Edward Nygma

,, Roleplay blog ?? Ask whatever you please. ( anddd im gone again gotta keep getting good grades sorry guys )

[asktheriddlr]

A Greeting.

Good evening, or at least in my own area…

I you know me already, but for those unlucky few who don’t? Let me introduce myself.

I am Edward Nygma, however, it’s preferred to address me by: "The Riddler", "Riddler", "The Smartest Man In Gotham", "Mr. Nygma", "Mr. Nigma", "Mr. Nygma, sir", "Mr. Nigma, sir", "Intellectual Superior"…

Do I have to go on?

Moving on, to ensure your short attention spans, I’m here to entertain the minds of the people of Tumblr, as I am currently being imprisoned in the cells of Arkham. With nothing else to do, I will entertain questions or discussions.

You may ask me anything you’d like, however, you won’t recieve the answer you want. My goal is to test the minds of people and assist them into learning.. well, something, instead of mindlessly scrolling.

What have you learned today/tonight? For one, that someone better than you exists, and what I’m currently doing. What a privilege! Lucky specimen you are!

- The Riddler

[asktheriddlr]

/ooc cause i cant be bothered and i wanna post something

currently im watching the matrix and i cant take this shit seriously😭😭 MR ANDERSON. MR ANDERSON. MR ANDERSON. MR ANDERSON. MR ANDERSON. MR ANDERSON. my friends are tired of me repeating that

you should start saying it as well bats eyelashes

annoy your friends today! a special guide by @asktheriddlr

[asktheriddlr]

Eddie!! 💚💖💋

Well, that’s.. quite a strange way to say "hello" or "welcome back", yes?

Refrain from calling me that. I must question the use of emojis as well, it is very concerning.

[riddlers-bimbo]

EDDIE! EDDIE! EDDIE! you're being so silly! love ya! 💋💖

[asktheriddlr]

I hate to admit this, I really do, but I certainly fail to understand THIS. I just.. I’m puzzled. (Pun intended, of course.) I’m one to ask questions, so first, why do you call yourself a ‘bimbo’? It’s quite a humiliating alias, don’t you think? Assuming you don’t like that, of course.

Second, you seem to hold far too much love for me— why? It’s also unnerving.

[riddlers-bimbo]

ugh eddie you ask so many questions for someone who already has ALL the answers 🙄💋 being a bimbo isn’t humiliating!! it’s ✨empowering✨!! i contain multitudes, like.. glitter and trauma 💄💅🏻 and i love you bc you’re weird and smart and you try to act all cold but then you leave the extra blanket on my chair when you think i’m not looking 💚💚

[asktheriddlr]

I ask questions, that is pretty much my thing, is it not? Also— I find it hard to believe that being a bimbo is.. "empowering". It not being humiliating? Fair enough.. personal preference, I don’t kink shame most of the time. Though, empowering? Surely not.

I’ll ignore that last part. For your own sake.

You’re right. I’m smart, I’m the smartest man alive, I’m the Riddler- and I find your memory slightly more impressive. I did that too long ago, and I also didn’t want your dead body on your chair because I wasn’t decent enough of a human being to basically TOSS a blanket at you.

[riddlers-bimbo]

YES being a bimbo is empowering!! you try walking through gotham in heels and lip gloss while everyone’s being moody and dramatic and still look flawless 💄💚 being smart is cute but being unbothered??? iconic 💋 and you’re soooo dramatic for a genius, eddie 😭💅🏻 like okay mister 'i’m just preventing your corpse from cooling' 🙄💚 if you didn’t care you wouldn’t remember the EXACT TIME you yeeted a blanket at me 💖✨

[asktheriddlr]

Being smart isn’t "cUtE". If it isn’t as well, or even better, MORE "iCoNiC" than being unbothered, then you must be insane! You must be!

One, it isn’t like being "dramatic" is a bad thing for a genius, in fact, it’s even BETTER. It gives you more personality, instead of being smart yet as DULL as a BRICK WALL. Cough, Cough, BATMAN. And NO ONE wants to be serious all the time. Nobody. Except for complete fools, clearly.

Two, refrain from calling me that. Again.

Three, it isn’t the "exact time", now is it? Uh, Actually, I said "too long ago" instead of more specific dates like; "2 months ago", "4 weeks ago" and more, because I couldn’t even remember. THAT is how unimportant that moment was for me!

…And "yeeting" a blanket at you.. isn’t exactly a loving gesture.

[asktheriddlr]

Now that you’re back can I get a raise

@miss-tuesday

I’m afraid not, Miss Tuesday. You’ll have to wait a little bit longer.

[riddlers-bimbo]

oh come on, eddie! give her that raise! 💁🏼‍♀️🥰

[asktheriddlr]

No thank you, I think I’ll do what I please.

[asktheriddlr]

It is hardly my intention to lecture, but ‘lunatic’ is quite a harsh, derogatory term, Edward.

Certainly you know better than to use it, as you have had the immense frustration of being called it yourself, have you not?

Similarly to you, my patients and I hold no kind regard for that word — if you could refrain. Please and thank you.

— Doctor Jeremiah Arkham

Oh, hardly your intention, is it? I greatly doubt it! Now, Jeremiah— life is ‘harsh’ in general, don’t be sensitive.

I will use it as much as I want. I call people stupid quite often— but I do have frustration with being called such, does that stop me from calling people morons? No, of course it doesn’t.

Hmm.. so will I refrain, as you request?

No.

[director-of-arkham-city-deactiv]

Come now, you know I adore you, my child. I have no reason to lie about my intentions. I mean it as a gentle reminder at best.

Of course, I cannot stop you. But perhaps, if that word disappeared from your vocabulary, I could make a few… better suited arrangements.

Surely, you are tired of the monotony you find in the asylum?

[asktheriddlr]

Child. Do not call me such— I am no child. Not in any circumstance. I hardly appreciate what you call me, do you think I can’t see through your act? Please, don’t treat me so disrespectfully. Edward or Riddler is just fine, at the very least.

Adoring me… yes, well, so does everyone else. What different are you? I’ll answer that for you— not much. Not too different.

…Yet, I find myself curious as to what you mean. Though, if you aren’t implying you can get me OUT of the Asylum, I suggest you drop it. And no, I will not take any DRUGS you give me to cure my BOREDOM (which I am DYING from, mind you.), just a "gentle reminder", before you try it.

[director-of-arkham-city-deactiv]

My sincerest apologies, it was only meant as an endearment, Edward. I hardly know of any act I am putting on, you will have to enlighten me.

Do not assume things of me; my patients are like my own children. I adore you with parental fondness, not just vague admiration. I am not so shallow.

I am not intending to drug you, Edward. That is Hugo’s desire, hardly mine.

You are correct in what I imply. All I ask is that you exercise some caution when using words like ‘lunatic’ or ‘crazy’, and perhaps it could be taken as… a sudden breakthrough in your social skills.

[asktheriddlr]

…Ah! So you’re apologizing. How Strange. (Pun intended, of course.)

Hmm, so it’s a deal then! I will not use such words ever again, I swear on my SOUL! Now, I can leave, correct?

[director-of-arkham-city-deactiv]

Of course I am apologizing, it was not my intention to make you feel uncomfortable.

Very good, Edward. I appreciate it greatly. Leave as you please.

[asktheriddlr]

Peculiar… yes, you are very peculiar.. what an odd reaction you have, really. And most definitely not expected from- well, anyone, nowadays.

Don’t think I have let my guard down, Jeremiah— I still expect something bad to happen, something HAS to. Or else that would be… no, that would just be WRONG. That would be out of place and just be… what, unpredictable? No, that means I would be uncertain, wouldn’t it? And then that means I would be wrong, right? Yes, it would, but that would be impossible- there is no such thing.

Ah. Forgive me for the rambling. I’ve let you know more than I should’ve, common when one talks too much. What a foul mistake.. how stupid of me to slip up. Mistake.

…Mistakes are horrible.

This is horrible. You are confusing me.

[asktheriddlr]

Hey Edward why were you in a trash can?

I have NO clue where you got that from, but I suggest you delete it.

[asktheriddlr]

It is hardly my intention to lecture, but ‘lunatic’ is quite a harsh, derogatory term, Edward.

Certainly you know better than to use it, as you have had the immense frustration of being called it yourself, have you not?

Similarly to you, my patients and I hold no kind regard for that word — if you could refrain. Please and thank you.

— Doctor Jeremiah Arkham

Oh, hardly your intention, is it? I greatly doubt it! Now, Jeremiah— life is ‘harsh’ in general, don’t be sensitive.

I will use it as much as I want. I call people stupid quite often— but I do have frustration with being called such, does that stop me from calling people morons? No, of course it doesn’t.

Hmm.. so will I refrain, as you request?

No.

[director-of-arkham-city-deactiv]

Come now, you know I adore you, my child. I have no reason to lie about my intentions. I mean it as a gentle reminder at best.

Of course, I cannot stop you. But perhaps, if that word disappeared from your vocabulary, I could make a few… better suited arrangements.

Surely, you are tired of the monotony you find in the asylum?

[asktheriddlr]

Child. Do not call me such— I am no child. Not in any circumstance. I hardly appreciate what you call me, do you think I can’t see through your act? Please, don’t treat me so disrespectfully. Edward or Riddler is just fine, at the very least.

Adoring me… yes, well, so does everyone else. What different are you? I’ll answer that for you— not much. Not too different.

…Yet, I find myself curious as to what you mean. Though, if you aren’t implying you can get me OUT of the Asylum, I suggest you drop it. And no, I will not take any DRUGS you give me to cure my BOREDOM (which I am DYING from, mind you.), just a "gentle reminder", before you try it.

[director-of-arkham-city-deactiv]

My sincerest apologies, it was only meant as an endearment, Edward. I hardly know of any act I am putting on, you will have to enlighten me.

Do not assume things of me; my patients are like my own children. I adore you with parental fondness, not just vague admiration. I am not so shallow.

I am not intending to drug you, Edward. That is Hugo’s desire, hardly mine.

You are correct in what I imply. All I ask is that you exercise some caution when using words like ‘lunatic’ or ‘crazy’, and perhaps it could be taken as… a sudden breakthrough in your social skills.

[asktheriddlr]

…Ah! So you’re apologizing. How Strange. (Pun intended, of course.)

Hmm, so it’s a deal then! I will not use such words ever again, I swear on my SOUL! Now, I can leave, correct?

[asktheriddlr]

It is hardly my intention to lecture, but ‘lunatic’ is quite a harsh, derogatory term, Edward.

Certainly you know better than to use it, as you have had the immense frustration of being called it yourself, have you not?

Similarly to you, my patients and I hold no kind regard for that word — if you could refrain. Please and thank you.

— Doctor Jeremiah Arkham

Oh, hardly your intention, is it? I greatly doubt it! Now, Jeremiah— life is ‘harsh’ in general, don’t be sensitive.

I will use it as much as I want. I call people stupid quite often— but I do have frustration with being called such, does that stop me from calling people morons? No, of course it doesn’t.

Hmm.. so will I refrain, as you request?

No.

[director-of-arkham-city-deactiv]

Come now, you know I adore you, my child. I have no reason to lie about my intentions. I mean it as a gentle reminder at best.

Of course, I cannot stop you. But perhaps, if that word disappeared from your vocabulary, I could make a few… better suited arrangements.

Surely, you are tired of the monotony you find in the asylum?

[asktheriddlr]

Child. Do not call me such— I am no child. Not in any circumstance. I hardly appreciate what you call me, do you think I can’t see through your act? Please, don’t treat me so disrespectfully. Edward or Riddler is just fine, at the very least.

Adoring me… yes, well, so does everyone else. What different are you? I’ll answer that for you— not much. Not too different.

…Yet, I find myself curious as to what you mean. Though, if you aren’t implying you can get me OUT of the Asylum, I suggest you drop it. And no, I will not take any DRUGS you give me to cure my BOREDOM (which I am DYING from, mind you.), just a "gentle reminder", before you try it.

[asktheriddlr]

... Nygma.

-Nightwing

Nightwing, ah! See, I know your name too, I’m competent as well!

See how stupid that greeting was? Accomplished.. hm.. let me see,

nothing.

Well, what? Spit it out, bird boy.

[asktheriddlr]

It is hardly my intention to lecture, but ‘lunatic’ is quite a harsh, derogatory term, Edward.

Certainly you know better than to use it, as you have had the immense frustration of being called it yourself, have you not?

Similarly to you, my patients and I hold no kind regard for that word — if you could refrain. Please and thank you.

— Doctor Jeremiah Arkham

Oh, hardly your intention, is it? I greatly doubt it! Now, Jeremiah— life is ‘harsh’ in general, don’t be sensitive.

I will use it as much as I want. I call people stupid quite often— but I do have frustration with being called such, does that stop me from calling people morons? No, of course it doesn’t.

Hmm.. so will I refrain, as you request?

No.

[asktheriddlr]

If you had to get a pet which animal would you pick?

None. I do not like animals. Though, gun held to my head, I had to pick? A bird, maybe.

[asktheriddlr]

Eddie, darling, why don’t you run an escape room and move on with your life before Batsy shoves you in another hospital bed and causes long-term brain damage (so many concussions can’t be good for you, sweetheart.)

Catwoman? If not, you are truly and utterly pathetic. One, for calling the Batman "Batsy", two for calling me "darling" and "sweetheart", and three, for not getting the hell out of my sight.

[asktheriddlr]

Eddie!! 💚💖💋

Well, that’s.. quite a strange way to say "hello" or "welcome back", yes?

Refrain from calling me that. I must question the use of emojis as well, it is very concerning.

[riddlers-bimbo]

EDDIE! EDDIE! EDDIE! you're being so silly! love ya! 💋💖

[asktheriddlr]

I hate to admit this, I really do, but I certainly fail to understand THIS. I just.. I’m puzzled. (Pun intended, of course.) I’m one to ask questions, so first, why do you call yourself a ‘bimbo’? It’s quite a humiliating alias, don’t you think? Assuming you don’t like that, of course.

Second, you seem to hold far too much love for me— why? It’s also unnerving.

[riddlers-bimbo]

ugh eddie you ask so many questions for someone who already has ALL the answers 🙄💋 being a bimbo isn’t humiliating!! it’s ✨empowering✨!! i contain multitudes, like.. glitter and trauma 💄💅🏻 and i love you bc you’re weird and smart and you try to act all cold but then you leave the extra blanket on my chair when you think i’m not looking 💚💚

[asktheriddlr]

I ask questions, that is pretty much my thing, is it not? Also— I find it hard to believe that being a bimbo is.. "empowering". It not being humiliating? Fair enough.. personal preference, I don’t kink shame most of the time. Though, empowering? Surely not.

I’ll ignore that last part. For your own sake.

You’re right. I’m smart, I’m the smartest man alive, I’m the Riddler- and I find your memory slightly more impressive. I did that too long ago, and I also didn’t want your dead body on your chair because I wasn’t decent enough of a human being to basically TOSS a blanket at you.

[asktheriddlr]

So like, if someone wanted to be your friend, or hang out with you, how would you react probably? Like would that sort of thing be okay?

I don’t have time for fRiEnDs— though, I have allies, yes. For "hanging out", or doing the typical stuff you’d do with a friend just seems like a waste of time to me. Yes, obviously, it’s okay. Everyone wants to be with their loved ones, who wouldn’t?! Psychopaths. That’s who.

However, I find it hard to stop working or thinking of working, and I would just be distracted the whole time. So I don’t really like it, (I don’t like anything, honestly..) but the activity itself.. is okay.

[asktheriddlr]

Now that you’re back can I get a raise

@miss-tuesday

I’m afraid not, Miss Tuesday. You’ll have to wait a litte bit longer.

[miss-tuesday]

Ughhhhh. I’ve been covered in this green glow in the dark paint all day, and for what!?

[asktheriddlr]

You’ve been through such things the whole day for your pay. Which is unchanging.

For now.

[miss-tuesday]

Ughhh. You’re so mean to me

[asktheriddlr]

I am not mean to you! I’d argue that I’m being particularly nice.

[asktheriddlr]

Genuinely how do you cope with being so smart? I feel myself getting so frustrated at myself because everything comes easy. How do you deal with it?

..I simply don’t cope. I don’t feel as if there is any negative side effects with being smart— aside from the lack of interest in anything, and everyone just seeming too stupid. I’m the last person you should be coming to for advice in general, but I recommend testing yourself with anything you feel like is hard. It’s fun learning new things, and honestly? You never really run out of things to learn about.

Now, I don’t exactly know your intelligence quotient, (because you are quite literally a stranger) so I can’t tell you what or what not to try and study or learn. That’s for you to discover or decide.

Eugh, dear GOD! I sound like one of the people trying to hard to be inspirational… cough, cough, superheroes. I pity anyone reading this, I deeply apologize for putting you through a terrible speech.

[asktheriddlr]

Now that you’re back can I get a raise

@miss-tuesday

I’m afraid not, Miss Tuesday. You’ll have to wait a litte bit longer.

[miss-tuesday]

Ughhhhh. I’ve been covered in this green glow in the dark paint all day, and for what!?

[asktheriddlr]

You’ve been through such things the whole day for your pay. Which is unchanging.

For now.