~Asmo♡deus~

art in pfp is by me, art in header is from the game. also i'm a minor.

[asmodelust]

Intro post lalala

my name is Nelby / Charm / Fiction / Aesop /Uso / Pent / Asmo / Arte / Kit or just any names associated with my faves. Those are the ones I associate with tho.

I use she/her, he/him, kit/kits, and it/its pronouns mostly. And i NEVER use they/them.

I am an autistic (possibly bipolar) proship comshipper. I am personally uncomfortable with Incestuous ships, but anything aside from that is totally my thing!

Please keep in mind i am a minor.

I am catgender, and genderqueer. I am on the aroace spectrum so keep that in mind.

MY FAVOURITE THINGS IN LIFE ARE USOPP AND MIMIKYU AND SHINY ESPEON AND KOTARO LIVES ALONE I LOVE THEM

I like pokemon, and vocaloid and avatar the last airbender and dandys world and OCs and Hazbin hotel / Helluva Boss and Obey Me! And Omori and south park and ace attourney and fnaf and Evillious chronicles and more but i forgot so yeah.

Games i like but arent really into that much are Battleblock theatre, Call of Duty Black ops, Slime rancher, Detroit become human, Sonic The hedgehog, Minecraft, and uhh probably more but i forgot.

My favourite ship rn is FRANNKKKY X USSSOPPPP Please ask me why Cause i cant actually answer why (i havent finished the part where they meet and i'm NOT GOING TO FINISH CAUSE MERRY DIES)

I am literally usopp in real life and he is my son and i am his lover at the same time and i birthed him he is my adoptive son and we are bested of friends who kiss but also kill eachother. Dont ask me about my lore with him i dont even know

Please play ponytown or pokemon go or whatever else i get into with me i will cry happy tears

Uhh i hate antishippers you guys are bullies.

I am anti radqueer, (transid, pro contact para, transmed, etc) but i am pro xenogender and xeno/neo pronouns. And also good faith identities, as well as contradictory labels!!

Ask me about Kooky and Milly they are my dandys world ocs and i love them very much i love my mama and son so much

Okay anyways bye

[segamascott]

[infectiouspiss]

hot take i think that a website being able to ban users for "no reason at all" is a very bad thing, all websites should be able to prove that a user has broken their guidelines or terms of service in order to ban them

[willgrahamscock]

how are you gonna be 31 and posting fandom content bro leave it to the teenagers

People 10 and 20 years older than me are writing your favorite fanfics, and drawing your favorite characters. You'd have no fandom without the people you think are 'too old' to have hobbies.

[emachinescat]

This mentality is so insanely frustrating. Why do teenagers think that people have to give up their hobbies, give up fun, when they reach a certain age? Like??

When I was a teenager writing fic, I remember finding out that one of my favorite authors was in her 50s and that just was SUCH a revelation for me!! What do you mean, 50 year olds can write fanfic?!? Does that mean I can write fics when I'm her age?? That's AWESOME! I seriously looked up to her so much. And now I'm 35 with a husband and kid, and I'm still writing fanfic and posting fandom content - and I have no plans of stopping!

If you try to drive 30+ people out of fandom, you're going to lose the backbone of said fandom!

[evilwriter37]

The ageism in fandom is fucking insane. It’s strange that people seem to have the idea that fandom was created by and for teenagers… It was not. It was created by adults. How would we have ao3 if only teenagers were in fandom?

I don’t want to sound like I am hating on younger people in fandom, but god, y’all need to stop it with the ageism. You don’t have to give up what you love once you’re an adult. Honestly, the belief that you have to is pretty bad. It sounds like it would make people afraid of aging. Granted, modern society is so very afraid of aging.

Don’t give up what you love just because you’re an adult. You don’t have to. And don’t try to force others to do it either.

[sarcasticmothwrites]

Look, just because you’re not aware of the adults in your life having hobbies doesn’t mean that they don’t. Your mom’s secretly been writing smut since before you were born. She hangs out on Discord with her friends and talks about Fourth Wing and Heated Rivalry. She actually has an AO3 account and a Tumblr you’re not even aware of.

Adults are complicated humans.

[siobhanbooks]

my mum has an ao3 account (just a reader tho), a tumblr blog, and a discord - she's also subscribed to a patreon and we've literally taken trips for her fave podcast's live shows

my dad has a statue of gollum in my parents living room and a map of middle earth used to hang over their dining table (where we ate every meal) - he was abolutely involved in fandom culture as a teen and probably is now on reddit

my parents are fandom nerds and i'm very aware - hell i've sent my mum ao3 fics before many a time

if you think adults aren't involved in fandom culture - you're just wrong

(also some of the coolest people i've met online are over 30 and i hope that i get to be that fandom elder for someone one day because so many people have supported me over the years)

[homunculus-argument]

Concerning clowns and dignity

They have no kings, no gods, and no laws beyond what's fair and what's funny. They will respect you in their own way, but only on their own terms.

You cannot shame a clown in any way that matters.

You cannot silence the clowns in any way that matters.

The only way to offend a clown is to try to silence them.

Nobody has dignity unless the clowns allow it. If you don't like how they treat you as a friend, you won't like the way they treat you as a threat.

[puppygirlcafe]

Clowns have active clown code / clown laws. They very much are beholden to them if they are a Professional Clown.

[homunculus-argument]

Very fair clarification.

Clowns have their own laws. Do not presume that you know what a clown is and is not allowed to do.

[maddie-2022]

Actually, unironically, clowns have to go to specialized schools, officially register, paint their signature face paint on an eggshell to be archived to copyright it, and have to follow all the proper clown codes.

I'm not shitting you, that's all real facts about clowns. Clowning is unironically serious business

[yellowplumfruit]

happy pride month from jupiter and uranus 💞

[fwizard]

omfg

[amvs]

​hold on i have to look something up

[amvs]

yeah he’s autistic

[tomodachi-flipside]

Ideas for future Tomodachi Life games:

Miis with heterochromia

The option to change a Mii's nose color

Miis with vitiligo

Miis in wheelchairs

Miis with canes and walkers

More options for overbites and underbites

Bringing back the frying pan item

Bringing back the sewing machine item

Have the option to make babies grow up slowly or instantly

Bring back mini-games for babies that grow up slowly

Bring back the fortune-telling aspects from the first two games but make them actually relevant to the gameplay instead of it not affecting anything

BRING BACK JUDGEMENT BAY

BRING BACK THE CONCERT HALL AND LET OUR MIIS JOIN BANDS AND SING SONGS OMG PLEASE

This post will be added to as I think of more.

[whirlipedal]

does anybody remember free the nipple. i wish i wasnt a stupid ten year old when that was a thing because i didnt know how good that movement really was. can we bring that back? the idea that womens bodies arent inherently sexual? all womens bodies? can women be braless or topless without it being a big fucking deal? please?

edit: kind of ironic i didn't think about it considering i'm transmasc myself but free the nipple applies to nonwomen with boobs too

double edit: stop tagging this as "#free the nip nops". they're nipples. nipples on boobs. be mature about this

[irishshauna]

[marmotini-of-the-world-unite]

Learning this was an intentional genocide changed me.

[fighterkimburgess]

I know most of those following me know this, but just to make it super clear. An Gorta Mór (The Great Hunger/the Great Famine) was a deliberate genocide of the Irish people. There was enough food grown in Ireland to make sure everyone was alive and healthy and survived. Instead it was exported, sent to England and elsewhere for profit while men, women, and children starved in the streets. While the English landlords fucked off and evicted starving families who couldn’t afford rent. While babies were too weak to cry and died at the side of the road.

They tried to kill us, but they did not succeed. And we owe so much thanks to the other oppressed peoples, in particular the Choctaw Nation and the Masai, who sent money and grain to us.

Let me repeat that. The Choctaw Nation who had just gone through the Trail of Tears sent us money to try save Irish lives. It’s led to an understanding between Irish people and Native American tribes, most recently when we donated to the Navajo and Hopi fundraisers for COVID-19 relief, because while it may be a different tribe, Irish people will never forget those who helped us and we’ll help back.

The entire population of the island is less than seven million people. We’re still a million less on this island than pre famine. And it’s not that long ago. My grandmother’s grandparents lived through it. We’ve told the stories, it literally changed the DNA of the country. We have a national fear of renting, because so many people were evicted. People joke about Irish people always offering loads of food, but it’s because there’s that cultural memory of not being able to.

They tried to kill us, but they did not succeed. We will not let them take our lives, we will not let them take our language. We lost so much, but we will not lose it all.

[saltedweather]

This is why I get so angry when people say “it was the potato famine, it was because of monoculture/microbes.”

Nope. The potatoes were the only thing Irish people were allowed to fucking eat, because as pointed out, the rest of the crops they were growing were for their landlords to ship to England. So when the one “worthless” crop they were allowed to eat rotted in the field, the English crown, empire, landlords, all shrugged and carried on. People starved to death lying next to productive fields.

[elierlick]

The Department of Education worked with the far-right Family Research Council to officially designate March 12th as Detrans Awareness Day last year. But what actually leads people to detransition? It's not regret, but social stigma, incited by the very figures who claim to protect detransitioners. I want to hear their stories describing how the current moral panic influenced their decisions.

[bevsi]

this is the core of why some women defend beauty standards - if they’re deconstructed even a little they have to face how much money/time they’ve sunk into them. it also exposes how untrue “i did it for myself” really is - if that was true, you wouldn’t be upset that other bodies are being uplifted

[itmeblog]

So the fun part about GenZ slang being almost 100% AAVE is that I have a dictionary from 2001, from before I was old enough to even know how to use a dictionary, right? And this ain't that abridged shit this is the three columns 8 point font, pages made of tissue paper bound into a book that is 4-5 inches thick shit. You follow?

And there are all these reports on how new slang is and how to understand it and getting it wrong. BUT 2001 GOT ME

TWO THOUSAND AND ONE

[unique-ones-enlightened]

[thesylverlining]

I wish more people got this because some ‘low-empathy’ people are the most compassionate and sympathetic in the universe, and I hate it when that’s taken to mean ‘unfeeling and probably hostile’ when nothing could be further from the truth

[quantum-jump]

Or, as my dad put it,

Sympathy: I know how you feel Empathy: I feel how you feel Compassion: is there anything I can do to help?

[paramourblessings]

Sympathy: that sucks bro empathy: I feel that compassion: want me to send you some puppy and kitten pictures to make you feel better?

[autisticcaleb]

Posts like this make me feel so much better. It always seems like society treat responses to others pain as though empathy is the most important kind. I am around 85% compassionate and this post helped me not feel like I am a monster because of that for once.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the phrase "this machine kills fascists" has gone through enough layers of meaning that I think it's come all the way back around to where the funniest thing you could put it on would be a gun

[theconcealedweapon]

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

These fucking techbros are so fucking childish. "Let's rebuild the twin towers as AI Bots With Lasers" is the most 8 year old idea I've ever heard.

Then again, 9/11 TWO on the AI Laser Buildings would rule