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((important mod post))

(( to the people who still send me asks: THANK YOU BUT… I’ve barely updated since 2018 and I think it’s time to accept that that is NOT going to change anytime soon. Or ever. I’m probably gonna close asks for this blog within the next few days and leave it up as an archive for you guys (even though I hate most of the stuff on here lol) since I know people still like to see the art on this page. Feel free to send ur last regards to the ask box while it’s still open.)) ((Thank you all so much for the support throughout these past 5(?!!) years. I appreciated every one of you!!!)) ((I’ll add onto this post when I close the ask box. Ciao!))

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I had a lot of fun answering all of your questions! Remember to love each other, everyone <3

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((important mod post))

(( to the people who still send me asks: THANK YOU BUT… I’ve barely updated since 2018 and I think it’s time to accept that that is NOT going to change anytime soon. Or ever. I’m probably gonna close asks for this blog within the next few days and leave it up as an archive for you guys (even though I hate most of the stuff on here lol) since I know people still like to see the art on this page. Feel free to send ur last regards to the ask box while it’s still open.)) ((Thank you all so much for the support throughout these past 5(?!!) years. I appreciated every one of you!!!)) ((I’ll add onto this post when I close the ask box. Ciao!))

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((important mod post))

(( to the people who still send me asks: THANK YOU BUT... I’ve barely updated since 2018 and I think it’s time to accept that that is NOT going to change anytime soon. Or ever. I’m probably gonna close asks for this blog within the next few days and leave it up as an archive for you guys (even though I hate most of the stuff on here lol) since I know people still like to see the art on this page. Feel free to send ur last regards to the ask box while it’s still open.)) ((Thank you all so much for the support throughout these past 5(?!!) years. I appreciated every one of you!!!)) ((I’ll add onto this post when I close the ask box. Ciao!))

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Wow! If I was a dog, I wouldn’t have to worry about being swatted anymore... 

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IT’S THE FAQ (FOR MOBILE USERS THIS TIME!)

IS SHRIGNOLD HOMOPHOBIC?

Yes. He is extremely homophobic. It’s cult brainwashing guys, like literal actual brainwashing. Whether Shrignold himself is actually as ruler straight as he lets on is debatable though– Bernold seemed much more openminded…

What about trans/NB/bi/pan people?

As long as your relationship seems straight to him he’s fine with it. Although since there is absolutely no logical basis in his belief (THIS IS A CULT AFTER ALL) it’s a case-by-case basis a lot of the time. Very flippy-floppy. Very problematic. NB people in relationships confuse him and make his head hurt so he ignores them.

Try not to worry too much about it. You really shouldn’t be looking for validation from an evil cult leader anyways. I mean, he kidnaps kids! Seriously. He gives terrible advice.

Hey, Mod, are you…… umm….. homoph–

No one has asked this question yet but let me make this clear right now before they do: NO!!!!!! I AM PLAYING A CHARACTER!!!

Can I join the love cult?

Probably! Just as long as you’re willing to give up your life in the name of King Malcolm. Please join the line of the 400 other people who’ve asked.

Can I be Shrignold’s Special One?

Probably not. His game might be down at the moment, but even Shrignold isn’t much for dating random strangers.

Can I give Shrignold a hug please?

Yes! But I probably won’t draw you a reply for this :( I get this ask often and it would get very repetitive if I responded to all of them. I really appreciate them though!! Please be careful when hugging. He is small.

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I hope you like this (sorry I can’t draw unibrows). Love your art work 😊.

I love it!! Thank you very much friend :) 

((mod says thank u too!!!))

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I tried my best

Oh my!! I love the pink heart antennae... Maybe I should get mine done like that too? Teehe!

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Oh, I’m used to being hit by flyswatters at this point, haha!

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Someone gone.

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IT’S THE FAQ (FOR MOBILE USERS THIS TIME!)

IS SHRIGNOLD HOMOPHOBIC?

Yes. He is extremely homophobic. It’s cult brainwashing guys, like literal actual brainwashing. Whether Shrignold himself is actually as ruler straight as he lets on is debatable though– Bernold seemed much more openminded…

What about trans/NB/bi/pan people?

As long as your relationship seems straight to him he’s fine with it. Although since there is absolutely no logical basis in his belief (THIS IS A CULT AFTER ALL) it’s a case-by-case basis a lot of the time. Very flippy-floppy. Very problematic. NB people in relationships confuse him and make his head hurt so he ignores them.

Try not to worry too much about it. You really shouldn’t be looking for validation from an evil cult leader anyways. I mean, he kidnaps kids! Seriously. He gives terrible advice.

Hey, Mod, are you…… umm….. homoph–

No one has asked this question yet but let me make this clear right now before they do: NO!!!!!! I AM PLAYING A CHARACTER!!!

Can I join the love cult?

Probably! Just as long as you’re willing to give up your life in the name of King Malcolm. Please join the line of the 400 other people who’ve asked.

Can I be Shrignold’s Special One?

Probably not. His game might be down at the moment, but even Shrignold isn’t much for dating random strangers.

Can I give Shrignold a hug please?

Yes! But I probably won’t draw you a reply for this :( I get this ask often and it would get very repetitive if I responded to all of them. I really appreciate them though!! Please be careful when hugging. He is small.

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((THE FAQ HAS BEEN CREATED.))

((HURRAY!))

((EDIT: NOW W A MOBILE LINK!))

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Well, since you asked nicely... ;) <3

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Shriggy, What's Your Opinion On Lamp? (and question for mod! what do you call lamp? Lance? Larry? honestly i call him Lance)

((Mod calls all the characters by their canonical names! Or at least as close as I can get to them. So: Yellow Guy, Red Guy, Duck Guy(although sometimes i revert to calling him Birdman, one of his old unofficial nicknames), Sketchbook, Tony, Shrignold, and Colin.I believe the food group’s official names are Steak Guy, Spinach Can, Bread Boy and Fridge. But I’m not entirely sure. I don’t think Lamp ever got a name... So i just call him Lamp...))

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[* a wild lesbian seems to want to join the love cult yet refuses to leave her girlfren-]

((Yeah, I’m making that FAQ.))

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CAN SOMEONE TEACH SHRIG ABOUT GAY LESBIAN ECT

((Ok, I know I never post here and I’m really sorry but honestly asks like this are part of the reason why. I’ve made it clear before that Shrignold only accepts het relationships as “proper” bc of his cult brainwashing. It’s really shitty I know, but I’m trying to be as in-character as I can on this blog so that means a billion anons screaming at him otherwise probably will NOT change his mind. All it does is clog my inbox and make it way harder for me to find questions I can actually put effort into answering))((I’m sorry if this comes off as mean. I’m already very demotivated to work on this blog since DHMIS isn’t one of my primary interests anymore but all the repeated asks REAAALLY don’t help. I should really make a FAQ or something, but I dunno if anyone would bother reading)) ((By the way, Anon, don’t feel too bad cause I wasn’t trying to call you out in particular. Your ask was just the most recent of this type I got))((Sorry for being such a downer today guys. I’m tired.))

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((Oh, and while I’m here, can I ask you guys not to send me like. Super personal vent asks?? I honestly don’t know what you want me to do with them. Especially when they’re off-anon. I’m not a professional???? I am not qualified to give out advice for stuff like that????? I’m just the mod for evil cultist butterfly man.. It puts me in a really awkward position and it’s kind of unfair to unload that on me with no warning!! Ok I’m done sorry again for no updates u-u))

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CAN SOMEONE TEACH SHRIG ABOUT GAY LESBIAN ECT

((Ok, I know I never post here and I’m really sorry but honestly asks like this are part of the reason why. I’ve made it clear before that Shrignold only accepts het relationships as “proper” bc of his cult brainwashing. It’s really shitty I know, but I’m trying to be as in-character as I can on this blog so that means a billion anons screaming at him otherwise probably will NOT change his mind. All it does is clog my inbox and make it way harder for me to find questions I can actually put effort into answering))((I’m sorry if this comes off as mean. I’m already very demotivated to work on this blog since DHMIS isn’t one of my primary interests anymore but all the repeated asks REAAALLY don’t help. I should really make a FAQ or something, but I dunno if anyone would bother reading)) ((By the way, Anon, don’t feel too bad cause I wasn’t trying to call you out in particular. Your ask was just the most recent of this type I got))((Sorry for being such a downer today guys. I’m tired.))