[ananxiousgenz]

no one worry about him guys, he's fine

[json-derulo]

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

[appleseason]

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[epicsause-official]

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

[epicsause-official]

heres kinda what i mean

[lauralot89]

The Department of Fisheries in Hyderabad, India, is shaped like a fish.

[beastwhimsy]

it's my dad's birthday tomorrow. he loves bikes. so I drew a bugcycle

[rockergiirl]

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

[jester-operation]

I habe some bad news

[rockergiirl]

BOTH TOWERS?

[clowndensation]

he has 2 electrons... who? the boy reading this...

[shocked--kwarrtz]

[bread-in-the-void]

um?

[captain-price-returns]

Him getting smaller and smaller as he walks up to the truck is some real Peter Jackson The Lord of the Rings forced perspective movie magic

[lipstickchainsaw]

This guy wouldn't see himself standing in front of his own truck, what the fuck?

[8nin]

I'm like if a missing person was literally right there

[lakevida]

does anyone have the faggot crisis in the grocery store tweet i need it for my health and wellness

[lakevida]

there she is!

[monidoll]

instant loss 2koma

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[lakevida]

ive got a little secret about the circumstances under which these sentences as well were arranged

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]