The Star Alchemist Cafe

The Celestial Space Cow has her cafe open for visitors and the curious guest's questions as well! Kick up your feet, order a drink, and get to know the curious owner!

[askthecafecow]

[vonvuuu]

How to draw Expressions on Caine!

[insomniacrori]

THERE

Cannot be explained any better than that!

Excellent tutorial

[prettymachine]

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

We've all gotten just a bit too comfortable being jerks to strangers on the internet I think

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

So I've hidden this reply, both because it's obnoxious and because I don't want the person who wrote it being harassed for it, but I need you to understand: I don't know you. We are not friends. This is not fun or cute, we are not sharing a charming joke together. You are just being an asshole.

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

literally that is what the post is about, I am saying people should be less eager to jump on any chance to be snarky and rude to total strangers on the internet

[sidedere]

DID THE JOURNAL FACTORY FUCKING EXPLODE???

you said it yourself: you're looking to vent it LITERALLY ANYWHERE

so vent it somewhere private. or at least not literally aimed AT another person, a total stranger at that

Like, this reblogger sounds so insanely self centered in their reblog. notice how both options focus on how being rude would affect THEM. "B has no consequences for me so it's perfectly fine to do"

(the only reason I didn't show their username in the screenshot is because, given how self victimizing they sound in their reblog, I believe that, if I did show their username, suddenly online stuff wouldn't seem so inconsequential to them and they'd accuse me of sending harrassment their way and putting them in danger)

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

You said it better than I could. Of all the inane and ridiculous things I've seen in my notes because of this post, "I NEED to say fuck you to strangers or I will literally die" is certainly one of them

[homunculus-argument]

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

[thekijs]

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

[weaselle]

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

[askthecafecow]

Final week for the Twitch CotL Stream!

I'm so excited that we're in the long stretch and I'll be streaming everyday for Max Participation!

Hope to see you all there!

[possessable]

also one time i tried to type "Well hello, gorgeous slicks back my hair" and did it so bad that the last part somehow ended up as "steeps back my wasses" and now i can't stop saying it.

steeps back my wasses. steeps. i'm steeping. steeping on my wasses.

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

Unrequited love

[eldritchbauble]

Food stamps may stop in November if the shutdown continues. This may be a good time to look into food banks, kitchens, meal trains, and discount markets and programs for outdated foods if you are depending on SNAP.

[eldritchbauble]

As it stands, SNAP benefits end October 31st.

There's at least one regional org where we live doing a massive food drive in response, so we'll be participating. I'm openly asking anyone who can help out to do the same for your local communities.

[littleoblivions]

findhelp.org is a resource that can help you find food banks/pantries in your area

[fagmyers]

Find your local free fridges as well! I would say all large cities have multiple now, most have instagram pages, but googling "city/state free fridge" works.

Find where they are and take your leftovers to them (unopened/not eaten from) like canned items you won't eat, drinks, snacks you didn't want, extra soup from your batch, extra oatmilk if you made too much, etc. Someone will eat the pack of Ramen in the flavor you didn't enjoy, and they will be glad they found it.

And if you own your home OR have a driveway/curb that's yours and a spare shelf/fridge/freezer make your own!

As well, if you won't have access to food you like or know how to cook use websites like:

Easy recipes using ingredients you already have in the kitchen.

[il0veyoutoo]

It's nice whenever i log back in to this account every once in a while and see people still liking my stuff. I got a better scanner a while ago (i'll link it later) so i want to repost some older drawings that were victim to my bad photography

[stark-alchemy]

Welcome to another evening of Cult Giveaway shenanigans and revelry! I hope to see my new followers giving me aid or destruction in tonight's stream!

Twitch

[askthecafecow]

[askthecafecow]

WERE LIVE RIGHT NOW!!!

COME JOIN THE CULT IF YOU DARE

[transbian-stoner]

"I don't like JRK but I still love Harry Potter"

You have blood on your hands

Burn your fucking Harry Potter merch or be burned with it.

I'm fucking livid.

[askthecafecow]

I still have my old books. I plan on recycling them into something new for my art as an LGBT person. I'm not comfortable outright burning books, but recycle them and turn them into something beautiful for the LGBTQIA+ community or recycle them period. Fuck this lady.

Don't go to the movies. Don't go to the park. Don't buy new or old books. Don't purchase anything that JK Rawling has made past or present. We know the money is going DIRECTLY to hurt the Trans community. She's said it and her actions prove it.

[imclou]

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Prowler's Gauntlet

[technovillain]

Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

[cloudfilledpillow]

How do you know if you love someone?

Please zoom in guys 🙏😭 I put way too much details for them to go unnoticed

[house-full-of-spiders]

GUYS THIS ART

[estrogenblast]

This is so fucking funny