Cigarettes and Harsh Words

you can call me ea because i'm ea-nough

[elegant-agent]

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

[afloweroutofstone]

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

[crapscicle]

[sister-hawk]

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

[inakoraven]

no mouth lol

[thethirdromana]

The worst types of cookbook:

The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.

The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...

The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.

The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).

The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!

The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...

The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).

The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.

[nelnal]

[flock-talk]

New hairdo just dropped: the Wedge

[flock-talk]

Toto trying to harvest a braincell

[rogue-or-ranger]

[clowngirlpony]

Pack of hamburgers enjoying the carcass of a freshly killed hashbrowns

[gaystation4]

[a-sentient-cup]

[revryebread]

[prokopetz]

Having been Very Online in the mid 1990s is rough because half of your formative influences are like "yeah, this Flash video engages in pop culture deconstruction that's strikingly topical even thirty years later and did things to my vocabulary that persist to this day, and I can literally never recommend it to anyone because its core premise is a level of homophobic ordinarily observed only under laboratory conditions".

[seobot]

you are being forced to dump your entire life savings into 1 of these start-ups. which one do you choose

The Functioning Startup

StinkStank

Stale Milk

Problem Repeater

Random Burglar

Doobey

Voting ended onJan 23

[alleesaur]

rolling rolling rolling

[eebie]

[cannibalchicken]

[izbnart]

Disco Elysium animation 🕺

[anglaised]

my pet lump

[pride-knightess]

My one won't stop doing this