Ask Spike the Turtle

Hello, my name is Spike. I am the pet turtle of Raphael Hamato. Questions are welcome in exchange for lettuce, or strawberries.

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Raph plz

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Things that could have been in TMNT: Raphael/April

"I don’t know what it is about her, Spike… it just feels like she gets me, y’know?”

[elizabethhamato]

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What do you think of the new header? 

[baraturts]

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Just like old times, eh Master Raph?...uh-Master Raphael?

[ope-i-tried]

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Prepare to be shell-shocked.

[temperamental-turtlearchive-dea]

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“They never understood ya. Not like me.”

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What is your favorite memory of Raphael??

Art by dragona15.deviantart.com

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Hi Spike, do any of the other turtles, Splinter, or April spend time with you and/or take care of you? Also you are the cutest turtle I've ever seen.

Besides, in the near future you may change your mind.

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Umm...Master Raphael. If something were to say, happen, to Leonardo, what would you do?

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[skalja]

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Visit Original Link

Catchy isn't it?

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To be strong is not simply the ability to lift tremendous weights or prove victorious in a fight. To be strong is to realize that you are not invincible and to have the courage to let others see you at your most vulnerable so they may help. For it is a testament of true strength to share our secrets with another despite any uncertainties. 

This lesson was a difficult one for my Master to learn, but he prevailed and it has changed him for the better.

[raph-the-muscle]

Any other weapon besides your Sais??

Well, let me see here…….

YEP!!

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Master Raphael...I worry about your unusually intense love of lethal weapons.

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We love you too Master Raphael.

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"…is that a cardboard cutout of Thor?"

"HE HAD A THING NOW DO YOU WANT THE DAMN DORITO OR NOT"

omg im gomen this stopped being funny after i had more than two hours of sleep but it’s been on my hard drive since i saw iron man 3 so i quickly finished and posted it

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This whole thing is both amazing and accurate.

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SHDFKEOGNWOG OMFG THIS IS HILARIOUS.