Wear a mask or Janus will push you down the stairs

Im not Deceit and my name isn't Janus. This isn't an ask blog, so don't bother asking questions. (this is totally an ask blog for Deceit. Please ask him questions. He needs friends Blog Rules and Summary (Ask box: open)

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ICON COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!

Hey ya'll! I am opening icon commissions (bust and up). Feel free to DM me with any questions and inquiries UwU

[askthesnake]

Hey guys, I have icon commissions open!

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So Janus DOESN'T canonically wear thigh high high heeled boots!? /j

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AYO WAIT! WE SAW JANUS'S LEGS BEFORE WE SAW ROMANS LMAOOOOO

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So Janus DOESN'T canonically wear thigh high high heeled boots!? /j

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since different pics got posted on Thomas' Instagram + on Thomas' Twitter + on Aleksandr Wilde's Twitter + Aleksandr Wilde's Instagram *deep breath*

i decided to make this simple post with no worrying about doubles and every one of the 14 pics present! check the reblog for the other 4!

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[askthesnake]

HHHNNGGGGGG THANKS

[squarehammermp3]

Vampire Janus in video form

Still working on my tiktok video editing skills

[askthesnake]

REBLOGGING HERD BECAUSE WOW THIS IS AMAZING

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Okay so-

I was drawing the gay little moceit wip while I was on discord with my boyfriend and I showed him the sketch and he was like "oh look...it's the snake man with his big ass heels" and I had to break the truth to him that Janus does not in fact canonically wear heels and he goes

"EXCUSE ME!?

WhAT!?

He doesn't actually wear heels!?"

And then I told him that we have never actually seen Janus's legs and he went "YOU HAVEN'T!?"

It's was so funny ajshdkehskwhslkwa I had to share

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The 2020 pride Janus drawings are circulating again 🥰🥰🥰 It's absolutely beautiful to see people go "hey that's me!" and just see people get all happy to see their pride represented. I'm so glad you guys still like them!!

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as a renowned lover of body horror i am both delighted and incredibly Unnerved by the fact that Janus’ mouth does indeed go all the way up!!! Thank you Patreon art! I have very complex feelings about this nightmare snake!!!

[pan-rainbows-are-me]

As someone who is, sadly, to broke for Patreon:

H u h ?

his mouth doeS WHAT NOW?!?

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LOOK AT THIS SHIT

(ps Thomas posted the art publicly a little while after we got it on patreon, so this ain’t a leak, don’t worry.)

[callboxkat]

I can’t decide if I love this or hate it

[askthesnake]

I am so glad these got posted publicly because tHIS MEANS JANUS CANONICALLY HAS FANGS AND SHARP TEETH BABY!!!!!!!

[askthesnake]

A power move is uploading a very slightly raunchy Janus artwork, only to see that Thomas is Online On Tumblr and Being Very Active at the exact same time. Anywhoodles I will now deteriorate~

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(click for better quality) reblogs>likes

And then he didn't come out of the bathtub for 3 hours

I just think jannyboi deserves a bubbly pink bubble bath and a glass of wine mkay?

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-self reblog uwu-

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(Click for better quality, zoom for gay shit in the background in the first panel :3)

Birthday Boy; Second Birthday Origins

I AM SO SORRY I AM UPLOADING THIS ESSENTIALLY A DAY LATE!! I was in classes all day yesterday and I didn't have time to finish it in time DX either way here it is! Imma go crawl back into my lair now. Enjoy!

Reblogs > Likes

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[askthesnake]

why would u apologize, ur right

You know what? You're right.

This is a thicc Dilf Patton supporting blog now.

[askthesnake]

hey thayer how are you doing btw? I know things were real iffy for you for a while are you doing better?

Eeeuuuhhheeehhhhh??? I mean? Things are better than they were back in like...late January, early February. I don't want to officially say I am settled and doing okay because the truth of the matter is things are very uncertain. I'm still homeless but like I'm not living in hotels an on the streets or anything so that's a plus. I ended up leaving my job because I was supposed to move states, and then those plans fell through so :/ I'm currently looking for work. I'm really just trying to focus on school stuff mostly and it'll probably stay that way until early May. But fr tho I could write a book on the legitimate bullshit adventure I have been dragged through in the last two months to give you some kind of idea of what I've been up too.

[askthesnake]

This is very off topic but I'm drawing Patton for the first time in like ever and I can't stop dilfifying him and making him thicc I am so sorry

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SAY IT WITH ME, HUMANS AND NOT-HUMANS

WHO'S BIRTHDAY IS TODAY?

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Of the coolest snek boy in existence

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YES

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Is this gonna become another Deceit appreciation post? Because I'll gladly participate

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on this day more than others

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Oh just gonna do this then

Ops, my finger slipped

[bonesthebeloved]

IT'S DEE APPRECIATION DAY BITCHES. I LOVE ONE SNAKE AND HIS NAME IS DECEIT MADONNA SANDERS

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A lad

[jrwiyuri]

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why did you create this how dare you- djhre i love

[kys0g0i]

Deceit appreciation day!! He blush!!!

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THE SNEK IS BLUSHING! LET'S GIVE HIM MORE LOVE!!!

[askthesnake]

✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

[lance-alt]

it's Dee's bday

[nineevees]

dee can have two birthdays because i love him

[lance-alt]

THAT'S A PERFECT REASON TO! THANK YOU u-u

[askthesnake]

He absolutely does deserve two birthdays

[lance-alt]

i wanna hear it from you all! does Deceit have a second birthday confirmed for you?

is this going to be an actual thing?

headcanons by @askthesnake

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I am so doing something for this

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owo!!!

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OOHH HEY WAIT I'M REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE I WANTED TO POINT OUT THAT THERE WILL BE NO JUMPS CARES/FLASHING LIGHTS/OR GENERALLY APRIL FOOLSY DISTURBING IMAGES TOMORROW ON THIS BLOG!!!