A Smelly Blog

This is the place where I put interesting things I stumble across and occasionally stuff I made. Think of a shelf with trinkets and shiny rocks on it. Just digital.

[loveridden1999]

[whisperingsoup]

imagine a park bench underneath

[longhorned]

I was reading the Wikipedia list of notable + ironic last words and the two most recent entries are so heartening

[thebibliosphere]

I am down with a migraine. Very dizzy. Expressed a desire for potato chips because I thought the salt might help.

Holly Mop who was beside me in bed got up and trotted into my office. Came back into the bedroom and very daintily spat out a single potato chip.

Which has revealed two things:

A) that she does understand more of what I’m saying, and in true Shih Tzu fashion,chooses not to listen and

B) there’s a stash of stale potato chips somewhere in my office I’ll need to find tomorrow.

Emphasis on tomorrow

I’ve got a Dogtor to cuddle today.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[potatocrisp]

Gettin the good ads again

[probablybadrpgideas]

All potions are terrible Tumblr drink recipes. Healing potions are the Horsepussy. Barkskin potions are the White Gilgamesh. Invisibility potions are The Flavor.

I don't know the horsepussy

anyway potion of waterbreathing is battery acid spaghetti

[striders]

RIP Bouncy Ball

7/9/2026 - 7/9/2026

[egberts]

twenty minutes before this photo was taken i said "i am so glad i got this cute little bouncy ball" and alana said "yeah! i love all the confetti in it!"

two minutes before this photo was taken she said to me, completely wide-eyed and pale in the face, "i just crushed that bouncy ball"

[distractionsfromthefood]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Being 8 days after July 4th, July 12th is American Covenant day, the anniversary of the day the United States was circumcised.

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[lesbian-moon-gf]

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

[humedetector]

but her appel

[sifu-kisu]

[biggyman]

Hooooooo my fucking god

[illusoryfem]

[generic-internet-name]

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

[generic-internet-name]

you can't get out that way!

[generic-internet-name]

that's not very helpful.

[generic-internet-name]

maybe the open window will help.

[generic-internet-name]

try the open window instead.

[asmellyogre]

We accidentally made a super fucked up and evil cake.

[teaboot]

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

[teaboot]

it was a difficult morning for everybody

[storm-of-feathers]

speaking of volcanology i am at my LIMIT with people thinking that yellowstone is "overdue". Its not fucking pregnant. if it ever erupts again we'll have decades if not centuries of warning. whenever theres "increased activity" there it means something vibrated a bit more or something.

and while we're on it the eruptions happening rn are also not out of the ordinary. what kilauea is doing is not a cause for alarm. volcanoes erupt all the time its a part of our planet I am losing my mind

[he-who-reads-until-dawn]

They aborted the Yellowstone super eruption because of woke

[storm-of-feathers]

this is true