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I'm on a payphone, trying to call home
All of my Nitro, I spent on you
Oh, this definitely belongs on Tumblr.
From the Nib, by Mattie Lubchansky
Happy Pride
Fish-shaped interlocking paving stones.
that’s his little guy!!
I wish I had what they have...
i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently
matched set
Could you recc some blogs like yours?
am i not enough for you
these women did wonders for the “i’m single and i like it that way” community… i’m having a sexy ass life!
tell me my prof didn’t upload the reading by photocopying his kindle reader page by page
bruh
everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban
come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds
GOD DAMN IT
i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much
I think they should make the boner pills in pink instead of blue just to see if cishet men can handle it
So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.
Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.
So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.
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By yuki_illust19
L. V., excerpts from a past life
やさしいおじさん pic.twitter.com/2JkkpjmmG6
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