Have you seen February or Bug?
Nope! but i'd be willing to bet they're together. Febs is probably puking her guts out or something.

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Have you seen February or Bug?
Nope! but i'd be willing to bet they're together. Febs is probably puking her guts out or something.
ROACH!!!!! *tackel hugs* You're so fuzzy!!!! I'm trying to tackel hug everyone on tumblr. Kthanksbye! *runs off*
WOAH! oh hello there! I'm all for hugs, but mind the wings please. :)
ROACH... WOULD YOU GIVVE ME A Ring Pop if we got maRRIED? BEECuZ I REalLY WANt OEN, adn I REallY love YOOOOOU.
sure, if i knew where to find one. haha i love you too, human.
I'm both, sometimes I'm just too damn lazy to sign in, you know?
oh i see, well party on gwen!
ROOACHH. I WAS THERE DRINKINGG, AnD.. I REAaaZLIZED That I LOVE YOU SOSOOoo much! WHY WEREn"T YOU THERE, aDn WHY DOnt you LOVEE Me???
I LOVE YOU TOO! I was not drinking, i had to bartend and be sober. but i'm here!
This is so hilarious. XD Lt. Gwen
are you the real lt.gwen? cause there is one with a username, and one is and anonbot like you.but i am glad you are enjoying these shenanigans.
roaahch pour meanotHheR, kid. i ain't gettinenuff of your sahltytdogs
Here, have a couple!
The robot I sent to Puff Planet never came back, so you're going to have to keep them coming strong tonight purple floating bug. There are some supermegafoxyawesomehot girls here and I want to make sure they all get a tour of the Junior Space-Claw master suite...
Yes sir! Good luck with your mission. I'll send up some *special* drinks that wil get the job done, if you know what I mean.
What does arpleberry taste like? I'm underage so I'll be needing one :/ Lt. Gwen
Arples (technically not a berry) taste like juicy cantomelons with a hint of tang. If you'll be needing a drink at the party, I can whip you up a virgin Arpletini. note: it will not taste like an APPLE tini.
yes yes, I will be bartending. Here's a list of some drinks I think you guys might like. Drunk Snail: Green Slime MegaGirl: High Octane Black Russian Krayonder: Sex on the Beach Taz: Adios Motherfucker Up: Salty Dog February: Complete Mess Tootsie: Farmer's Cocktail Specs: Warp Core Breach Bug: Bumble Bee Pincer: Brain Cocktail Junior: Exxtaacy>
Will you marry me?
give me three good reasons and i will consider it.
How much roach could a roach roach roach if a roach roach could roach roach?
5. wait what? Roach is a verb?
Do you wear shoes?
no? i have no need of shoes.
What is your favorite Ke$ha song?
i feel like this is a question for Drunk Snail. I listen to REAL music. the Classics. Bug got me into his favorite band "Blink 182". serious classic rock.
Do you think Pincer and Commander Up are made for each other?
wha.... what? i'm not sure what you're talking about. Up is on the other side of the cave from where I am, so I have no idea what is going on over there...
Why is your name Roach if you're not a cockroach?
I'm not sure. you should ask my mom. or one of my 10 million older brothers.
What is your favorite food?
ARPLES! I believe I posted a picture of them a while ago.