Cigarettes and Harsh Words

you can call me ea because i'm ea-nough

[elegant-agent]

[shiverandqueeef]

how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)

[your-dads-filing-cabinet]

@/teaboot

[teaboot]

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

[theatsthetic]

A comic about cavemen.

[enki2]

[benzohoarder]

[figural]

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

[minothtime]

Basically, a translation could be:

I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard

[liminalweirdo]

translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[funtergeist]

[br1ghtestlight]

spent MONTHS looking for this stupid tumblr post bcuz i constantly want to reference it and it wouldn't come up no matter what i searched despite it being (what i thought) was a popular well-known tumblr post only to find that the original blog turned off reblogs and deactivated and that it only got 12k notes total. but im posting it anyway to preserve its legacy

[elegant-agent]

when i'm happy i say bitches love my adventures

when i'm sad i say this time i'm really going to amazing digital do it

[pankendev]

they got pussy on this app?

[furryparadises]

Gold in the comments

[castlerobin]

[kittensnax]

[stateownedslut]

You're hot as hell. Can i dm you? I'm not a fascist.

The young woman's micro-blog loads on your screen.

PERCEPTION [Trivial: Success] - This *is* an attractive one.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Easy: Success] - It's been too long. Your flesh craves hers.

SUGGESTION [Trivial: Success] - Slide into her DMs right now.

YOU - They're closed.

SUGGESTION [Medium: Success] - Has that ever been a problem for us?

VOLITION [Challenging: Success] - Get in her ask-box instead.

YOU - What would I even say?

ENCYCLOPEDIA [Medium: Success] - This one's a *Communard*.

RHETORIC [Godly: Failure]

- "You're hot as hell."

- "Can I DM you?"

- "I'm not a fascist."

[kittensnax]

oh my cog. ANOTHER loose screw AND a malfunction in the steam chamber? I simply MUST repair my amazing dirigible's sprockets

[elegant-agent]

that's sick = good

you're sick = bad

sick as fuck = good

sick as shit = bad

[mr-deep-downer]

sicker than a dog: you’re fucked beyond fucked

[a-very-large-pile-of-hats]

[inafightwithgod]

fanart

[a-very-large-pile-of-hats]

hey op here this is the best thing i’ve ever seen

[calciifer]

Me too

[a-very-large-pile-of-hats]

hey. it’s me again. this brought me to the verge of tears. i love this. thank you

[hollowknight-heritage-posts]

Hollow Knight Heritage Post

[silksong-when]

we gotta collect all the art mediums

[a-very-large-pile-of-hats]

A

[squidking220]

[steve-of-the-woods]

[official-megumin]

@a-sentient-cup

[savedgame]

[crunchbarfromthegrocerystore]

I hate saying that I watch breaking bad because I don't wanna be associated with those freaks :)

[rettoujoutou-deactivated2025112]

you draw fanart of school shooters i think you have other things to worry about

[rettoujoutou-deactivated2025112]

i killed them

[pistol-kitten]

do not. blaze your taylor swift marvel fanart onto my dash