such a widespread audience of obsessive and adoring fans, they could easily manipulate them into doing their bidding or even finally get all that pity they’ve ever dreamed of after preaching their tragic tales to the internet!”

“Anywho, I think that’s enough speculation for now as their former principal I am very eager to see what productive and not so productive members of society they’ve grown into! so it’d be a massive help if you’d reblog this to get the word out thank you beary much! I look forward to our little class reunion pufufufu~”

[Like or Reblog if you’re interested in interecting with a non-selevtive ASK/RP Monokuma account!]

[hoshi-neko-hikari]

“Uwaaaah~! Teddy beaw!” Hikari smiled and hugged Monokuma, thinking he was a giant, talking teddy bear. “Kawaii~!”

[askmonokuma]

“HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SAY I’M NOT A TEDDY BEAR! I’M MONOK-” The animatronic bear’s initial response to the child’s sudden hug was to forcefully shove them off complain or even slash at the poor girl in an attempt to harm them y’know his typical M.O but considering the current situation being that he hasn’t explained any rules and secondly, even if he did the child is probably being far too young to understand them having exhausted his options they decided to take a different approach.  //Side note:Monokuma was soft to the touch, but under the heavy padding if hugged tight enough a harder material could be felt.// 

“Well, Heya there kiddo! now don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the compliment being ‘kawaii’ is the one goal in life as a mascot, but suddenly hugging strangers without permission is a biiiig~ mistake! it could lead to many ‘No nos’ and dangers, including death!”  

“But don’t worry I’m not dangerous even if I am a bear! Anyways, how about we start over? my name is Monokuma! what’s yours?”

@nekokitty21

[hoshi-neko-hikari]

“Oh! Gomenyasai!” She let go of him after he said hugging him without permission was a big no-no. “Hikari name hikari, nya. Nichu to meetchu, Monokuma, nya.” She giggled cutely.

[askmonokuma]

The robotic bear would briefly become completely stiff and motionless almost as if it went into some type of standby mode, but it didn’t last long before it sprung back to life. “Um, so your name is ‘Hikari’ ... is there any reason in particular why you’re not being accompanied by a parent, guardian or sibling?”

@nekokitty21​

[the-lying-mastermind]

"Maaaaaaaybe~ Despair Lies? No, no you've claimed to despise lies.. perhaps Despair-Truth? Puhupuhupuhu.." [askmonokuma]

“Nope and nope! Good try, but that ain’t it! It’s something that I reeeeeally love! I’m surprised no one has said it yet. But, hi Monokuma! Wasn’t expectin’ ya to be here!”

// @askmonokuma

[askmonokuma]

“Drats! and there I was thinking I was so clever..”

“Though I can’t help but wonder what really was the answer…? what is the one other major thing that brings joy and entertainment into even the mastermind if not despair? Maybe, just.. Maybe the true answer is the friends we made along the way! Yep, I’m totally not wrong, I just happened to find the deeper truth.”

“Anywho, believe it or not I didn’t really care about that stupid guessing game I’m actually here to check out our newly revealed Mastermind! Soooo… whatcha doin’?”

@the-lying-mastermind​

[the-lying-mastermind]

“N’awww, don’t worry Mono! It’s taking the others a long time to figure it out. Though, despair is one part of the password, if that makes ya a little bit more happy, nishishi!~”

He giggles lightly to himself, before going to rock back and fourth on his heels, looking down at the headmaster himself. He then tilts his head a little bit, before shrugging lightly, “Eh, nothing much really. I’ve just been talking to people and everything! It’s really surprising how easily annoyed people can be, like damn! Buuuut, i’ve actually been thinking of going to bomb some place up later! ..Whatcha doin’ other than talking to me?”

[askmonokuma]

“You’re absolutely right! people are so overly sensitive nowadays the slightest suggestion of something they aren’t fond of can send them to tears or burst of anger with just the power of words! back in the good old times it’d take nothing short of murder to upset someone to that degree. Puhupuhupuhu~”

“And as for what I’m doing? Well, I’m enthusiastically making preparations for an even more extremely exhilarating blood-pumpingly hopelessly despair inducing games of mutual killings that’d make the previous look like a corny family sitcom of course! though since that answer is sorta plain and you’re also rooting for team despair, I’ll letcha in on a little secret.. I’m actually cooking up something so horrifically, hopelessly despair inducing it’d put even the tragedy to shame.”

“Okay, that was a lie, but the truth is I haven’t been doing anything remotely productive or interesting recently whatsoever! in fact the only thing I’ve done since my last game of mutual killing is investigating ironically, chatting with all these dupes, doubles and doppelgangers that suddenly started to populate the streets really has my curiosity peaked, especially the ones of those who have died, such as yourself.”

The robotic mascot would briefly become completely stiff and motionless almost as if it went into some type of standby mode, but it didn’t last long before it sprung back to life sitting down shortly before speaking again.  “Now that I’ve finally said it out loud that sounded really sad like an old washed up celebrity whose living far past their prime desperately clinging onto to what little relevance they have left... But that bomb thing sure does sounds interesting!”

@the-lying-mastermind​

[str0ng-fuj1saki]

askmonokuma‌:

“You want power…? YOU WANT POWER?! YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE POWER!!”

“ B-but… I-I want power… please let me have power, Monokuma! I can handle the power! “

[askmonokuma]

“NO! NUH-UH! NOT HAPPENIN’ SWEETHEART! IF WE GIVE YOU EVEN A FRACTION OF THAT POWER YOU’D STOP BEING BABY AND WE’D STOP SELLING BODY PILLOWS TO LONELY MIDDLE AGED MEN! WE STILL HAVE A BOTTOM LINE TO REACH IN MERCH SALES!”

[str0ng-fuj1saki]

“ I don’t want to be baby anymore! I want POWER! “

[askmonokuma]

“You want power...? YOU WANT POWER?! YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE POWER!!”

[feed-your-inbox]

Send in a 🤔 to see a current thought in my muse’s head.

See what my muse is thinking about!

[askmonokuma]

Name: Saburo Kusanagi. Talent: High School Author (Specializes in Murder Mystery.)

KUSANAGI HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY.

TIME FOR THE PUNISHMENT!

Kusanagi is seen alone in a small, cramped room the only objects decorating the room being a messy cluttered desk covered in rejecting balled up manuscripts along with a cheap looking office chair that Kusanagi was sitting in a metal glove looking device could see attached to his arm the camera pans to the door beside him a small note coming out of the door’s mail slot.

The camera zooms onto the letter revealing large messy red text. 

“CRUSHING DEADLINES”

Ultimate Author Saburo Kusanagi Execution:Executed

MUSIC PLAYING

Angry chattering could be heard coming from the door its heavily implied to be a publisher pestering Kusanagi to hurry up on the book, Kusanagi anxiously grabs a nearby pen off the desk and begins writing onto the blank sheet of paper as he starts to get further along with the script the walls of the room begin to slowly close in on him, he slows down his writing before stopping completely closing his eyes as he braces for his fate, but against his will he’d begin writing again the metal glove like mechanism forcing him to as the room becomes smaller and smaller the metal glove would force him to write faster and would become tighter and tighter crushing his arm and hand pink blood gushing out of it Kusanagiis shown hyperventilating as his right hand continued to write dramatically onto the blank page in a reference to the ‘Potato Chip’ scene from Death Note blood gushing and spewing out of his arm as he swings it as the page is finally finished the room’s walls completely close in on him crushing Kusanagi along with everything else within the room the crunching of bones and gushes of blood can be heard. The walls would once again slowly pull out to their original placements while being flipped to the other non-blood covered side, the floor would also be flipped another identical cluttered desk and office chair being in the room as if nothing had happened a well dressed Monokuma wearing a suit, tie and glasses angrily bust down the door, but after realizing the room is empty appears visibly confused a question mark appearing over his head as he scratches it.  

@thenihilistofthevoid

[askmonokuma]

PROMO!

“Oh, so is this where all my former students scurried off to after their graduation? all of them blacken and spotless alike just happened to be drawn to this particular website how fascinating!”

“Though it isn’t like I don’t understand the appeal with such a widespread audience of obsessive and adoring fans, they could easily manipulate them into doing their bidding or even finally get all that pity they’ve ever dreamed of after preaching their tragic tales to the internet!”

“Anywho, I think that’s enough speculation for now as their former principal I am very eager to see what productive and not so productive members of society they’ve grown into! so it’d be a massive help if you’d reblog this to get the word out thank you beary much! I look forward to our little class reunion pufufufu~”

[Like or Reblog if you’re interested in interecting with a non-selevtive ASK/RP Monokuma account!]

[hoshi-neko-hikari]

“Uwaaaah~! Teddy beaw!” Hikari smiled and hugged Monokuma, thinking he was a giant, talking teddy bear. “Kawaii~!”

[askmonokuma]

“HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SAY I’M NOT A TEDDY BEAR! I’M MONOK-” The animatronic bear’s initial response to the child’s sudden hug was to forcefully shove them off complain or even slash at the poor girl in an attempt to harm them y’know his typical M.O but considering the current situation being that he hasn’t explained any rules and secondly, even if he did the child is probably being far too young to understand them having exhausted his options they decided to take a different approach.  //Side note:Monokuma was soft to the touch, but under the heavy padding if hugged tight enough a harder material could be felt.// 

"Well, Heya there kiddo! now don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the compliment being ‘kawaii’ is the one goal in life as a mascot, but suddenly hugging strangers without permission is a biiiig~ mistake! it could lead to many ‘No nos’ and dangers, including death!”  

“But don’t worry I’m not dangerous even if I am a bear! Anyways, how about we start over? my name is Monokuma! what’s yours?”

@nekokitty21

[rpmemegenshikkaku]

Send “I swore I used a repel!” To encounter my muse as a wild pokemon

Alternatively, send “Repel has Worn Off!” for the opposite

[the-lying-mastermind]

"Maaaaaaaybe~ Despair Lies? No, no you've claimed to despise lies.. perhaps Despair-Truth? Puhupuhupuhu.." [askmonokuma]

“Nope and nope! Good try, but that ain’t it! It’s something that I reeeeeally love! I’m surprised no one has said it yet. But, hi Monokuma! Wasn’t expectin’ ya to be here!”

// @askmonokuma

[askmonokuma]

“Drats! and there I was thinking I was so clever..”

“Though I can’t help but wonder what really was the answer...? what is the one other major thing that brings joy and entertainment into even the mastermind if not despair? Maybe, just.. Maybe the true answer is the friends we made along the way! Yep, I’m totally not wrong, I just happened to find the deeper truth.”

“Anywho, believe it or not I didn’t really care about that stupid guessing game I’m actually here to check out our newly revealed Mastermind! Soooo... whatcha doin’?”

@the-lying-mastermind​