Ask Ribbit And Jax

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This changes too often just deal with it…

Things are getting bored around here so until episode 7…

I’m tagging all of the comics with “comic” so people can easily find them!

NEW GALAXY DESIGN

Original pinned post under cut

Yes this ask blog has its own intense lore.“Soooo… our story takes place a bit after episode 6!”

“Whatever happens in 7,8, and 9 for you guys is not our problem.”

“Yeah, ‘Why am I here?’… I came back from abstraction.”

“oH thaTs boRinG! I wAnTeD the StoRy tO- we don’t care.”

“…If you have anymore questions just comment them or send an ask. Okay, bye bye!!”

“Oh yeah. We also have a kid together… THAT WE’RE NOT PARENTS TO, JUST TAKING CARE OF!!!”

“Okay okay… I’ll clarify. we ARE parents to.”

Spaghetti n meatballs

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Hey ribbit, are you a little worried about jax abstracting?

“Not abstracting but… it’s kind of obvious Jax is hiding a lot about hi- theirself. I am a little worried.”

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why are yall leaving kaufmo out of this 💔

I started making a comic where Kaufmo unabstracted and just never finished it uhm………. I’ll finish it sometime

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Ok I was gonna wait a bit, but ya Anons need to cool it. Let J take the time he/she may need to figure out their gender. Don't force it. Jax, take all the time you need to rest and figure it out. I've seen enough timelines to know you will be supported regardless of your decision. Got it? Got it.

“I don’t understand why you guys think there’s something to figure out! That dumb show is seperate from this universe! You’re all delusional! I’m a guy!”

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I think you should talk to her

“I won’t talk to her until you guys stop being weird.”

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ribbit your wife is lying to herself and need to figure something out. Maybe help her out

“Jax has been avoiding Galaxy and I… And everyone else.”

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Hey Ribbit, I think you gotta sit down and have a chat with your wife

“Ribbit doesn’t have a wife.”

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RIBBIT YOU NEED TO CRACK YOUR MOTHERFUCKING WIFE'S EGG RIGHT NOW

“It’ll happen soon enough.”

“Don’t crack my head open like an egg.”

“It’ll happen someday. He’s a bit stupid.”

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Well well well. If it isn't another alternate timeline. Nice to see you got a happy ending Jax. You as well Ribs. You don't need to know who I am. Just think of me as a passerby who lives by their unhinged whims. I may speak with you more later if you are both lucky. If I don't, be thankful for our meeting now.

“Thank you…”

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RIBBITTTTT-

if jax gets pregnant...

what are ya doin?

AND DON'T ANSWER FOR THEM JAX

“He can’t get pregnant… I guess if it did happen it wouldn’t be my choice to decide what to do? What would yo-“

“Abort it.”

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Galaxy I think there is something your mom needs to tell you or figure out for herself

Anyways byeeee!! And jax you look amazing with a bow on and dress *disappears*

“Mom? You mean RIBBIT right?”

(Ribbit takes off their bow and puts it on Jax’s head)

“You do look amazing.”

(She kisses Jax on the cheek)

“OHHHH!”

“DON’T ‘OH’ ME! GO TO YOUR ROOM!”

“Hehehe!”

(She ran out)

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I meant mom

“The plush meant dad.”

“Jax? Why do they keep saying that?”

“They’re weird.”

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Happy birthday Ribbit (If I read your post right)

“Thank you!”

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hey galaxy!!!

did you know your dad mom can play piano?!

(The mom is jax)

“Why are you calling him mom? Uh… he played a song in Auntie Ragatha’s room once, yeah.”

“They meant dad.”

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Ribbit?

. . .

You're not real.

You're not...

@couldnt-care-less-offical

“Piss off. This isn’t your universe.”

“Jax! That’s another you!”

“It’s not me, who cares.”

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hey jax is it true you can play the piano?

“Yeah but… not really. I only know like two songs.”

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You didn’t see that that was meant for my main