1. Demacia has shit coffee
The sounds of Bandle city’s morning hustle and bustle drifted into the young scout’s open loft window. The sounds of the morning market and the idle gossip of the yordles below mixing with the sound of chattering birds going about their day as wild things tend to do.
The scout groaned and rolled out of bed. Normally he didn’t mind the location of his cozy apartment above the Bandle city bakery, and the noise that came with it. However, he had recently returned from an extended trip in Damacia where we were training with the elite.
He was exhausted and still nursing a headache he had developed day one of arriving in the grand city of Demacia. The leader of the elite, Garen, had a younger sister who was very friendly and kind, showing the scout around and chatting with him. Lux was lovely it was true,but god damn could she talk.
Running his hand through his hair noting how long it had grown in his travels before having a small sigh, he hadn’t told his friend Tristana he had planned on being back in Bandle so soon and he knew she would be on his case about proper grooming.
“A proper Bandle scout should keep his fur trimmed to and even short length! Look at your fur!! it’s so long it’s beginning to curl around your hat! Teemo are you even listening to me???”
He couldn’t help but smile at the thought. In truth, he liked bugging her from time to time.now that she was the head gunner no one had the balls to give her hell about things. besides, he liked it longer.
with a stretch, he decided he needed coffee if here were going to get anything done that day and groggily began to get dressed and ready.once ready he slid down the ladder leading to his room and out the door.
‘coffee,coffee, coffee,’ he murmured to himself as he walked through the streets of the center market. ‘ah,’ he spotted his favorite coffee cart and made a b-line for it.
“Teemo!” the merchant exclaimed happily with her usual cheery grin.‘i didn’t know you were back yet,here,’ she quickly turned and made a large cup of coffee before handing it to him.’ this one’s on me, friend.’
Teemo took a large sip from the firm paper cup and sighed happily,'thanks, mary you rock.'‘
‘anything for my favorite customer'‘ she replied sweetly as he walked off.
he walked slowly back to his apartment as he savored every sip of his coffee. Demacia had many things. good coffee, however, was not one of them. Teemo glanced over the market at all of the happy yordles going about their usual business and smiled.'i’m home.’ he whispered aloud to himself. nothing could ruin this for him.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
