and the universe said I love you/
and the universe said you have played the game well
YOU ARE THE REASON
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and the universe said I love you/
and the universe said you have played the game well
laughing about the idea of shane in shallergies verse at an event having a reaction but not wanting to make a scene, so he uses his epipen, dabs his sweaty face as best he can with napkins, and then manages to go back and find ilya in the crowd and is just "heeeyyyyy" *literally holding onto ilya's arm bruisingly tight to stay upright* "hospital :)"
hey so if my math is right Ilya Rozanov turned thirty right before he and Shane got married. Which means that by the time hollanov got married, he’d known Shane for longer than he’d known his own mom. And according to most headcanons, he’d surpassed Irina's age as well.
Anyway, happy birthday Ilya ❤️
happy birthday ilyusha 🎂
happy birthday ilya rozanov ♥️
ilya doing some kind of commercial that requires him to shave literally everything and shane finds out when ilya waltzes shirtless into the kitchen without his chest hair and with no happy trail and shane’s like no no this can’t be happening and before he knows it he’s on his knees in front of ilya trying to undo the button on his pants and ilya smirks because he thinks something sexy is going to happen but in reality shane just needs to make sure his pubes aren’t completely gone…which he finds out they are and shane sinks to the ground in defeat and ilya is so confused when shane looks up at him with sad eyes. but shane clings on to the last piece of hope he has, prays to every god he doesn’t believe in. please. please. but then ilya raises his arm to scratch the back of his head and…his armpits are naked. completely shaved. not a single hair left and shane walks into their bedroom without saying anything and stares at the wall for 30 minutes
later ilya gets a text from yuna that says why did shane tell me you don’t want to work with this company again? i thought you said you liked them?
50 years old hollanov deciding to travel around the world now that they don't have obligations anymore and their first destination is scotland bc ilya really wants to see the loch ness monster
artblock vs new picture of hudson
the dua lipa of it all
CATS AN DAWGS. hahA. look at this. fuhCKIN BYOOTIES
.ninety: longass stan intermission
hey. look at me. when season 2 comes out, we are going to be NORMAL about the guy playing Dallas Kent, yeah? We're going to be well-adjusted adults who can differentiate between fiction and real life. Yes? pinkie swear right now.
Something I eat up in fic every time is when Shane calls Ilya pretty or hot or beautiful and it stops Ilya and his low self esteem in his tracks to ask “do you really think so?” because Shane never says it and poor autistic blueberry Shane is like “I figured he knew on account of all the very enthusiastic sluttery we engage in together”
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"What the- Where did all your cards go?!" Shane exclaims.
Yuna watched as David put down multiple X 2s, resulting in a whining Rozan- Ilya. Now, Ilyas stack of Uno cards in his hands is slightly smaller, only enough for someone as competitive and overly serious about children's cards games like Shane or Yuna to notice.
Yuna and David had only met Ilya officially yesterday when David had an awkward run in with the boys at the cottage. They spent a dinner together to clear things up, now a significantly calmer lunch at Shane's cottege and a game of cards, a Hollander classic.
The air is still a bit awkward and the boys are both still slightly tense. Give them time, Yuna reminds herself, repeating the words David said to her in the car before they arrived.
"Ah! No looking at my cards, Hollander! Is cheating." Ilya says back dramatically, not denying that he himself has cheated but putting on an innocent act.
"Oh and fucking smuggling away cards isn't cheating?! Dad just made you pick up a shit ton." Shane responds, mouth like a sailor.
Yuna has always played card games since she started dating David. Shane was just as competitive as her and it's one of the only times Shane drops his sensible, media trained act he seems to wear even off cameras. But it's never much.
Yuna opens her mouth to interrupt their old married couple bickering. I guess the 10 years of them... 'Seeing each other' is quite evident. But Yuna is cut off when Shane suddenly gets his hands on Ilya, who let's out a ridiculous noise and shuffles deeper in his seat to get away from the wandering grip.
"Hey! There in your pants." Shane hisses, sounding angry but he's got a big fat smile on his face once he officially catches Rozanov cheating.
"Ah- pervert, hands off! Is your parents house!" Ilya retaliates, receiving a groan from Shane when he's made out to be a pervert.
Suddenly the boys are up, practically tackling each other as Shane attempts to (innocently) shove his hands into his squealing boyfriends pants, retrieving many cards that he picked up earlier.
Yuna watches as they play fight, calling each other names and declaring who's a cheater and she realises she hasn't seen Shane like this in years, not with her or David, not even Hayden or any of Montreal, he doesn't even look so full of joy when skating. It's childish and loud. Shane has a handfull of cards Ilya had hidden in his pockets and waistband, catching him red handed as Ilya tries to insinuate that Shane had set him up and placed them there. Yuna and David share a glance, speaking without words- a language learnt of many years of two people being in love, something she noticed Shane and Ilya have picked up together as well.
They are both thinking it. Shane has found someone. The one- as cheesy as it sounds. Yuna would always tell Shane one day he'd find that person, who makes him feel wild and crazy and someone he can just be himself with and Shane would groan, faking disgust in all his teenage dramatics. But it happened.
Yuna and David realise that Ilya is now a Hollander. Not legally sure. But it's official. He's here forever.
shane’s slutty little shorts. send post